Why is Brock Lesnar in tights

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Logically.. why is Lesnar coming out in tights when he isn't gonna be in matches? shouldn't he be in street clothes or something like that? Heck, even jeans or pants.

 

maybe he'll be in a shirt and pants when he gets his own t-shirt. It can say "I'm the next Big Thing".

 

I'm sure Brock in a suit and pants would look funny.

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Logically.. why is Lesnar coming out in tights when he isn't gonna be in matches?

 

Presumzbly for the same reason that Kane is always wearing his tights and Demolition are always wearing their leather entrance gear: because that's all that they wear anywhere (well, they don't exactly say that, but it's implied, IMO).

[Guest Rob Edwards]

Maybe he just finds them comfortable It's actually probably the only piece of clothing he can fit into

[Guest crandamaniac]

Use the logic that JR said about Booker T last night. Brock was dressed for Battle or something another

[Guest jester]

Everyone has to be ready to wrestle, because the whole show is improvised! At least, that's what they had us believe. How many matches on Raw were "spontaneous." The 10 Man tag, the Mixed tag.... I guess if everybody got along there would have been no matches tonight.

 

"You have to wonder what they would have done if all these guys hadn?t decided to book their own matches. " -SK

 

jester

[Guest What?!]

Well, Kane did wear his tights to Weakest Link. Maybe Heyman's getting a huge percentage of Lesnar's cash and thus can't buy any new clothes.

[Guest jester]

Well, Kane did wear his tights to Weakest Link. Maybe Heyman's getting a huge percentage of Lesnar's cash and thus can't buy any new clothes.

Yes, but he said that was his only suit.

 

Kane can be funny. I really hope when he comes back they let him do promos and build more of a character.

 

AND SQUASH THE NWO MERCILESSLY.

 

jester

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

I read where Nash didn't have his wrestling gear with him since he didn't know he was going to wrestle. And look what happened, he got hurt. Brock didn't want to get hurt.

[Guest Choken One]

There's a downside to being 7' tall...You can't borrow tights like the Dwarfs can.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

There's a downside to being 7' tall...You can't borrow tights like the Dwarfs can.

Don't make fun of Tazz like that. He's small-boned.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

btw, Jester, that pic in your sig is gross. Maybe it's they're trying to get Sally Struthers as her manager...