Guest chirs3 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 I dunno if this has been done, so sorry if it has. What are the worst song lyrics you've ever had the displeasure of hearing? My example comes from the music they play before a movie in theatres. They pretty much play whatever they can to piss me off (country, more often than not), but the past four times I've been to the theatre I've heard this song. It's some dime-a-dozen boyband whose name I forget. I (thankfully) don't know ALL the lyrics, but I know enough. Ahem. I know you really want me... Yea... I know your friends talk about me... Yea... So why you tryin' to do without me? Yea... Hey Juliet. I think You're fine. You really blow my mind. May-BAY, Someday, You and me can run away. Let me be your Romeo, Hey Juliet. People actually LISTEN to this?! What song lyrics can you not stand? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAxlMorrison Report post Posted July 11, 2002 Artist: Will Smith Album: Men In Black Soundtrack Song: Men In Black Uh it's the M.I.B.'s Here come the Men in Black Here come the Men in Black (here they come) They won't let you remember Right on, right on The good guys dress in black remember that Just in case we ever face to face and make contact The title held by me...M.I.B. Means what you think you saw, you did not see So don't blink Think what was there but now's gone Black suit with the black Ray Ban's on Walk in shadow move in silence Guard against extra-terrestrial violence But though we ain't on no government list We straight don't exist No names and no figerprints Saw something strange Watch your back Cause you never quite know where the M.I.B.'s is at Uh and... Here come the Men in Black (here they come) The galaxy defenders (right on, right on) Here come the Men in Black (the men in black) They won't let you remember (uh uh, uh uh) Now from the deepest of the darkest of night On the horizon, bright light in the site tight Cameras zoom, only your pen been doom But then like BOOM black suits fill the room up With the quickness talk with the witnesses Hypnotize, neuralize Vivid memories turn to fantasies Ain't no M.I.B.'s Can I please Do what we say that's the way we kick it Ya know what I mean I say my noisy cricket get wicket on ya We're your first, last and only line of defence Against the worst scum of the universe So don't fear us, jeer us If you ever get near us, don't jeer us We're the fearless M.I.B.'s freezin' the ball of flat Whats that stand for? Men In Black. The Men in Black Right on, Right on The Men in Black (the men in black) Let me see ya just bounce it with me Just bounce with me Just bounce it with me c'mon Let me see ya just slide with me Just slide with me Just slide with me c'mon Let me see ya take a walk with me Just walk with me Take a walk with me c'mon And make your neck work Now freeze Here come the Men in Black (here they come) The galaxy defenders (right on, right on) Here come the Men in Black (the men in black) They won't let you remember (uh uh, uh uh) A-ight check it Let me tell you this in closin' I know we might seem imposin' But trust me if we ever show in your session Believe me it's for your own protection Cuz we see things that you need not see And we be places that you need not be So go with your life Forget that Roswell crap Show love to the black suit Cuz that's the men in That's the men in... Here come the Men in Black (men in black) The galaxy defenders (galaxy defenders) Here come the Men in Black (oh here they come) They won't let you remember (uh uh, uh uh) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Combat Apparatus Report post Posted July 11, 2002 "Carolyn's Bootie" I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie As she was going from the bathroom into my bedroom (into my bedroom) Somethin' about a curse did something to my penis She's got the curves just like on the Venus de Milo (Venus de Milo) Later on, I laid my hands on her Later on, I laid my hands on her Later on, I laid my hands on her Later on I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie As she was getting dressed for work in my room (in my room) I saw the moonbeam shine on her bootie, I saw the sunbeam shine on her BUTT, I like it (me like it) Later on, I laid my hands on her Later on, I laid my hands on her Later on, I laid my hands on her I wanna kiss some bootie Curvaceous So delicious Mmmm Nutritious B-b-b-b-b-b-bodacious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted July 11, 2002 aw come on! caroline's booty rocks! for me, Alien fucking Ant Farm's 'attitude' has the worst chorus of all time 'your attitude is welcome, welcome your solitude is welcome, welcome your attitude is welcome, welcome your solitude is welcome, welcome' embarrassing. MY GOD how lame is that band! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted July 11, 2002 Who better than Sonic Youth's Kim Gordon to provide cringe-inducingly bad lyrics? Here, from the album Washing Machine, is probably the nadir of Gordon's song writing career. Ladies and gentlemen, I present "Panty Lies": don't just stare, `cause she's not wearing underwear em-em-em-em-em-em-em-em oh how rude, at least she's got you're attention square em-em-em-em-em-em-em-em don't you realize, It's just her disguise ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai hey! mum look, no more panty line ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai shoewa shoewa shoewa shoewa shoewa shoewa shoewa i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i peek-a-boo look into the mirror now you see her, now you'll be her hover your lips, twirl your hair pretend you're there, pretend it ain't there little girl playing in the closet first comes walking, then comes talking peek-a-boo look into the mirror she says: "who am I?" inside! outside! inside, outside, inside, outside, inside, outside, inside, outside, inside, outside shoewa shoewa shoewa shoewa shoewa shoewa shoewa hm-a-hm-a-hm-a-hm-a da-da-da-da-da don't just stare, `cause she's not wearing underwear em-em-em-em-em-em-em-em oh how rude, at least she's got you're attention square em-em-em-em-em-em-em-em don't you realize, it's just her disguise ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai hey! mum look, no more panty line ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai i-a-o-a-i-a-a-o-a-i-a-u-a-i-a-i-i-u-a Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 Papa Roach's She Loves Me Not and Linkin Park's Crawling Dream Theater lyrics (those are bad) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted July 11, 2002 There's nothing wrong with Dream Theater's lyrics, dammit! You want bad lyrics? Look no further than Andrew W.K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted July 11, 2002 That fucking Ying Yang Twins song "Shorty shake that thang like a real freak Tryin get the, tryin get the ends meet." I usually turn that stupid ass song off, but I actually listened to the lyrics one time and burst into laughter when I heard that part. Do people pay attention to what they're listening to? I would feel embarrassed listening to that, kind of how i feel when I hear Down With The Sickness and they get to that weird part at the end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Renegade Report post Posted July 11, 2002 Artist: Will Smith Album: Men In Black Soundtrack Song: Men In Black You thinks thats bad you should hear the song for the sequel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Narcoleptic Jumper Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Cough. Fred's intro : Alright ... Partner. Keep on rollin' baby .. you know what time it is. (Throw your hands up) (Ladies and Gentlemen) Chocolate Starfish Gonna keep on rollin' baby Who's in, now who's out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you gonna do now Breathe in, now breathe out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (c'mon) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Verse 1 Now I know ya'll be lovin' this shit right here L.. I.. M.. P... Bizkit is right here People in the house put them hands in the air 'Cause if you don't care, then we don't care (yeah) 1.. 2.. 3.. times 2 to the 6, Jonesin' for your fix 'cause the Limp Bizkit mix So where the fuck you at? Punk shut the fuck up And back the fuck up Before we fuck this track up (Throw your hands up) Who's in, now who's out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you gonna do now Breathe in, now breathe out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (c'mon) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Verse 2 You... wanna mess with Limp Bizkit (yeah) You can't mess with Limp Bizkit (why?) Because we get it on (when) Everyday and everynight (oh) And this platinum thing right here (uh huh) We're doing it all the time (huh) So you better get some better beats And, uh get some better rhymes (doh) We got the game set so don't complain yet Twenty-four seven, never beggin' for a raincheck Old school soldiers passin' out the hot shit That rocks shit and bounces the mosh pit (Throw your hands up) Who's in, now who's out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you gonna do now Breathe in, now breathe out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (c'mon) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Hey Ladies Hey Fellas And the people that don't give a FUCK All the lovers All the haters And all the people that call themselves playas Hot momma's Pimp daddy's And the people rollin' up in Caddies Hey rockers Hip-Hoppers And everybody all around the world ... Who's in, now who's out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you gonna do now Breathe in, now breathe out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (c'mon) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Who's in, now who's out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you gonna do now Breathe in, now breathe out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (c'mon) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 She got her