Guest BigTim2002 Report post Posted July 14, 2002 (T-Bone is sitting on his nice recliner at his house, with a band-aid across his forehead, with some sunglasses on, with a T-BONE STEAK~! right next to him...and an A-1 Sauce bottle next to that.) T-Bone: Hello, friends...welcome to an edition of "T-Bone's Masterpieceofsteak Theatre." I'm your host, T-Bone. This Tuesday, I go up against former Euro TV Champion, "The Franchise" Mak Francis. Wow...original little nickname there. (Takes a sip of water and then looks at the camera again.) T-Bone: Mak, you have been a great wrestler. One who, time and time again, has shown the makes of a great champion. You have the look...you have the skills. I see what people say about you. I know that you are good...but you've NEVER...faced me...NEVER. (Takes a swig of the A-1 Sauce.) T-Bone: I've seen the predictions people have made... "Mak is out to beat T-Bone, and that is exactly what he is going to do. " "Ok, Mak's on a personal quest to gain what he lost in his last match... This should probably be quite one sided." "Mak will easily dominate." (shakes his head) T-Bone: Wow...Out of the people I've seen predict, the count is Mak 8, T-Bone 0. As if I'm a novelty worn out or something... (Camera zooms in on T-Bone.) T-Bone: Mak...you're forgetting one thing... (T-Bone takes off the glasses, showing eyes full of rage...) T-Bone: The nickname is Steak...Sauce...Covered...BASTARD. You get that last part? BASTARD...as in, I can get "hardcore" as you like to say. I can brawl...I'm not just a technical wrestler. If you wanna go out into Ash's backyard and throw me into the drained pool, or if you wanna go and put me through the announcers table...or if you wanna murder me with a chair...go ahead. Make my fucking day. I could care LESS what the hell you PLAN to do to me. You could have a fucking field day on my body... (looks down) T-Bone: (softly)...but you need to kill me in order to beat me. I'm not going down for this match. (reaches under his chair, and pulls out the European Championship belt.) People are saying...I didn't earn this belt...I didn't earn my win over you...Mak...you remember who beat you. You remember that Tuesday...whatever happens...won't matter in the end...because you remember that at Wrathapalooza...in the end...there will be one man down...looking up into the sun...and you'll have a man looking over you...with a smirk on his face...and you'll finally remember the name of a man who deserves a title shot as much as you do...(points both thumbs to his chest) T-Bone. This Tuesday...prepare to be marinaded...not in this A-1 Sauce (points to it)...but in this...(takes off the bandage from his head and runs a finger across the wound to get the blood flowing). See you Tuesday... (The camera fades away on T-Bone's bleeding face.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kelloggs Report post Posted July 14, 2002 Wait a sec... He's shooting, it's a shoot! Good stuff. Thanks for writing a promo T-bone and I should post one soon too. M. "Nothing witty to say" Francis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BigTim2002 Report post Posted July 15, 2002 I wasn't shooting...but it was a shoot-style promo...if that makes sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted July 15, 2002 Heh... T-Bone, no offense to you... I just picked Mak cause his character just seemed to be on a personal quest for redemption... However, after this shoot-style promo. I have to admit that I'm quite unsure of my pick now... Thanks for making me rethink myself. I needed that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SupaTaft Report post Posted July 15, 2002 Very nice promo. I liked the style you portrayed your character in as well. I always pictured T-Bone as being a more hardcore style wrestler. From this promo I think there are only two words to say... HE'S HARDCORE!!! Anyways, very cool shoot-esque promo. I am lookin forward to the match now more than ever. Rock on. -Taft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kelloggs Report post Posted July 15, 2002 Yeah that's what i meant. It didn't come out right like most of the things i type. Oh yeah no board promo from me. But expect one or two for the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites