Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted July 15, 2002 One time on RAW, during some token man, suddenly, we notice Norman Smiley walk into the ring in street clothes. He gets the mic. "Hey... You know who I am, but you don't know why I am here. We're taking over" The next week, we see Smiley show up again near the commentating tables, he announces to Jim Ross that his buddy is coming next week. The next week, JR interviews Smiley on the stage, Smiley's buddy shows up thru the enterance, and his buddy is La Parka. Smiley talks into the mic about how the WWE has gone soft so he and La Parka have come to revamp it. They announce they have a third man. At the PPV, Vince McMahon is interviewing La Parka and Smiley, a six man tag between the WWF and them and their third man is announced for the next PPV (Survivor Series). When Vince refuses to reveal the WWF team, La Parka hits him with a chair and Norman Smiley does the 'smack my bitch up and do her in the BUTT' dance behind Vince while he is out cold. In the next few weeks, the WWF team is announced to be Rock, Edge and Hogan. While La Parka and Smiley wreck havoc on RAW and Smackdown. PPV: La Parka/Norman Smiley/??? v. The Rock/Edge/Hulk Hogan. During the match, Edge's spear takes Hogan out. Hogan is carried to the back, leaving the match even. As it goes on, the crowd reacts with cheers as Bill Goldberg runs thru the crowd to the ring, he rolls into the ring, driving Parka and Smiley away, and then he spears Edge, Rock is beaten helpless and pinned with one foot by La Parka. Post match: Goldberg declares his disdain for the WWE and their fans, he announces that he, Parka and Smiley are the "Dance Club of Wrestling". He tells the fans they can all stick it. We fade out of the PPV with Norman Smiley going the "smacking my bitch up and doing her in the BUTT" dance behind the Rock, while La Parka dances on his chair and Goldberg boogies in the ring. At the next PPV, Boogie Woogie Goldberg (as he dubbed himself) defeated Rob Van Dam for the WWE title. Soon, La Parka and Norman Smiley (dubbed "The Smacking our bitches up, doing them in the BUTT and/or hitting them with a chair duo" aka "Team Skeleton") won the WWE tag team titles. Eventually Dance Club grows to include Scotty too Hotty, Disco Inferno, Alex Wright, The Blue Meanie and many others. But, it all started with Norman Smiley declaring on RAW that they were taking over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted July 15, 2002 ROFL! Dude, that's hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MideonMark Report post Posted July 15, 2002 'Boogie Woogie Goldberg' Is it just me or is this name hilarious? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