hands all on her knees and then her bows on her thigh She like to twerk and that's for sure cause I can tell how she fly She got me hyper, wanna bite right now yi yi Say I yi, yi yi yi [Verse 1] Look at shawty snap, make that ass clap Niggaz in the club spendin dubs when it's PHAT Thick and real fine, standin five-nine High heels on, right on time God Damn look at shawty she makin that ass jiggle I like the way it wobbledy wobbledy when it wiggle Anybody down for my nursery rhyme riddle Some of these hoes be for the creamin in the middle [Verse 2] She shakin ass and gettin paid because she makin her cheese She ain't scared to get on the flo' to show her ass and titties If she doin it quite right I might just give her fifty I be drankin Hennessy so I'm down to tipsy I know them hoes in the club they ain't twerkin for free If she dancin like she should she'll make her money I like them freaky ass hoes twitchin asses for me Ahhh shit that's it so I'm so I'm spendin my cheese [Hook] - 2X [Verse 3] Jummy club let me see ya I YI YI Blue flame let me see ya I YI YI Magic City let me see ya I YI YI Body Chap let me see ya I YI YI Jazzy T's let me see ya I YI YI Club Pleeders let me see ya I YI YI School Hoes let me see ya I YI YI And if you ain't twerkin BITCH BY YI YI [Verse 4] Shawty let me see ya shake it on the flo' BUTT-naked Show-stoppin pussy-poppin; damn I like the way you take it Up and down, side to side, round and round, touch the ground There you go, now you know, how you gotta make yo cash flow Put them poles touch them toes, let me see that ass roll All in the booty club, shawty shake it for the dub High as a kite, so I'm might, stick yo' ass a lil' somethin Make that pussy pull a blunt! [Hook] - repeat 2X [Verse 5] Hoes shakin ass like a real freak Tryin to get the motherfuckin ends meat Don't be tryin to motherfuckin tease me Cause I'm bout tipped on the Hennessy But I still give you a dub doe But you gotta shake that ass hoe Work real hard for the cash flow Bring yo ass to the dance flow [Verse 6] One time for them bitches at that gentlemen's club Them bitches shakin ain't no fakin and they came to buy dubs Them niggas hatin steady waitin so we can't come back I'm on this track up out this here while she work that cat Pussy poppin shawty droppin say she gone get blowed She a average everyday government cheese hoe Fuck them niggaz who dem niggaz that be hatin on the guys They in the club with them thugs screamin I YI YIIII [Hook] - repeat 2X Worst song i heard in a long time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Here is another crappy one. Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer Do you remember, Do you remember? ...when we met..That summer?? [Chorus] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer [Verse 1] Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span, Met you one summer and it all began Your the best girl that I ever did see, The great Larry Bird Jersey 33 When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad, Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer then went back home, Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Chorus] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer [Verse 2] Cheery Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie Used to hate school so I had to play hookie, Always been hip to the B-boY Style Known to act wild and make girls smile, Love New Edition and the Candy Girl Remind me of you because you rock my world You come from Georgia where the peaches grow They drink lemonade and speak real slow You love hip hop and rock n roll Dad took off when you were 4 years old There was a good man named Paul Revere I feel much better baby when you're near You love fun dip and cherry Coke, I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Repeat Chorus] Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on, Shake and wigle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like, I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike [Verse 3] Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks My mind takes me back there oh so quick Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese, Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees Call you up but whats the use I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose Came in the door said it before,I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch repeat Chorus [bridge] In the summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summertime girls got it goin on Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike [Repeat Chorus] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 That fucking Ying Yang Twins song "Shorty shake that thang like a real freak Tryin get the, tryin get the ends meet." I usually turn that stupid ass song off, but I actually listened to the lyrics one time and burst into laughter when I heard that part. Do people pay attention to what they're listening to? I would feel embarrassed listening to that, kind of how i feel when I hear Down With The Sickness and they get to that weird part at the end. I like the beat and catchy hook but the lyrics are horrible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted July 12, 2002 I don't have the lyrics handy...but Destiny Child's "Survivor" has to be the worst thing ever put to tape...it's just the same damn word said over just a little different every time. Worst song ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Here is another crappy one. Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer Do you remember, Do you remember? ...when we met..That summer?? [Chorus] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer [Verse 1] Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span, Met you one summer and it all began Your the best girl that I ever did see, The great Larry Bird Jersey 33 When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad, Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer then went back home, Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Chorus] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer [Verse 2] Cheery Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie Used to hate school so I had to play hookie, Always been hip to the B-boY Style Known to act wild and make girls smile, Love New Edition and the Candy Girl Remind me of you because you rock my world You come from Georgia where the peaches grow They drink lemonade and speak real slow You love hip hop and rock n roll Dad took off when you were 4 years old There was a good man named Paul Revere I feel much better baby when you're near You love fun dip and cherry Coke, I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Repeat Chorus] Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on, Shake and wigle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like, I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike [Verse 3] Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks My mind takes me back there oh so quick Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese, Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees Call you up but whats the use I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose Came in the door said it before,I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch repeat Chorus [bridge] In the summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summertime girls got it goin on Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike [Repeat Chorus] we have a winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Does the song "David Bowie" by Phish count...since it is the same words said over and over until you go crazy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted July 12, 2002 I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. If you want to be, a Hulkamaniac, I can sure teach ya how to stay on track. Gotta train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins too! These are all the things that the maniacs do. Positive thoughts and positive deeds, these are the things that make you suceed. Always be good to your family and friends, they're the only ones that'll be there in the end! I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. When you're lookin for somethin cool to do, just pick good friends to be with you. You better be careful where you are at, you may be judged where you hang your hat. Can you feel the music? Can you feel the beat? You don't need drugs to move your feet. When the dealer tries to push on you just tell'em what your gonna do! I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. Try to do good each and every day, don't give them, nothin, bad to say. Always go swimming with a buddy. Work real hard and always study. If you want to be, real real cool don't be so stupid and play the fool. Get your education each and every day, these are all the things that the maniacs say. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. That might be a little wrong, as I did it from memory (sad huh?). And my other vote goes to Survivor. I agree that song is terrible(and don't forget Bills bills bills). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Does the song "David Bowie" by Phish count...since it is the same words said over and over until you go crazy? UB40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted July 12, 2002 I like the beat and catchy hook but the lyrics are horrible The hook makes me feel insulted because it sounds like they were just fucking around when they wrote it. I find the beat to be underwhelming to. Another shitty song is My Neck My Back "With a unit on my face so mean" She has a dick on her face?