the worst video review page....

[Guest cynicalprofit]

http://dugganfan1.tripod.com/

 

man this dude is seriouly on something...hogan vs warrior. 10*s? WTF. I think this was one of the 100 ppl who were die hard wcw loyalist.

[Guest J*ingus]

I read it, and Jesus Wept, but this guy has to be joking. He must be. Nobody could give Disco vs. Juvy "-**", the best match of Goldberg's life "*", and yet give the bloody stinking partial-birth abortion that was Hogan-Warrior 2 a "**********" rating and call it "better than their WMVI match!". And no, I'm not kidding.

[Guest jester]

"The Official DugganFan1 Website: Often imitated, but NEVER duplicated."

 

You know, they haven't even invented something sarcastic enough to say to that.

 

jester

[Guest jester]

Oh man, this guy is great. Check out this tidbit from his "Why Hogan is God" editorial (that word should probably be in quotations):

 

"no wrestler can ever match what the Hulkster has attained. I mean, who (nN) has ever beaten EIGHT guys in FOUR cages in ONE match ?!?! Of course he got the help of the Match' but Hulk did ALL the work."

 

Hey buddy, you do know wrestling is a work, don't you? Hulk didn't really beat all those guys.

 

I believe that match was mentioned on Wrestlecrap, and Hulk was so embarassed he left he cage without pining someone first.

 

jester

[Guest jester]

Ok, sorry for three straight posts on this topic, but this has got to be a deliberate parody site, like JeffK. Check out this comment in his review of Halloween Havoc 98:

 

"Well there was a bad main event, but the Hulk/WOYAH match just saves the show, hands down. Also, we saw a GOOD Bret Hart match (which is a rarity in itself)"

 

Either that, or we may have a new candidate for the most clueless person ever to walk the Earth.

 

jester

[Guest Downhome]

I just wanted to say that I never tire of reading your posts jester. Your lines...

 

You know, they haven't even invented something sarcastic enough to say to that.

 

...and...

 

Either that, or we may have a new candidate for the most clueless person ever to walk the Earth.

 

...had me laughing my ass off for a very long time, thank you! :)

[Guest Downhome]

Holy living crap guys, I got THIS from his "My History" section. If you ask me, it explains it all...

 

I was born on January 16, 1977 in Glens Falls, New York as JIM EPSTEIN.

 

My lil' bro who (nN) you can see on the July 24th Nitro of 1996 (a.k.a. the crazy kid with the green shirt) and my good cousin Alwin Alvin Anderson, or as he is better known as Triple A, is famous since he was on several Nitro's (with Ric Flair) in the Spring of 1999. And finally, one of my close BRAHS is VERY SPECIAL, you have seen him on RAW and even on Nitro.

 

Oh yes, Tripple A has broken loose and he's running wild all over the DugganFan web site brother!

[Guest Nevermortal]

WWF Intercontinental Champion Razor Ramon vs. challenger Shawn Michaels (with Big Daddy Sexy Cool the Gaint Killer Kevin Diesel Nash) in a Ladder Match: Ever hear about ONE match ruining a whole PPV. Well, this is it. Sure we have seen one 4 star classic, and three ***+s, but this (along with the first match) really ruined this event. While walking down the aisle, Razzor walks UNDR the ladder. Diesel starts out with Shawn, but after punching Razzor a bit, the ref sends him out to the back. The two brawl and once they get the ladder, the fun stops. Shawn imitates the Superfly from teh top of the ladder. Shawn makes the ladder fall on top of Razor. The ends is that Shawn is about to grab the belt but Razor wakes up and pushes the ladder down. Shawn falls on the ropes as Razor climbs his way to victory. -************* This is NO Hacksaw/Andor that's fer sure !

 

Haha.

[Guest Downhome]

Ok, with the following quotes in that same "My History" column, I am convinced it is 100% a joke site...

