Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 16, 2002 what songs do you hate so much, you rather be deaf than listen to another second... I hate the following Fat Joe - What's Love Limp Bizkit - (name of any Limp Bizkit song) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Ever? That's too broad for me to accurately comment on. My most hated *current* songs are probably "Hero" by the guys from those bands that I don't listen to and whatever Pink's new single is. "Don't Let Me Get Me" or whatever. Pure garbage. I'm really displeased with that Avril Lavinge (sp?) song, as well. The worst elements of emo are invading the mainstream in some unlikely forms, I tell you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted July 16, 2002 I can't stand Usher's "U Remind Me" just because the idea behind the song is so stupid, especially the later remix with the "U Remind me of a guy" verse/added hook by that chick. I don't even know who it is... Also, I've always hated Nirvana's "Rape Me"... such a vile song if you don't get the hidden meaning (which I don't). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted July 16, 2002 I forgot to add Nelly's catalogue... yes, the ENTIRE catalogue. I hate the guy's whiny voice, his beat is decent but not spectacular, and his lyrics are totally off-kilter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 16, 2002 I KNOW there's tons, but right now the only thing I can think of is "No Scrubs" by TLC. I honestly hope I never hear it ever again. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phr33k Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Practically everything I've heard since 1990. With, of course, a few exceptions. I know I'm going to draw major-league heat for this, but I just don't get Heavy Metal and Punk-Rock. It sounds like a bunch of hairy, sweaty guys simultaneously vomiting on their microphones and beating the hell out of their amplifiers. Same goes with Rap. I don't care how much people praise these guys for brilliant songwriting: I see a bunch of black people swearing to a broken record. I can't find much on the radio these days that I can MILDLY tolerate, never mind enjoy. I can't even give you a Top-5 of the singles I like right now, because there are only three of them. I have to listen to 60s Pop music. Not "pop" music, like from right now, of course. I hate that more than all the others. Five overly effeminate dudes dancing around like idiots while lip-synching the words to a song recorded and computer-enhanced for the listener's pleasure (Total content of song lyrics: 45,000 "ooh baby"s, 35,000 mentions of the fact that the singer wants in the girl's pants, no redeeming qualities whatsoever. NUMBER ONE HIT, BAY-BEE.). Christ, I can probably sing better than half these guys, yet THEY'RE the ones with recording contracts? Come on. I say, when Lance Bass goes up into space, why not just send them ALL up there, along with a United States Special Congratulatory Bomb. The jubilance of the general public would cause riots in Los Angeles! Actually, they have one every fifteen minutes over there, but THIS time they could explain it. Which brings me to female popstars. Yes, the better part of them are hotter than the five-alarm chili at Mrs. Santana's place, but that still doesn't excuse the fact that they all suck donkey balls at what they're being PAID to do. And the worst thing about it is, these chicks can get more publicity than the Nobel Prize winner simply by getting boyfriends and stating that the guy may or may not have knocked her up. Wow, front-page story! Who cares about that nuclear meltdown! Forget the plane crash! Britney and Nameless Dude Who Came Out Of Nowhere may have done the horizontal mambo last night! SHE'S LOOSE, GODDAMMIT! PUPPIES! AAH! Who gives a shit? She's twenty years old, shouldn't she be allowed to get banged without the media frenzy? Get famous on your actual TALENT and not your T+A+LACKOFCRANIALCONTENT, then get back to me. I'll be jerkin' off to your latest porno, I mean video, with the volume set to MUTE. Sorry if I got off on a rant there. I meant to vote for "Mouth" by Merril Bainbridge. God, she sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Oh so-so many, but all I can think of NOW is... ANY Ja Rule song. TLC - No Scrubs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 16, 2002 I hate 99 percent of all rap(hip hop, r&B), country, and teen pop music... so you can choose out of there... outside of that: The Macarena The Spice Girls etc etc etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Intimacy Goblin Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Anything by any boy band (which techincally aren't really bands, since usually some of the members have to play instruments to qualify) and soft rock (to me it seems that having rock "soft" defeats the purpose of it being called rock). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted July 16, 2002 I hate heavy metal & pop Most Nelly songs Most Ja Rule songs anything by Chino XL "Special Delivery" by G-Dep So many others that I can't think of Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted July 16, 2002 "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit. When I was given Chocolate Starfish as a present, I listened to it straight in one go. I thought it basically sucked with maybe two half decent tracks, Boiler and My Way(so sue me) . But I hated 'Rollin' from the get go. And then when it got to No.1 everywhere, was played non-stop for about six weeks, all the little pop kids listened to it, Taker used it as his Theme, the number of kids with Red Caps skyrocketed and the video was the only thing played on MTV2, made me hate it even more. But the thing that put me over the edge was MTV2's Top 100 rock tracks of all time. No.2 was Smells Like TeenSpirit, and I it hit me. 