Shannon Moore debuts on Velocity

[Guest The Superstar]

OK, I've never seen Moore wrestle before, but with his current look, I don't think he'll be taken seriously by anyone except the girls. He hit a nice twisting moonsault and a Michinoku Driver (MC: "Some sort of Brainbuster variation!"), as well as a somersault senton plancha thing.

 

Of course, Al Snow and MC were talking about other stuff, like Michael Cole naked and an Al Snow pool party. No joke...

 

Tajiri wins with the Kick of Death.

 

Cole mentions Moore trained with the Hardys...why didn't he say anything about teaming with Helms in WCW? *sigh*

[Guest BoboBrazil]

He looked good in the ring, but he was probably chewed out backstage for doing some high flying moves and moving fast. He will probably be sent back down to HWA to never be seen from again until he fully learns the "WWE style"

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

He looks like a girl and his ring work sucks.

 

Hes also apparently being billed from Cameron NC, so what I wanna know is what do they put in the water there..

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

ya know.. Three Count in the WWE would not work without Tank Abbott.

 

but, Shannon Moore needs some work.

[Guest The Superstar]

Lesnar, shut up ya dumb idiot!

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Wheres evan karagias?

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Evan Karagias was fired for being a jackass. He had a huge ego and thought he was better than everyone else. He sucked in the ring too.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I've only been waiting a year for this...

 

Jobbing to Tajiri never helped anyone, but he had less crowd heat than I thought. Even for a newcomer that was kinda low. I miss the old look with his hair, though. His current hairstyle is "HHH Lite" which scares the hell out of me.

 

Looks like no thought was put into the match by the booking team. The announcers were playing up Shannon as the face but so little thought was being made here that it could go either way.

 

Remember what I mentioned about how someone's first impression should include a face or heel alignment and a reason for the fans to care? This had neither. Sigh.

 

Not a bad match, and I really shouldn't be suprised over the WWE screwing up the umpteenth time, but oh well.

[Guest Flyboy]

I liked Shannon in his WCW run...

 

He looked a little off with his match against Taijiri... debut jitters perhaps?

 

Anyhow... I say... he's the Third Hardy!

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

ya know.. Three Count in the WWE would not work without Tank Abbott.

 

but, Shannon Moore needs some work.

I disagree disagree disagree disagree

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sure Three Count can work without Tank.

 

 

Batista = dumps D'Von and becomes a pop singer thus turning his back on the Catholic Church.

[Guest The Superstar]

Well...remember when they tried that with Eddy Guerrero May 01?

 

Of course, that angle was cut for a reason

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Batista = dumps D'Von and becomes a pop singer thus turning his back on the Catholic Church.

How about when Brock wins the belt, he just appears at the end of the SD ramp and does what CRZ has dubbed the Happy Dance at ringside?

 

Oh, and that "Third Hardy" comment sends shivers down my spine. TELL ME YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT!

[Guest GenerationNever]

D-Von isn't Catholic, his father was a Southern preacher. So I guess he would be Baptist, or at least his character.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Three Count II: Shannon Moore, Justin Credible, La Parka. Put them on Smackdown. Put Credible/Parka as a team. Shannon going for the CW title.

 

Shannon's the cute one

Justin's the bald one

Parka's the one in a skeleton costume

[Guest CanadianChick]

Shannon's the cute one

Justin's the bald one

Parka's the one in a skeleton costume

Oh yeah, you got all the typical boy band roles covered B)

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

La Parka's a good dancer, he's got a good look and he's got nothing else to do.

 

Maybe La Parka can be the 'bad looking one that you can take home to your mother'

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Pardon me if I doubt Vince's ability to get La Parka over... Or even in a direction.

 

"He's funny looking! Therefore, let's have Kane squash him repeatedly!

"Cool, it's like King of the Monsters or something!"

"Yeah!"

"Well, I'm glad you two settled that out. I was afraid you might try to elevate him or something."

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

La Parka should be Kane's buddy, not his dummy. Come on.. like it wouldn't be run to team up the masked half-brother of the Undertaker with the King of the Skeletons.

[Guest bob_barron]

I really enjoyed Moore-Tajiri. Good stuff

[Guest The Superstar]

NO! THERE WERE HIGHSPOTS! YOU CANNOT ENJOY HIGHSPOTS! THAT IS NOT THE WWE STYLE! YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE THE WWE STYLE!

 

Baaa...baa..

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

a Tajiri v. La Parka feud would be alot of fun. Especially if you paired up Torrie and La Parka.

 

La Parka = ratings!

[Guest CanadianChick]

a Tajiri v. La Parka feud would be alot of fun. Especially if you paired up Torrie and La Parka.

 

La Parka = ratings!

I don't think that WWE even remembers that whole Torrie and Tijiri tension casue of their breakup. WWE=short term memory only

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Tajiri v. La Parka can be built on facial expressions and La Parka hitting people with a chair.

 

La Parka, the chairman of the WWE!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

La Parka should be Kane's buddy, not his dummy. Come on..

[Guest CanadianChick]

JOTW, nice pic! LMAO!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

I'd bet that HHH would prefer if La Parka hit Jericho with a chair to set up for a La Parka v. HHH match, where HHH squashes La Parka to 'defend Jericho's honor', then he can Pedigree Jericho.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Just a reminder so everyone knows, we're going waaaaaaaaaaay off-topic here.

 

Might wanna stop before everything is derailed.

[Guest claydude14]

LA PARKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

ya know.. Three Count in the WWE would not work without Tank Abbott.

Albert = Tank Abbott.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I like Moore, but it appeared that he raided Essa Rios' closet prior to the match.