EWF Championship Wrestling Preview

[Guest dlman]

EWF Owner/President Dlman is sitting in his office discussing the EWF's first show with special guests Jim Ross and Bret Hart.

Dlman: So it's agreed that Bret Hart will job to Chavo The Butcher after fifteen minutes and only after a "photographer" jumps on the apron and "shoots" Bret Hart with a "gun."

Bret Hart: I think that's agreeable.

Jim Ross: Where's Hulk Hogan? Wasn't he supposed to be here?

Dlman: Yes, but he's in the WWF now about to become Austin's whipping boy so we here at the EWF have decided to have a professional actor by the name of Nick Spectre perform the role of "Hulk Hogan" tomorrow.

Jim Ross: You just can't promise the fans Hogan and then give them some really blatant imposter.

Dlman: I am and I will, besides no one will notice because Nick is so good you won't tell the difference. Nick! Get in here!

(suddenly the door opens and a really fat guy walks in. He has blatant bleached hair and a painted on beard and moustache. He is also wearing a "The Huckster" shirt and speaks in a really bad German accent)

"Hulk Hogan": I, Hulk Hogan, say EWF good.

Bret Hart: What the hell did he say?

Dlman: Well see Nick's actual name is Frank Murscheff and speaks German. Hogan's job was to promote the EWF and say it was the best promotion in the world. However, that's Nick's job right now and that's the only English he knows.

Jim Ross: You're a very sick man.

Dlman: Am I JR? Am I? I hired you two to give the EWF that much needed exposure and hopefully to get some success. Hogan's appearance was just the icing on the cake, but since he bailed its my job to go to plan B. This is my first show and well it all depends on how well its done. Since the announcement of your guys' involvement the event has been soled out and is the talk of the town. I want success and I want it now.

Jim Ross: I see

Dlman: Yes, but we have Bret Hart's job cleared now JR its time to discuss what you'll be doing. JR, your job is the ring announcer.

Jim Ross: I thought we were going to be doing play by play.

Dlman: Can't, costs too much for TV and damned if I do radio. So I've made a change of plans. So, gentlement I will see you tomorrow cause that's the big day.

(Both Bret Hart and JR leave the room and a few minutes after they leave...)

"Hulk Hogan": (Talks in a regular American voice) They don't have a clue do they?

Dlman: (smirking) Nope, no idea.

[Guest X-Factor Corperation]

I'm enjoying this thing. Keep em coming.