Whos not in the WWE right now...

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

I think this is a pretty easy one myself: Norman Smiley.

 

Pretty good worker, shockingly coherent mic skills but the thing that obviously stands out is...the BUTT fuck ass slap dance. Seriously, thats the most ludicrous idiotic thing i've ever seen but it even got late 90s WCW crowds to wake up for God's sakes. I think he'd be a solid midcarder/upper mid carder. He'd at the very least provide something entertaining, a thing which is very lacking now a days.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

This is easy...ME! Hey, admit it, if your humble Taker Mark was there to spread the word that Taker is the almighty God and Ruler of the wrestling universe, YOU'D TUNE IN!!!

 

Vince, CALL ME NOW, 1500-I-WILL-SAVE-YOUR-COMPANY

 

This has been the ratings getting Taker Mark

[Guest BigTim2002]

Two Words: La Parka

[Guest wenkytesh]

La Parka

[Guest Downhome]

Just imagine what would happen if Norman Smiley showed up in WWE with La Parka, Norman with The Big Wiggle and LaParka just being himself, and they started an angle where the two said "they are taking the hell over"!

[Guest BigTim2002]

Smiley and La Parka could form a tag team called The Dancing Fools...

 

They would debut and Vince would have no choice but to give them the tag titles in two months or less.

[Guest wenkytesh]

As long as Norman did all the talking for La Parka so as not to destroy the mystique of the man

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

Oh Jesus, La Parka and Smiley would be too much gold to fit into 2 hours. Seriously, both guys are so over the top and just weird that crowds would eat it up with a very large wooden spoon.

 

Smilay doin the BUTT fuck dance to La Parka = RATINGS. And horrifying visuals too.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Christopher daniels would be over if he acted up being the righteous evil side of his character.

 

Low-Ki in the crusieres would get REY sized pops just for being different. Anyone else see his metal match against Essa Rios. Man that was a great little 5 minutes or so.

 

Homeless Jimmy, if he came outta retirement.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Scott Steiner. How more obvious can it get?

 

Norman Smiley was more of an inside "hee hee" joke, though it would be hilarious to see that black magic wiggle his way out and win the Hardcore Title once again.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Smiley and La Parka would rock the house with the dancing. "Smack my bitch up and do her in the BUTT" has got to be the greatest dance move in all profesional wrestling history. If Bubba can get over with that rubbish he calls dancing, then La Parka and Smiley would have it made.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

i imagine some of the japanese guys would be insanely over. even though they dont speak english, tajiri showed last year that stiff offence pops the crowd. maybe mutoh/a, or some of the lightweights, though these guys would need to work a faster style with less submission than in japan. despite this, i think mutoh would work well due to his faster based style (imo), and using moves which the wwe crowd is already familiar with (dragon screw, figure 4), and the shining wizard is pretty low on the danger scale too.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

and my booking of the Smiley/Parka takeover

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

This is easy...ME! Hey, admit it, if your humble Taker Mark was there to spread the word that Taker is the almighty God and Ruler of the wrestling universe, YOU'D TUNE IN!!!

Only if you got to ride around in one of those goofy little passenger cabs attatched to the Taker's motorcycle.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Heh, La Parka would get so over that his mask would be used by The Rock in some match involving Kurt Angle. Could you imagine Rock doing the air guitar on the chair?

 

-J.R- Angle just open-hand slapped La Parka, by gawd! Wait, La Parka is up..and hits a Rock Bottom! 1-2-3!!

 

-King- Puppies!!

 

-J.R- La Parka just pulled off his mask...THE ROCK!! THE ROCK EQUALS RATINGS!! THE ROCK EQUALS RATINGS!! THE ROCK EQUALS RATINGS!!!!

 

meh..enough of that

 

Anyway, they should bring in La Parka and put him with Booker T or something...

[Guest Si82]

Smiley and La Parka could form a tag team called The Dancing Fools...

Were Disco Inferno & Alex Wright called that in WCW back in 1998?