 

I went to high school and I was put in a SPECIAL class because I am SPECIAL. I learned to dot my 'i''s and line my 't''s while I impress the ladies of the school. Despite having a tough year of mathematics (I didn't know what angles were), I managed to graduate with flying American colors !!! I was even the belle of the ball with my cool duds (not Dudleyz)

 

In 1994, right after Hacksaw Jim Duggan DESTROYED Steve Austin at Fall Brawl in September to win the WCW United States title belt, I legally changed my name to DugganFan1.

 

...and then the column trails off into seemingly random mindless bullsh*t which I couldn't even read, do so at your own expense.

[Guest Downhome]

...and to further prove it is fake, from his profile...

 

Hobbies : Collecting 2x4s and watching Hacksaw Jim Duggan matches. That's about all I do.

 

Religion : HULKianty and WARRIORism

 

Computer : It breaks a lot, but I fix it by smacking it with my taped fists

 

Education : WARRIOR University

 

Favorite Musicians : Hulk Hogan and the Boot Band, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Master P, DJ Ran, 3-Count, David Hasselhoff, William Shatner, Leonard Nemoy, N Sync, Backstreet Boys, and more

 

Favorite Actors : Hulk Hogan, Mr. T, Arnold Schwartznegger, David Hasselhoff, Chuck Norris, Dennis Rodman, Jean-Claude Van Dam.

 

Favorite Wrestling Match of All-Time : Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. Stunning Steve Austin for the WCW United States Championship at Fall Brawl 1994

 

...you know, IF this was actually real, it would be my newfound mission in life to actually track down this guy and beat him with mah taped fists!!!!

[Guest O.J. Hart]

he gave WMX Owen/Bret only 1 *? 1 freakin *?

[Guest RetroRob215]

I guess he likes long periods of stalling culminating in one of the wrestlers hitting the other with a foreign object.

[Guest bob_barron]

OMG- In one of John Petrie's Nitro reviews he talks about a kid in a green shirt and spends like the whole show talking about him.

 

I think that's the kid

[Guest jester]

I just wanted to say that I never tire of reading your posts jester. Your lines...

 

You know, they haven't even invented something sarcastic enough to say to that.

 

...and...

 

Either that, or we may have a new candidate for the most clueless person ever to walk the Earth.

 

...had me laughing my ass off for a very long time, thank you! :)

Thanks. You're too kind.

 

Too bad this guy doesn't update more. I'd love to see his take on the Stratus/Gayda fiasco.

 

"************!!!!!!!! trish is so fine! best bulldog evar! jackey gaydar has a stupid last name that makes her sound like a lezbo but she fine too!!!!"

You know, maybe we could use a parody site to remind us not to take things so much.

[Guest O.J. Hart]

he said summer slam 95 was awesome excep for shawn/razor and hakushi/1-2-3 kid!!! OMG, those were the only good matches on the entire damn show. I thibk he's not a smark, he's just a mark. He likes the gay gimmick matches.

[Guest dreamer420]

that has to be a joke.

 

i really hope that is a joke

[Guest J*ingus]

Upon reading it, I've come to the conclusion that it must be a joke. Nobody could really think that.

 

And if I am wrong, I will be the first to volunteer to particpate in the assassination.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Here are some of my favorite parts:

 

 

meck : term given to a wrestling fan who believes everything Jim R@ss or the WWF says/does

 

Whom do I hate ?

Mick Foley, Steve Austin, cRock, Chris Benoit, Edna Guerrero, Chris Jericho, La Parka and many more.

 

Posting my 'CLASSICS' on RSPW

[Guest dreamer420]

does the creator know he's a meck?

[Guest cynicalprofit]

We seriously need to find this and and either thank him for making us laugh very hard, or take him out back and beat some sense into him.

[Guest Si82]

This has to be a joke with ratings like this:

 

- WWF Women's Champion The Woman of the 90's Alundra Blaze vs. challenger B-YOOOOO-TIFUL Bertha Faye (with Handsome Harvey Wippleman) ********.

 

- WWF World Champion Big Daddy Cool Diesel vs. challenger KING~! Mabel (with Sir Mo) ****** Instant classic.

 

It is a joke right...isn't it?

[Guest godthedog]

guys, this IS a joke site, by a scott keith fan. compare the introduction and first match of great american bash 91 by him:

 

A word before we get started: Many times over the past few years on RSPW, I and many others have read newer posters state that such-and-such a PPV is the "Greatest one ever!" I assure you, whatever a given is, it is not the Best PPV Ever. nWo Souled Out was extremely great, it had a **** match between Hollywood and the Gaint (and let's not forget the ULTRA-KEWL nWo band). WWF King of the Ring 1995 was pretty cool, and certainly the best WWF PPV. And, Road Wild 1998 with Jay Leno giving it his all in a ***** affair.

 

No, the title of the "The Best PPV Ever" has always fallen on, and shall always fall on, WCW's Great American Bash 1991, a.k.a. the Flair is Finally Dead Show. There is no comparison to anything else, it is, without a doubt, the biggest and most incredible three hours ever to be called a wrestling program.

 

Let this be a lesson to future generations of posters: DO watch this show, even to see how bad it could be. It's worth it, or you won't be as cool as your friends say you'll be.

 

On with the rant.

 

- Live from Baltimore, Maryland.

 

- Your hosts are Tony Schiavone and Jim Ross, with the debuting Eric Bischoff doing interviews (yes, a legend is born in EZE, getting this show off to **** already)

 

- Opening match: PN News & Beautiful Bobby Eaton v. Stunning Steve Austin & Terry Taylor (Scaffold match). And they waste no time in launching the whole ficky-ficking (TM the GREATER POWER, a.k.a. HIM) show. Who (nN) could actually be SMART enough to start a major PPV with a SCAFFOLD match? WCW, that's who! Though it would be better if it was a taped fist match, but Hacksaw would make that popular 4 years later. I can't even describe properly how EXCITING this match is. It's almost as awesome as Hacksaw vs. Big Bubber in that taped fist match at WW3! Crowd is just dead, and I mean DEAD, whenever the FUTURE Stone Head is wrestling, but cheer like madmen for the MASTA RAPPA PN News. Bobby Eaton grabs the flag and goes back to his corner after PN softens up Austin and Terry "My Career Was Better Off As the ICON, the Red Rooster" Taylor. Quite possibly the best opening match in PPV history. **** I mean it, it was THAT great. Really. It really is !

 

to the introduction and first match by SK:

 

A word before we get started: Many times over the past few years on

RSPW, I and many others have read newer posters state that such-and-such

a PPV is the "Worst one ever!" I assure you, whatever a given is, it is

not the Worst PPV Ever. nWo Souled Out was extremely bad, but it had a

**** ladder match. WWF King of the Ring 1995 was pretty wretched, and

certainly the worst WWF PPV, but there was at least one match over **.

 

No, the title of the "The Worst PPV Ever" has always fallen on, and

shall always fall on, WCW's Great American Bash 1991, aka the Flair

Protest Show. There is no comparison to anything else, it is, without a

doubt, the biggest and most insulting waste of three hours ever to be

called a wrestling program.

 

Let this be a lesson to future generations of posters: Don't watch this

show, even to see how bad it could be. It's just not worth it, no

matter how cool your friends say you'll be. Take up smoking instead.

 

On with the rant.

 

- Live from Baltimore, Maryland, where wrestlers can't even shave in the

morning for fear of the Maryland State Athletic Commission stopping

their morning routine due to blood.

 

- Your hosts are Tony Schiavone and Jim Ross, with the debuting Eric

Bischoff doing interviews.

 

- Opening match: PN News & Beautiful Bobby Eaton v. Stunning Steve

Austin & Terry Taylor (scaffold match). And they waste no time in

tanking the whole fucking show. Who could actually be STUPID enough to

start a major PPV with a SCAFFOLD match? The whole dynamic of these

things is that all four guys end up crawling around trying not to fall

off and kill themselves. That tends to limit the action. I have no

idea why it was even signed. It's also "capture the flag" rules,

meaning no cool 20 foot falls to the mat. I can't even describe

properly how BORING this match is. Crowd is just dead, and I mean DEAD,

by the end of this mess. Bobby Eaton grabs the flag and goes back to

his corner, and there's ZERO reaction from the fans, since they're

probably waiting for someone to fall off to end it. Quite possibly the

worst opening match in PPV history. -**** I mean it, it was THAT bad.

 

guy's pretty funny if you ask me.

[Guest dreamer420]

it must be a joke then. maybe scott keith - the mark controls that site.

[Guest Kid Kablam]

he said summer slam 95 was awesome excep for shawn/razor and hakushi/1-2-3 kid!!! OMG, those were the only good matches on the entire damn show. I thibk he's not a smark, he's just a mark. He likes the gay gimmick matches.

Dude, IT"S A JOKE!!!!! Not even marks are this stupid. It's rather unsubtle, but still pretty funny. His comment about a good Brett Hart match being a rarity says it all.

[Guest dreamer420]

you never know dude. this guy might be all about mabel, diesel, giant gonzalez, and undertaker matches.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

you never know dude. this guy might be all about mabel, diesel, giant gonzalez, and undertaker matches.

then may god have mercy on his soul

[Guest dreamer420]

forget that. if he's legit he's going straight to hell

[Guest ryankeast]

HA HA This is great stuff. I pissed my pants reading this.

 

[Now, here are some wrestling terms that I will use in my articles, rants or reviews, so here is my grid :

 

meck : term given to a wrestling fan who believes everything Jim R@ss or the WWF says/does

wCw : World Championship Wrestling

WHIFF : World Wrestling Federation

WU : WARRIOR University

Who : Jim Neidhart

(nN) : not Neidhart

THE POWERS THAT BE EZE : Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff

EZE : Eric Bischoff

Bob Barnyard : Bob Barnett

Bob Arnette : Bob Barnett

Andor The Gaint : Andre The Giant

DA MAN : Hacksaw Jim Duggan

DA BOMB : Goldberg

The cRock : The Rock

Relic Rick Flab : Ric Flair

K-Dawg : Konnan

Krispin Wah : Chris Benoit

Khris Benwar: Chris Benoit

The Man of 1000 Loses Dean Midgetko : The Man of 1000 Holds Dean Malenko

Jim R@ss : Jim Ross

Bertt Hartt : Bret Hart

The REAL Triple H : Hollywood Hulk Hogan

The FAKE Triple H : Hunter Hearst Helmsley

T-PAC : The Total Package

WHINEpero : Vampiro

Perry Satellite: Perry Saturn (1$ to HULK Hogan)

Y2BORING : Chris Jericho

Taco MichinoKoko: Taka Michinoku

Sanek : Jake The Snake Roberts

La Pasta : La Parka

Hick Foley : Mick Foley

FATKind : Mankind

Cactus Jerk : Cactus Jack

Dude Lard : Dude Love

Big Bubber : Big Bubba Rogers/The Big Boss Man

Michael V.K. WallMart : Michael V.K. WallStreet

Edna Guerrera : Eddie/Eddy Guerrero

Psychosissy: Psychosis

Ray Mist Ear E. O. Juniar : Rey Misterio Junior

Ray Ray : Rey Misterio Junior

taZZZZZZZZZZZZ : Tazz

and this is a difficult one;

SID~! : Sid Vicious

 

Now onto my columns :

 

]

 

 

 

This guy must be taking the piss. No way is he for real

[Guest Frankie Williams]

I j ust read the WrestleMania 6 rant for kicks. He gave hurcules vs Earthquake 4 stars and called DiBiase vs Jake Roberts a BOMB. Where does this person live. I must kill.

[Guest ryankeast]

[What does Hacksaw think of this site ???]

 

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

 

 

This is comedy gold.