'Hey Rollin has come on yet, I thought that thing would be high cos it's popular at the moment.' The No.1 graphic appears, and then I see that damned sliver convertible with Ben Stiller climbing out... I threw the remote at the TV, shouted IDIOTS at the TV, then I went and made mp3's of Boiler and My Way. Then I took a hammer to the Chocolate Starfish CD. GOD I HATE THAT TRACK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted July 16, 2002 From Phr33k but I just don't get Heavy Metal and Punk-Rock. It sounds like a bunch of hairy, sweaty guys simultaneously vomiting on their microphones and beating the hell out of their amplifiers. Then you're probably not actually listening to punk or metal...you're probably listening to hardcore and aggro... I want you to listen to Iron Maiden's "The Thin Line Between Love And Hate" and then tell me metal is just "hairy, sweaty guys simultaneously vomiting on their microphones and beating the hell out of their amplifiers." Anyways, as for music I HATE... Nelly, Celine Dion, Bubba Sparxxx, emo, and Papa Roach are the only bands/music I can't find any redeeming qualities in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Sugarcoma doing a cover of Britney Spears' 'crazy' is probably the worst song ever commerically released. Other than that, bands that PISS ME OFF no end are A, Alien Ant Farm, New Found Glory and puddle of mudd. I think 'attitude' by AAF is my most hated of all songs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 16, 2002 i don't think any song will inspire my hatred more than 'goodbye earl' by the dixie chicks...not just because it's such a horrible song, but the circumstances around the first time i heard it. my senior year of high school, a girl named brittany in my 1st period class basically stopped the class to play this song for everybody, saying it was her new favorite song and that 'this will scare all the men in the room' (probably because she was a closet lesbian that thought all men secretly want to beat their girlfriends), and it just insulted me that this girl would think that the song could even apply to me in any way. then 4th period that same day she's in my class, so she stops class to play the song AGAIN. she just had this intense love for the song that i could not stand, and every time i hear the song i think of her. but i think the guys got her back that summer when we talked her into seeing 'american psycho' with us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hardyz1 Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Cher- "Believe" Celine Dion- Pretty much everything, but especially "My Heart Will Go On" All the hip-pop crap around today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 16, 2002 The Spice Girls NOOOOOOOO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Cher - Believe I can't stand anything she does, but add in that techno robot effect that was in style for a while and you've got something that nails on a blackboard is preferential to. Dixie Chicks - Goodbye Earl A bad song but what really pisses me off is that the song was allowed. If the male-female roles were reversed, women would have burned down the recording studio and any radio station playing it. So many more that don't come to mind. There's just been so much shit released in the past few years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nezbyte Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Could someone give me the jist of that Dixie Chicks song. Maybe some Lyrics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Barbara Streisand - can somebody explain why she is worship by the members of Sciencetology Church? Celine Deon - damn that Titanic theme song Grease Mega Mix - damn you Sciencetologist, stay off VH1! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KoR Fungus Report post Posted July 17, 2002 By far my least favorite song of all time is Mambo #5. It wins by so much it's not even worth trying to think of runners up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Could someone give me the jist of that Dixie Chicks song. Maybe some Lyrics? Earl's beating a Dixie Chick. She then poisons his beans (I think) and Earl, as you may have heard, dies. There's a whole celebratory tone to the song. It's pretty morbid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted July 17, 2002 That "Loving You" song, the one sung by the mother of SNL's Maya Rudolph. I hate it, oh yes I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Could someone give me the jist of that Dixie Chicks song. Maybe some Lyrics? Artist: Dixie Chicks Album: Fly Title: Goodbye Earl Maryanne and Wanda were the best of friends, all through their highschool days both members of the four H club, both active in the FFA After graduation Maryanne went out, looking for a bright new world Wanda looked all around this town, and all she found was Earl Well it wasn't 2 weeks after she got married that Wanda started getting abused She put on dark glasses, and long sleeved blouses, and makeup to cover her bruise Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce, she let the law take it from there But Earl walked right through that restraining order, and put her in intensive care Right away Maryanne flew in from atlanta on a red eye, midnight flight She held Wanda's hand, and they worked out a plan, and it didn't take them long to dicide That Earl had to die... Goodbye Earl Those black eyed peas, they tasted alright to me, Earl You feelin' week? Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl Aint it dark, wrapped up in that tarp, Earl? The cops came by to bring earl in, they searched the house high and low Then they tipped thier hats and said thank you ladies, if you hear from him, let us know well, the weeks went by and spring turned to summer and summer faded into the fall and it turns out he was a missin person who nobody missed at all so the girls bought some land at a road side stand, down on highway 109 they sell tennesee ham and strawberry jam, and they don't lose any sleep at night Cause Earl had to die... Goodbye Earl We need a break... Lets go out to the lake Earl We'll pack a lunch, and stuff you in the trunk, Earl Is that alright? Good! Lets go for a ride, Earl. Hey! Well, hey hey hey! Aww hey hey hey! Well, hey hey hey There ya have it. Never heard the song myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Could someone give me the jist of that Dixie Chicks song. Maybe some Lyrics? Artist: Dixie Chicks Album: Fly Title: Goodbye Earl Maryanne and Wanda were the best of friends, all through their highschool days both members of the four H club, both active in the FFA After graduation Maryanne went out, looking for a bright new world Wanda looked all around this town, and all she found was Earl Well it wasn't 2 weeks after she got married that Wanda started getting abused She put on dark glasses, and long sleeved blouses, and makeup to cover her bruise Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce, she let the law take it from there But Earl walked right through that restraining order, and put her in intensive care Right away Maryanne flew in from atlanta on a red eye, midnight flight She held Wanda's hand, and they worked out a plan, and it didn't take them long to dicide That Earl had to die... Goodbye Earl Those black eyed peas, they tasted alright to me, Earl You feelin' week? Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl Aint it dark, wrapped up in that tarp, Earl? The cops came by to bring earl in, they searched the house high and low Then they tipped thier hats and said thank you ladies, if you hear from him, let us know well, the weeks went by and spring turned to summer and summer faded into the fall and it turns out he was a missin person who nobody missed at all so the girls bought some land at a road side stand, down on highway 109 they sell tennesee ham and strawberry jam, and they don't lose any sleep at night Cause Earl had to die... Goodbye Earl We need a break... Lets go out to the lake Earl We'll pack a lunch, and stuff you in the trunk, Earl Is that alright? Good! Lets go for a ride, Earl. Hey! Well, hey hey hey! Aww hey hey hey! Well, hey hey hey There ya have it. Never heard the song myself. you know...though reading the lyrics makes me cringe, it can't compare in any way to the pain i get from hearing that god awful off-key fake twang, "caws urrrl hayd tuh dah...gudbah, uuuuuuuuuurl..." ugh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jerome Drake Report post Posted July 17, 2002 I dont really hate it but i always make fun of "Wake me up before you Go Go" by WHAM! But i hate anything from fucking woman singers like Cher, and Barbra Strastsain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thefrenchargel Report post Posted July 17, 2002 I can't believe I didn't start this thread, I mean...there's so much music in the world that I hate with a burning passion, I'm like a kid with a chainsaw in a shitty music store! I can't decide what to tear into first!...I think I'll start with Rap/R&B, since it is fucking impossible for me to pick ONE song I hate more than any other...deep breath... Thong song, Who let the dogs out, any (and I mean ANY) track by master P, any macy gray track, and any eminem song all invoke equal amounts of hatred, BUT I don't have to hear too much of this crap because very few of my friends enjoy rap/r&b, things of that ilk...so now we move on to Nu "Metal" We have every Nickelback song ever written, every 3 doors down song ever written, every staind song ever written, every limp bizkit song ever written..on to pop "punk".. Every single track conceived by Sum 41, that new Andrew WK shit sucks a fat nut, anything by Blink 182, and every single Lit song... I'm leaving out all the boy band/girl pop crap, because it isn't music, it's just one big elaborate commercial, put together by companies trying to make money, just like a new brand of corn chip or sugary soft drink. Pepsi isn't music; neither is Britney Spears. BUT, if you put a gun to my head and made me pick ONE single solitary song I hate more than any other, it is Bodies, by Drowning Pool. That song, I swear to god, gave me an urge to jab myself in the eardrums with a screwdriver, NOT TO MENTION the fact that it got played on EVERY radio station, from classic/hard rock stuff, to top 40, big hit stations, everything but country, you name it, it was on the fucking air 10 times a day. Death to Drowning Pool, the single least talented band in the history of music, and I mean that with all my heart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Any Master P song... Most songs that I hate usually end up growing on me in the end, but I hate everything from him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mw679 Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Ugh, gotta agree with the Celine Dion haters here. It's good to see that others can't stand those fucking songs of hers either. Because, ya know, it's not like you hear them once or twice on the radio, it's like every other fucking song is Celine Dion, any new song of hers gets played out so fast...Damn, that pisses me off...Anyway, yeah, I could throw Cher out a window as well. While I'm here, any of that soft 70' s music is horrible as well, you know the ones...the ones you see the compilations of on late night TV, "Here's a collection of those timeless soft rock classics that bring you back to your days as a hippie..." Man, I hate that shit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Oh, can't believe I forgot to mention Papa Roach and "No Scrubs" earlier... thanks to those who did. Alas, Papa Roach is from California, and Hoobastank, and Incubus, and Blink 182...sigh... I guess there really ARE bad musicians in the greatest state in the union. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted July 17, 2002 I guess there really ARE bad musicians in the greatest state in the union. Tom Waits lives in northern Cali, so some good does reside there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
