What wrestlers are doing at this exact moment

[Guest kingkamala]

Sunday July 14, 7:20: Ed Leslie is down in Tampa, Florida driving down to an indy show in a Waffle house parking lot when his cell phone rings... he picks it up and it's one half of the WWE's tag team champions Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster says"Brother it took a long time but I convinced Vince to give you a contract and if all goes well it's Hogan-Butcher II for the WWE heavyweight title at WrestleMania XIX in Sturgis. And thus WWE's road to hell begins

[Guest Kid Kablam]

Right now, Stacy Kiebler continues to sterilize herself.

[Guest Kid Kablam]

And Vince continues to dream of the next show where he can rub up against Stacy

[Guest kingkamala]

Right now Sunday July 14 7:53 P.M. Lex Luger is sitting at his house waiting for the phone to ring, it rings and he picks up the phone and says" Vince, Jerry Jarrett, Andrew McManus, Rob Black who is this!? I need a job" the person on the other end of the line replies" Blockbuster video your copies of WWF Summerslam 93 is three months over due". Lex Luger hangs up the phone and hangs his head down.

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

Right now it's Sunday July 14th at 8:33 PM and Scott Hall is in the restroom at the local tavern, emptying his bladder full of beer. In his drunken haze he looks down at notices someone has left a copy of The National Enquirer in the stall. He picks it up, and flipping through it he comes across a story about Steve Austin's wifebeating episode. He shakes his head and says to himself, "Man, that guy's got some serious problems."

[Guest kingkamala]

Sunday July 14th 9:00 P.M. Abdullah the Butcher and Mrs. Butcher are waiting to leave a local eatery when there waiter walks up and says Abdullah's credit card is maxed out, Abdullah very angry attacks the waiter. Abdullah puts the waiter in a headlock as the resteraunt's patrons chant "We Want Blood!" Abdullah grabs a fork stabs the waiter in the head with it causing the waiter to gush blood from his fore head. Abdullah takes Mrs. Butcher and promptly leaves the resteraunt.

[Guest Kid Kablam]

Sunday July 14th 9:00 P.M. Abdullah the Butcher and Mrs. Butcher are waiting to leave a local eatery when there waiter walks up and says Abdullah's credit card is maxed out, Abdullah very angry attacks the waiter. Abdullah puts the waiter in a headlock as the resteraunt's patrons chant "We Want Blood!" Abdullah grabs a fork stabs the waiter in the head with it causing the waiter to gush blood from his fore head. Abdullah takes Mrs. Butcher and promptly leaves the resteraunt.

actually I hear that Abdullah the Butcher is a real nice guy.

[Guest kingkamala]

No silly he's the Mad Man from Sudan if his credit card's maxed out he's not going to pay by cash or check

[Guest Redhawk]

Monday, July 15, 10:30 a.m. (West Coast time)

 

Kevin Nash is lying in a hospital bed, on the phone with Triple H, discussing how they're going to get Nash back in the ring to cut promos and name-drop Scott Hall.

 

X-Pac is asleep, curled up on the foot of Shawn Michaels' hotel bed.

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

Monday July 15th 2:38 PM

 

Backstage at Raw, Shane McMahon walks up to his dad Vince and his sister Stephanie who are working on their lame NWO or Brock Lesnar storylines for the night. Shane expresses his opinion on how new stars should be quickly injected into the main event. He mentions how he thinks the top stars should be RVD, Angle, Test, Jericho and Benoit. Vince and Stephanie look up, laugh and say at the same time "Shane, just go update the silly little website." Shane then walks away, his head bowed in shame.

[Guest kingkamala]

*bump* oops Monday July 15th 2:41 P.M.

Jake Roberts is passed out inside his apartment in London, England when P.N News and Tatanka walk in to discuss there triple threat match tonight at the Sheep's testicle inn. They open the door and P.N News says " Yo Baby Yo there goes my twenty eight dollars" while Tatanka shrieks in an attempt to wake up Jake