[Guest kane3212321]

Nah those two were named the Boogie Knights

[Guest saturnmark4life]

La Parka could get ANYONE over. He'd probably end up with Rikishi, but holy crap they'd be over.

[Guest wolverine]

despite this, i think mutoh would work well due to his faster based style

 

Is this a joke? The guy fucking lays on the mat taking a virtual nap the entire match and has shitty offense. He's a complete embarassment these days, and someone who half the WWE is better than in the ring. I keep wondering who's responsible for all of this brainwashing that Mutoh is a "great" wrestler.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Is this a joke? The guy fucking lays on the mat taking a virtual nap the entire match and has shitty offense. He's a complete embarassment these days, and someone who half the WWE is better than in the ring. I keep wondering who's responsible for all of this brainwashing that Mutoh is a "great" wrestler.

Zach Arnold, I'm looking in your direction....

[Guest Andy]

Scott Steiner.

 

Thanks,

 

Andy

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Scott Steiner.

 

Thanks,

 

Andy

I don't get that one. Not only does he have a bad back, but I think anyone who thinks adding "White Trash" to the beginning of someone's name is cool should just hang it up right there. Not to mention that Steiner is a total head-case and shouldn't be let anywhere near a microphone or a wrestling ring.

[Guest converge241]

Scott Steiner promo wise NOT in ring wise..

 

the crowd would eat up his schpiel

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Christopher daniels would be over if he acted up being the righteous evil side of his character.

 

Low-Ki in the crusieres would get REY sized pops just for being different. Anyone else see his metal match against Essa Rios. Man that was a great little 5 minutes or so.

Agreeded. If the WWE is going to build their style on spots and striking. Get some guys that can do it convincingly, and keeps things interesting

 

 

 

 

And on the subject of Mutoh. He already got over with American crowds, back in the NWA. All he had to do was walk around, put his fingers in his mouth, spit mist, chinlock, handspring elbow, ribbreaker, moonsault, goodnight. But this was the deepsouth in the late 80s, and the closest thing these guys saw to highflying was Steamboat's body press, Randy Savage's elbow drop, and a burned out Dynamite Kid's flying headbutt.

 

Mutoh in his prime might have gotten over with the modern WWF, cause of his size mixed with agility(he wasn't a lightweight, he weighed about 238), and his bizarre "Muta" gimmick. Unless he was really motiavated, he still would have put on shitty garbage matches though.

 

Could crippled, bald, and lazy Keji Mutoh get over today? NO! Would he have good matches? NO! So what's the point.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

La Parka doing the spinaroonie = RATINGS

[Guest mach7]

Smiley and La Parka could form a tag team called The Dancing Fools...

Were Disco Inferno & Alex Wright called that in WCW back in 1998?

Boogie Knights, as said above. But I also believe that the group of Disco Inferno, Alex Wright & Tokyo Magnum (Magnum Tokyo) were called the Dancing Fools.

 

WHY I know this, I do not know... =\

[Guest Idiot Hive]

A La Parka/Smiley/Goldust stable would be golden...

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Smiley and La Parka could form a tag team called The Dancing Fools...

Were Disco Inferno & Alex Wright called that in WCW back in 1998?

Boogie Knights, as said above. But I also believe that the group of Disco Inferno, Alex Wright & Tokyo Magnum (Magnum Tokyo) were called the Dancing Fools.

 

WHY I know this, I do not know... =\

Disco and Wright were called the Dancing Fools in 1998.

 

When they were re-united as a tag team in 2000 they were called the Boogie Knights

[Guest DrEvil]

Just imagine what would happen if Norman Smiley showed up in WWE with La Parka, Norman with The Big Wiggle and LaParka just being himself, and they started an angle where the two said "they are taking the hell over"!

Driving that final nail into the nWo coffin. Two comedy mid-carders are coming in and using the same line that Hall and Nash used. It would probably be better than the slow painful death that we are going to get.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

THE CAT

 

Ernest Miller Glory....

 

Ahm only gonna give you thee seconds to get outa heah befo I WHOMP yo ass

 

pure GOLD