HHH says he'll kick Bischoff's ass

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

This is from WWE.com:

 

Triple H

 

"I hope he doesn’t run us out of business too. His stuff was very innovative, right up until the point he went out of business. It’s got people talking. That’s good for business. A lot of people are talking. Believe me, he starts to screw up our product and I’ll be the first one to kick his ass. "

[Guest AM The Kid]

Old news there...

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Bischoff wasn't even in charge for the last 2 or so years of WCW. He left in '99, was replaced by Russo, came back as a consultant in March/April of 2000, and left again early in the summer.

 

I don't know if that's kayfabe talking in the interview, but Bischoff, if staying on the creative team, won't even have 1/3 as much power as he had in WCW. And Triple H is probably hurting the WWF more than Bischoff ever could.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Triple H

 

"I hope he doesn’t run us out of business too. Believe me, he starts to screw up our product and I’ll be the first one to kick his ass. "

This should have been said about Nash, not Bischoff.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

remember when the Cat-Bo phone number went to Bischoff's office?

[Guest Gendo]

This is a letter someone wrote to the torch. Made me laugh.

 

 

 

"In an interview on WWE.com Triple H said he'd kick Bischoff's ass if he messed up the WWE product. Does this mean that Triple H has been kicking the sh-- out of Stephanie for the past year?

 

Brad Smith

Houston, Tex.

"

[Guest Razor Roman]

Didn't Bischoff already say he's nothing but on-camera talent?

 

On wwe.com he said he was strictly talent. If anyone asked his opinion he'd be happy to share it, but that's not what he was hired for.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Didn't Bischoff already say he's nothing but on-camera talent?

 

On wwe.com he said he was strictly talent. If anyone asked his opinion he'd be happy to share it, but that's not what he was hired for.

But Triple H still needs someone to blame if he or Stephanie mess up.

[Guest Army Eye]

Obviously that comment is in character

[Guest Repo Man jr]

I highly doubt HHH could beat up a martial arts master like Eric.

[Guest Jerome Drake]

I highly doubt HHH could beat up a martial arts master like Eric.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

OMG I SPITTED WATER ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

In response, Eric replied, "If he tries anything, I'll back-leg-front kick him in the crotch."

[Guest BobbyWhioux]

It's probably in character.

 

Either that or Triple H still has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old, because this is a threat straight outta sixth grade.

 

HHH: "I'll kick your ass!"

 

Bisch: Oooh, I'm so scared, I'm going to give Hunter all my lunch money.

 

And as much as I would like to believe it -- as well as many other negative traits attributed to Triple H these days -- I doubt very much that there's a 12 year old's brain in that head of his.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

...or maybe he'll put a chair on HHH's knee then Savage-ize him...

[Guest Repo Man jr]

If it was in character he would have said "he starts to screw up our product and I’ll be the first one to Pedigree his ass"

[Guest CanadianChris]

If HHH is going to kick Bischoff's ass, who's around to kick HHH's ass right now?

[Guest art_vandelay]

It's probably in character.

 

Either that or Triple H still has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old, because this is a threat straight outta sixth grade.

 

HHH: "I'll kick your ass!"

 

Bisch: Oooh, I'm so scared, I'm going to give Hunter all my lunch money.

 

And as much as I would like to believe it -- as well as many other negative traits attributed to Triple H these days -- I doubt very much that there's a 12 year old's brain in that head of his.

That doesn't sound too doubtful. Did you read his Playboy.com interview on how to "beat someone up"?

 

"Suck on that, bitch."

[Guest jester]

"That?s good for business. A lot of people are talking. Believe me, he starts to screw up our product and I?ll be the first one to kick his ass. Because that's my girlfriend's job."

 

jester

[Guest goodhelmet]

If HHH is going to kick Bischoff's ass, who's around to kick HHH's ass right now?

angle, regal, lesnar, etc...

 

you know, guys who can really fight and wrestle, not just play-fight.

[Guest BobbyWhioux]

That doesn't sound too doubtful. Did you read his Playboy.com interview on how to "beat someone up"?

 

"Suck on that, bitch."

Like I would READ Playboy.

 

[[Key word: Read.]]

 

[[Other verbs might be more applicable.]]

[Guest Dangerous A]

Who really gives a shit if HHH says something in character? Even if it wasn't in character, who gives a flying fuck what he said. The sun will still come out tommorrow. Your still gonna wake up and watch wrestling. And the product is still gonna suck, no matter what HHH or anyone says. They are comments. Get over it.

[Guest TheSmarkzone]

Somebody needs to kick HHH's ass. Bad. Where are those 9 Marines from Syracuse?

[Guest Prototype450]

lookin for Shawn

[Guest griffinmills]

In response, Eric replied, "If he tries anything, I'll back-leg-front kick him in the crotch."

Oh My God. Yet another keyboard "spitted" with water here.

 

I'll be doing the old "wait and see" myself on Easy-E.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

WHO WILL POLICE THE POLICE???

[Guest Army Eye]

In response, Eric replied, "If he tries anything, I'll back-leg-front kick him in the crotch."

Excellent.

[Guest Smeghead]

I like Paul Heyman's quote better.

 

What a f***ing business, huh?!