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DARRYLXWF Report post Posted July 12, 2002 I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have ourselves a winner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 thats a wrestling theme and it isn't the worst. ::pinching my nose to get the correct sound:: AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Intimacy Goblin Report post Posted July 12, 2002 "Muskrat love" is the lamest, stupidest, absolutely worst song ever created. (cough cough) "muskrat susie musrkat sam doin the jitterbug down in muskrat land" and it is too painful to try to post the rest of the lyrics. I feel dirty just posting those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 I like the beat and catchy hook but the lyrics are horrible The hook makes me feel insulted because it sounds like they were just fucking around when they wrote it. I find the beat to be underwhelming to. Another shitty song is My Neck My Back "With a unit on my face so mean" She has a dick on her face?! "My neck my back" is basically a somewhat remake verison of "Like it before you stick it" But "My Neck My Back" and "I yi yi" is something for the clubs and stripper anthems so im fine with that its not supposed to be taking seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted July 12, 2002 LFO~! good god. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted July 12, 2002 My Neck My Back is on the Dark Angel soundtrack though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jerome Drake Report post Posted July 12, 2002 You put the boom-boom into my heart You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts Jitterbug into my brain Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same But something's bugging you Something ain't right My best friend told me what you did last night Left me sleepin' in my bed I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead. Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah) You take the grey skies out of my way You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day Turned a bright spark into a flame My beats per minute never been the same 'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool It makes me crazy when you act so cruel Come on, baby, let's not fight We'll go dancing, everything will be all right Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby) (Jitterbug) (Jitterbug) Cuddle up, baby, move in tight We'll go dancing tomorrow night It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed They can dance, we'll stay home instead (Jitterbug) Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Take me dancing (Boom-boom-boom) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jimmy no nose Report post Posted July 12, 2002 You want bad lyrics? Look no further than Andrew W.K. I can't believe you just said that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout Report post Posted July 13, 2002 Oh, I have A Lot. Artist: Eminem f/ Obie Trice Album: The Eminem Show Song: Drips [Obie Trice] Yo; I woke up fucked up off the liquor I drunk I had a bag of the skunk won in last nights Tunk Pussy residue was on my penis, Denise from the cleaners fucked me good, you shoulda seen this Big booty bitch, switch unbearable French roll stylin, body like a stallion Sizin up the figure while my shit gettin bigger Debatin on a fuck or do I want to be her nigga Caressin this bitch, plus I'm checkin out them tits Sippin on that fine shit I ain't used to buyin I gotta hit it from behind, it's mandatory like takin hoe's money, but that's another story For surely, the pussy on toast After we toast her clothes fell like Bishop in +Juice+ The womb beater, clean pussy eater Insertin my jock in that spot hotter than the hottest block "Don't stop!!" Response I got when I was knockin it Clock steady tickin, kinky finger lickin and can on, semen's at my tip when she moans I gotta slow down before I cum soon And work that nigga, like a slave owner When I dropped off my outfit, she knew I wanted to bone her She foamin at the lips, the one between the hips Pubic hairs lookin like some sour cream dip without the nacho, my dick hit the spot though Pussy tighter than conditions of us black folks We in the final stretch, the last part of sex I bust a FAT-ASS nut, then I woke up next like what the fuck is goin on here? This bitch evaporated Pussy and all just picked up and vacated Now I'm frustrated cause my dick was unprotected And Dr. Wesley, tellin me I really got that shit The lyrics really didn't make any sense. "She foamin at the lips, the one between the hips" Ok, what the fuck Is that? I know he was trying to ryrme, But that shit didn't make any sense. Lucky the beat and Eminem verse save the whole song. Contestent #2 Artist: O'Neal, Shaquille w/ Fu-Schnickens Album: Shaq Diesel Song: What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock) [shaq] I'm the hooper, the hyper Protected by Viper When I rock the hoop yo, you'd better decipher In other words you'd better make a funky decision (whoo) 'cause I'm a be a Shaq knife, and cut you with precision Forget Tony Danza, I'm the boss When it comes to money, I'm like Dick Butkas Now who's the first pick? me, word is born and Not a Christean Laettner, not Alonzo Mourning That's okay, not being bragadocious Supercalifragelistic, Shaq is alidocious Peace, I gotta go, I ain't no joke Now I slam it (what?) jam it (unh) And make sure it's broke Oh, There's