Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted July 16, 2002 http://www.wwe.com/media/2002/07/16/1159969 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Nash: Believe it or not, I was actually on the 3rd line for the Wings but as soon as I hit the ice I tore my quad... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheyCallMeMark Report post Posted July 16, 2002 "I like this trophy because I can move faster than it can." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted July 16, 2002 "I like pickles..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Nash: (reading cue card) Grasp trophy and smile. Okay, I can manage that...OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! MY HAND! OH MY GOD! IT'S BROKEN! DAMN YOU BOOKER! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Inside the arena) Booker: What the hell was that? Agent: Nash broke his hand and is looking for someone to blame. Booker/Goldust/RVD/Benoit/Eddy: AWWW SHIT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted July 16, 2002 "Scotty told me to hang on to his drinking flask while he went in to that shop, but now I can't find him." OR "Everyone ready for home movies?" **click** "Here's me in Detroit. Weather was great!" **click** "Here's me w/ my buddy Chris Benoit....oops, I mean the Stanley Cup." **click** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted July 16, 2002 "I held down the Hurricanes." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted July 16, 2002 "Damn, I wasted all this time getting this big ass bong and Sean smoked all the weed..." Dammit AS, that almost made me die of laughter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jerome Drake Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Kevin Nash: Next Season, I'm gonna hold down Lidstrom for stealing my Con Symthe Trophy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jerome Drake Report post Posted July 16, 2002 "I held down Rob Brind'amour." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted July 16, 2002 "I held down Rob Brind'amour." Rod Brind'amour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Nash: Look what Tommy Fierro rewarded me with for my work-rate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What?! Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Nash: I'm only gonna hold onto this thing for 10 seconds. Any longer is pushing it. or Nash: Doesn't my hair match it perfectly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted July 16, 2002 I think Sault already won. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Nash: Edge thinks he can steal my hair? I stole his King of the Ring Trophy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted July 16, 2002 And the newest member of the nWo, because he has more talent than XPac............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Nash: And you though Scott Hall was my only friend that was filled with alcohol weekly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted July 16, 2002 'And here to present the trophy for best comeback, is... ...KEVIN NASH!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted July 17, 2002 "As many of you know, I tore my quad in a match on Raw. Well, scientists are going to use this device to rebuild me...make me stronger, faster, and give me the uncanny ability to wal-ARGH!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted July 17, 2002 "So, yeah, anyways, this is to be filled with conditioner AT ONCE!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 17, 2002 "Here we see two old immoble objects" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBlurricane Report post Posted July 17, 2002 This pic is a vision of the future. "Here stands Coach Nash with the Stanley Cup after leading his team to victory." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Respect The 'Taker Report post Posted July 17, 2002 This is SO my gimmick... I so made this cool... This has been YOUR Taker Mark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 17, 2002 "I hope nobody catches on that I stole this beer mug from Walmart..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle is Wrestling Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Kevin Nash: Thanks a lot for letting me take this pic guys..I'm a huge hockey fan.. ::A kid runs up:: KID: Hey Kevin Nash can I have your autograph? NASH: Sure..hang on let me go get my pen..hang on for a second guys.. Guy behind the camera: Nash?..What the fuck, you mean that's not the Undertaker? ::Nash returns to find the stanley cup and NHL Truck gone:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 17, 2002 NASH: I won this for my acting..... *snicker* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites