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Guest MrRant
Posted

I just got my tickets today for RAW on 8/12 at KeyArena in Seattle. I took some cheaper seats since that way I can sit in the front row of a section instead of having to deal with morons with signs blocking every fucking thing like what happened in Las Vegas. I coulda have floor seats but I want to see this time.

 

Also, your favorite TheSmartMarks scribe... that being me (aka Josh Lowmon) will be there to gauge the fans as described in my last Brain Droppings . Let the fun begin.

Guest MrRant
Posted

Bastards... I'm going to RAW for you!! To give you a 1st had look at idiotic fans and I get not one post? :P

Guest Flyboy
Posted

MrRant going to Raw.. BAH GAWD!! HAVE MERCY'S ON RAW'S SOUUUULLLL!! /J.R.

 

Coolies. Have a fun experience... and come back and tell us the deep info! /Dumbass poster :P

Guest HBK16
Posted
I just got my tickets today for RAW on 8/12 at KeyArena in Seattle. I took some cheaper seats since that way I can sit in the front row of a section instead of having to deal with morons with signs blocking every fucking thing like what happened in Las Vegas. I coulda have floor seats but I want to see this time.

That's what I did. I got first row seats of the first section that is elevated. Not one sign in front of me. Best seats ever.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Seattle? Does that mean they might possibly, maybe have a house show here in the Bay area?

 

Say yes!

Guest MrRant
Posted
I just got my tickets today for RAW on 8/12 at KeyArena in Seattle.  I took some cheaper seats since that way I can sit in the front row of a section instead of having to deal with morons with signs blocking every fucking thing like what happened in Las Vegas.  I coulda have floor seats but I want to see this time.  

That's what I did. I got first row seats of the first section that is elevated. Not one sign in front of me. Best seats ever.

I only got the 200ish area because Ticketmaster's site went down on me... I HATE Ticketmaster... Tickets.com ownz their ass. I will be in the front row facing the hard camera.

Guest TheDames7
Posted

*coughBringsignspluggingthesite!cough*

 

Dames

Guest MrRant
Posted
Seattle? Does that mean they might possibly, maybe have a house show here in the Bay area?

 

Say yes!

Not according to WWE.com :(

Guest MrRant
Posted
Dames seems to have a bad cold.

Probably those genital warts in his throat from licking ass.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted
Not according to WWE.com :(

Mother fucking bastard cocks!

Guest Flyboy
Posted

My reply to both the previous posts:

 

LOL!

 

... Done.

Guest M Nyland
Posted

since you are above all the other signs...can you just have a "my sign is holding those down" with an arrow pointing out...

 

 

and *coughpluggingDamessitesohedoesnthavetokeeplickingasstomakemoneycough* remember to chant for *pointy* Rob *pointy* Van *pointy* Dam!

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

That is fucking brilliant. I'm gonna do that in 4 years when the WWF returns to the Bay Area.

Guest M Nyland
Posted

what is "fucking brilliant"??

 

 

A: having sex with the smartest man alive

Guest TheDames7
Posted

I don't lick ass for money.

 

I do it for free for any woman that I choose.

 

And my genital warts are clearing up nicely, thank you.

 

Dames

Guest M Nyland
Posted

<--- would definitely need monetary compensation...

Guest TheDames7
Posted
<--- would definitely need monetary compensation...

How much.....

 

Just asking :)

 

Dames

Guest MrRant
Posted
since you are above all the other signs...can you just have a "my sign is holding those down" with an arrow pointing out...

 

 

and *coughpluggingDamessitesohedoesnthavetokeeplickingasstomakemoneycough* remember to chant for *pointy* Rob *pointy* Van *pointy* Dam!

I prefer to chant for *spinny* Booker *spinny* T *spinny* SUCKAAAAA! *spinny*

Guest MrRant
Posted
<--- would definitely need monetary compensation...

How much.....

 

Just asking :)

 

Dames

Probably $0.25 for ever hair he has to lick through to get to your hairy asshole.

Guest TheDames7
Posted

Hey! First off....who said he'd be licking mine?

 

Second...I shave!

 

Dames

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

All right you sick fuckers, leave that discussion of tossing salad to the porno folder!!!!! As for Mr. Rant's journey to the abyss, tell me you're doing an on-site report for the site! You just gotta!

Guest MrRant
Posted
All right you sick fuckers, leave that discussion of tossing salad to the porno folder!!!!! As for Mr. Rant's journey to the abyss, tell me you're doing an on-site report for the site! You just gotta!

You know I shall be. I am also bringing along the digital camera to see if I get any decent shots.

Guest M Nyland
Posted

could you try to correct the sheep in your area about the goodness that is Molly's ass?

Guest MrRant
Posted

That may involve talking with the sheep. I would probably end up stabbing them with the homemade knife that I referenced in my last two Brain Droppping columns here and here.

Guest M Nyland
Posted

<john frink>with the nacho cheese and the pain and hurting and the cheesy goodness and the hey hey it hurts me</john frink>

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