more..... Verse One: Shaquille O'Neal You can't stop it, block it, when I drop it, anytime I go rhyme for rhyme on a topic, You ain't even fit to step in Shaq's arena, I look into your mind and I see your shook demeanor, In your eyes, why are you suprised, no matter how you try, I'm fly as eliquie, The new edition, is this the end of your last night, in the day time you couldn't see me with a flashlight, I crash flights on sights of my enemies, I'm comin through, and then I bomb your whole vicinity, why they actin fakin jacks, you're not a friend of me, I peeped your card, you're not as hard as you pretend to be, who wanna spark it, with the chocolate macademian, hand clean to the cranium, you know the name, Shaq aim to maintain, money on the brain, can't stop the reign And to end this post right, the most likely Worst Song Lyrics of the year is.... Intro: (Come Come on) (Come on Come Come on M-I-B) (The Black Suits Comin) (The Black Suits Comin) I'm Comin... I'm Comin... I'm Comin... I'm Comin I am the man in black I'm back Breaking the back of the random attackers So can the flak Yo Im dangerous I've been trained to bust When a stranger fuss try to endanger us Praise me y'all Dont nothing faze me y'all When they see me their gaze be all crazy y'all They say I'm a myth Trust me if somebody riff Out of the depth of your imagination appears Will Smith Black suit, the black shades, the black shoes black tie with the black attitude New style black Ray-Bans I'm stunning man New hotness pitch black six hundred man Don't you understand? What you thought I wouldnt come again? Leave you hanging without bringing you the fun again? Tangling with the alien scum again Monumental it's the black suits running in Chorus 1: (Nod Ya Head! The Black Suits Comin') Let me see you (Nod Ya Head! The Black Suits Comin') Like this, let me see you (Nod Ya Head! The Black Suits Comin') Like this, let me see you bop your head, nod your head, come on! (Nod Ya Head! The Black Suits Comin') Let me see you (Nod Ya Head! The Black Suits Comin') Like this, let me see you (Nod Ya Head!The Black Suits Comin') Like this (Nod Ya Head!) Check it Yo it's this chick right Serlena, making me sick right Earth is worthless to her she be tripping like Threatening me and my mens Trying to get the light Thinking she's superwoman But black kryptonite finishing whatever you start son The best looking crime fighter since myself in part one Better act right and play nice and sing along 'Cause K is back and he hype What? Bring it on! Wanna brawl with me? Trying to brawl with me? Unh Unh What What Yo... what what... then... lemme... see you just... Come on... just come on and Chorus 2: (Nod Ya Head! The Black Suits Comin') Like this, let me see you (Nod Ya Head! The Black Suits Comin') Let me see you (Nod Ya Head! The Black Suits Comin') Like this, let me see you(Nod Ya Head! M-I-B) Let me see you (Nod Ya Head! The Black Suits Comin') Let me see you (Nod Ya Head!) Come on! Come on! Let me see you (Nod Ya Head! The Black Suits Comin') Like this, let me see you (Nod Ya Head!) Check it, Check it Yo, case closed Erase my foes Chased away by the black suits, shades, and clothes We above the law Feds can't touch me y'all Highly ranked black blank I.D. card So disregard what you think you saw Put that phone down now Who you think you calling huh? One little flash then good night there Just open your eyes honey look right there Thank you mission completed I mean it we won't be defeated You seen it we did it even with weapons depleted Galaxy defenders don't act like you don't remember Taking contenders and proving they only pretenders Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls The Men In Black is back to protect the world When the enemy is near the elite is hear So have no fear just let me see you Chorus 3: (Nod Ya Head! the Black Suits Comin') Come on! (Nod Ya Head! the Black Suits Comin') Like this, let me see you (Nod Ya Head! the Black Suits Comin') Like this, let me see you (Nod Ya Head! M-I-B) (Nod Ya Head! M-I-B) Woo! (Nod Ya Head! The Black Suits Comin') Unh! (Nod Ya Head! M-I-B) Yo, yo (Nod Ya Head!) Yo, Yo If you want to rock just say (Ooo-oh!) Tell me if you want to rock just say (Ooo-oh!) If you want to rock just say (Ooo-oh!) Come on if you want to rock jusy say (Ooo-oh!) Yo if you want to rock just say (Ooo-oh!) Tell me if you want to rock just say (Ooo-oh!) If you want to nod just say (Ooo-oh!) Tell me if you want to rock just say (Ooo-oh!) Ha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 13, 2002 dude...you made up fun of WHAM! I actually like that song because it's fucking hilarious.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 13, 2002 how bout the song for knockoff heres the first verse: I confess that this is really not my song I bought it in Hong Kong, it's a Knock-Off I confess that this is really not my voice, although I had a choice it's a Knock-Off So close......to real the look...the feel and yet...the paint is still wet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
