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My 32-man FPW tournament of doom

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I was bored. Really bored. So I got my copy of Fire Pro Ace and made a 32 man tourney to see who really was the best. And the results may shock you. Or not.

 

My brackets went like this:

 

Bob Backlund

Ultimo Dragon

 

British Bulldog

Kevin Nash

 

Mankind

Kane

 

KENTA Kobashi

The Rock

 

Andre the Giant

Stan Hansen

 

Hayabusa

HHH

 

Bret Hart

Mitsuharu Misawa

 

Lou Thesz

DDP

 

Super Delfin

Masato Tanaka

 

Bam Bam Bigelow

Ricky Fuji

 

The Great Sasuke

Hulk Hogan

 

RVD

Scott Steiner

 

Sting

Riki Chosyu

 

Takao Omori

Taka Michinoku

 

Scott Norton

Rick Steiner

 

Goldberg

Chris Jericho

 

Might I add, that these were all random selects. Matches of note:

Hayabusa made Trip his bitch. Total squash.

Thesz won with the Lou Thesz press.

Chosyu beat Sting with a Scoprion Death Lock

Goldberg beat Jericho in 5 minutes of game time. From now on, that unit of time will be known as a "Jericho."

 

The brackets continue:

 

Bob Backlund

Kevin Nash

 

Kane

The Rock

 

Stan Hansen

Hayabusa

 

Mitsuharu Misawa

Lou Thesz

 

Masato Tanaka

Bam Bam Bigelow

 

Hulk Hogan

Scott Steiner

 

Riki Chosyu

Takao Omori

 

Scott Norton

Goldberg

 

Nothing of note... though Masato Tanaka vs Bigelow went 5 Jerichos.

 

Then... the final eight!

 

Kevin Nash

The Rock

 

Stan Hansen

Lou Thesz

 

Masato Tanaka

Hulk Hogan

 

Riki Chosyu

Goldberg

 

Now, Masato Tanaka vs The Orange Goblin went 10 Jerichos, and Tanaka hit a billion powerbombs and Roaring Elbows, and Hogan hit the leg a bunch... but Tanaka won!

 

Onto the final four.

 

Kevin Nash

Stan Hansen

 

Masato Tanaka

Goldberg

 

Goldberg beat Tanaka in half a Jericho with the Jackhammer. I know. Fucking hell. And for the finals:

 

Kevin Nash

Goldberg

 

And here is the finish, as if commentated by me.

 

"Goldberg is going for the Jackhammer after having been powerbombed six times by Nash and kicking out each time! This move beat Masato Tanaka after half a Jericho! He gets it! And the cover!

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

...

 

...

 

...

 

...

 

...

 

THREE- NO! NO! NO! NASH KICKS OUT! Goldberg's still down... wait, Nash gets up! He makes the cover!

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

THREE!

 

NASH WINS! ...wait... what the hell?"

 

This was literally how it ended.

 

Comments are welcome.

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Guest TheBostonStrangler

Nash is holding down young talent like Goldberg!

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