Crank Yankers

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Has anyone watched this show? I saw it once when they had the Wu Tang on and laughed my ass off. It's on right now so I will see how some of the other episodes are.

[Guest razazteca]

I saw an episode that had Tenadious D singing a song about being naked, and saw a very disturbing puppet that had everything just hanging there, plus a furry BUTT. Why? Why? Why?

[Guest EQ]

I saw the first or second episode... but for some reason.. if i'm not watching a show from the beginning religiously, I can't really get into it.

 

This is why I never watched 1 episode of 24.

[Guest TheDames7]

This is why I never watched 1 episode of 24.

You will, EQ...you will.

 

September 17, 2002.

 

Dames

[Guest Ripper]

That show is funny as hell. I love tracy morgan doing the spoony character and that whole UPS thing is hilarious.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

There were some things that were funny as hell, but I don't see that show lasting. I would have been better off not seeing Big Bird smoking a joint or Kermit fucking Miss Piggy. Even though they are puppets, there was a lot of nudity on that show too.

 

After four episodes, this is what I liked:

 

The Crap in the back of the car call.

 

The Spoony calls.

 

A couple of the UPS calls.

[Guest Ripper]

Take all those you liked and add:

 

The porn site calling the peoples house

 

The blind stripper

 

the guy calling the porn store and his mom kept interupting.

 

The nam vet calling for a carpenter job

 

I found all of those funny. Yeah, the Kermit, mrs Piggy thing was kinda pointless.

 

But that puppets gone wild thing was hilarious.

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

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YAY!!!!

 

 

 

Love,

Sebastian the Bastard

[Guest Prototype450]

Who can forget,

"I wanna go to Hawaii yea! Do u wanna go to Hawaii? Cause i wanna go to Hawaii yea!"

[Guest King_TIL]

the guy calling the porn store and his mom kept interupting.

In the credits that was listed as "Jimmy Kimmel as himself".

 

Steven Colbert calling the phone sex operator on behalf of the mute guy? Hilarious.

 

Adam Corolla as the Vam War vet is also really funny.

[Guest Flyboy]

I watched it last night... the call about Operah survey was funny as hell.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

What skit did Dave Chapelle do?

[Guest Vyce]

Jim Florentine's calls are usually pretty good.

 

I don't think Dave Chapelle made a call, but Dave ATTEL did.

[Guest chirs3]

I've only seen one episode, and bits and pieces of others, but it's usually good. A few DUD's here and there (The guy calling about putting together a book of "interesting names"). But I love the Tracy Morgan calls.

 

"You keepin' it real down there?"

 

"... you mean like a movie reel?"

[Guest What?]

I loved the Nam Vet one. Adam Carolla is freakin hilarious, man.

 

 

Also, Jimmy Kimmel as himself was great.

 

 

 

One question, though...don't you think at least ONE of them would recognize their voice? Like Denis Leary and the monkey (my personal favorite one)? Leary is pretty famous....

[Guest Prince Paul]

Some of the calls from the show have been taken from touchtone terrorists, which is some group of prankers which you can download on the net. They've gotten lots of airtime on Howard Stern.

[Guest Vyce]

One question, though...don't you think at least ONE of them would recognize their voice? Like Denis Leary and the monkey (my personal favorite one)? Leary is pretty famous....

Most of the people they call are complete rubes. Half of them are slack-jawed yokels.

 

But even if they thought it sounded like Denis Leary.....would any of them really believe it WAS him?

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Dave Chapelle was listed in the credits on the official website.