Whos not in the WWE right now...

[Guest Zack Malibu]

La Parka and Smiley could be like the second coming of Too Cool. Hell, stick 'em with Rikishi and you'd just have one of those "So weird they're likable" kinda misfit groups.

 

La Parka on his own would be great too. Imagine Regal or someone cutting a promo challening him or something, then flipping out when he doesn't answer. WHAM! Chairshot. In fact, that could be his whole gimmick. He responds to everything with chairshots. Have a face like Booker or someone try to make nice with him, but he starts swinging the chair..."Put that thing down, sucka, before you hurt somebody!"

 

I think that if Sting hadn't dropped out of wrestling, that he could have been huge during a final run in the WWE.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Jarrett

 

The guitar shots would be just as good as they were in the late WCW years and his end in WWF.

 

Oh and I second that Zack Malibu, I feel that if Sting could have come in at the same time as the inital Invasion, it would have worked. Sting i incredibly over and had it left in him. I wish he'd get one good run outta the WWE.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I would've marked out huge if during one of the WCW/WWF brawls, Sting just dropped down from the rafters, seemingly scaring those evil WCW guys like Page and Awesome away, then turned around and cracked Undertaker or Jericho in the head with the bat.

 

Heel Sting vs. Undertaker, Kane, Jericho, Rocky, Angle and a pre-turn Austin would have been huge

 

or

 

Face Sting, who doesn't like the way Shane O' Mac goes about his business, vs. Heel Austin, Page, Rhyno, or RVD would have been just as good. He had the look and the mystique, and was hugely over in WCW, even when their heads were up their butts. The WWF/E would have marketed him huge, and he would have no doubt been more over than before.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Sting just dropped down from the rafters

 

Now you know that wouldn't happen!

 

What a markout moment that would be, but remember one thing *coughowencough*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Sting just dropped down from the rafters

 

Now you know that wouldn't happen!

 

What a markout moment that would be, but remember one thing *coughowencough*

Ok...uh...If the lights went out, and Sting was in the ring!

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Ha! There you go, way to book on the fly!

 

You did a better job than the WWE would have done.

 

It would have ended up more like this.

 

Vince: No, we can't have Sting come from the rafters, you remember what happened last time.

 

Steph: Screw it altogether! Have Hogan show up on Raw, Call out you AND Ric Flair, you can go in a three-way hell in a cell match for ownership of the company, in which HHH wins!

 

Vince: Excellent!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

LOL!

 

But it'd all be a swerve, and she'd run in, flash her chest at her dad, he'd lay down for her (Vince IS a sick freak), she'd pin him, then we'd be subjected to Steph Is RAW!

 

Which, now that I think about it, is a damn good title for something, but not wrestling...

[Guest Sandman9000]

Backseat Boys.

 

Team them up with a re-united 3 Count (minus Evan) and you've got gold.

 

Or just leave them as a team.

 

Guarantee they could get the crowd pissed at them within three weeks if given enough times (meaning more then 3 minutes a show.)

[Guest Si82]

Nah those two were named the Boogie Knights

That was in 2000/2001 during the Russo era of terror. I'm sure they were called the Dancing Fools back in 1998.

[Guest greeneb22]

Ken Shamrock!!!!