Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted July 16, 2002 "Damn, Kurt, tell Jericho to put those lifts back in his shoes" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted July 16, 2002 "I'm a jackass, oh it's true, it's true!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prince Paul Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Taker:Kurt, I see you've brought your brother Eric. What do they feed those boys in OVW? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Taker: You hear Eric Bischoff is part of the team now? Angle: Who the Hell is Eric Buschoulf? Jericho: Awww Crap! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Taker: "Hey, shouldn't you two be getting my bags?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Kurt: "I want your bandana" Undertaker: "Kurt, this my bandana" Jericho: "I want your boots and the lifts in them" Undertaker: "You already have lifts in your boots" Jericho: "Oh yeah" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Taker: What'cha mean Triple H is in the production meeting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Undertaker: Damn Kurt, your head is blinding me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Taker: Okay, Kurt, let's go over the main event. Jericho: What about me? Angle: Anyway, we'll fight all over the ring, setting up the Main event an vengeance. Jericho: Hello, I'm here too! Taker: And then we'll go for the chokeslam, but you'll kick low and lock on the anklelock. Jericho: Excuse me? Angle: Then you'll flip me over into the Dragon Sleeper.. Jericho: Hey look it's me, Chris Jericho! Taker: Who? Oh yes. I'd like cream and two sugars in my coffee. You want anything Kurt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Jericho:You suck Kurt:Its True,Its True! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Taker: I'm thinking about goin' out for a few beers after the show, you game? Angle: Yeah, why not? Jericho: I'm there! Taker: No one asked you, boy! Jericho: Sorry. Angle: Who else is going? Taker: You, me and Bradshaw. Oh, by the way, he's lookin' for you two. Angle: Alright, where is he? Taker: He's in his Dressing Room. I believe he's talkin' a shower. Angle/Jericho: ....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What?! Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Jericho: What's that on your head? Angle: Looks like a bump? Undertaker: Yup, Triple H tried to throw me down the glass ceiling! Me! The Champ! I still can't believe it. Thankfully it didn't break. Jericho and Angle: Damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Jericho: "Hey Mark, you hear? You're laying down for me tonight!" Taker: "Plan's been changed, fellas. Now I squash you both in 3 minutes and the rookie pins you both." Jericho and Angle: " Who the hell booked THAT?" Taker: "Oh, Trips said it in the middle of the booking meeting while grumbling about "lazy pieces of shit" and bossing Vince around." Both again: "Son of a BITCH!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Jericho: Why do we have to count every single tattoo on your arms, again? Angle: Yeah, why?! Undertaker: I told you, I might be able to get you above the glass ceiling...keep counting. Angle: Screw this! I'm telling Triple H what you're doing. Undertaker: *evil cackle* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Jericho: "Taker, what's going on, man?" Taker: "Hey Chris, did you lock yourself in Elton John's closet again?" Angle: "Hey Mark!" Taker: "Steve? Is that you? When did you get a gold medal?" Angle: "....." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Goddammit Anglesault, stop posting captions so funny that they leave me with no option! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jerome Drake Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Taker: Angle, Shine my shoe boy! Angle: Make me buckaroo! Chris Jericho: Ewwww, look at the wart on your face! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle is Wrestling Report post Posted July 17, 2002 'Taker: I got bad news boys.. Angle: Oh yeah, what's that?!? 'Taker: Stephanie is coming back.. next week..we need to stop this.. ::there is silence as Jericho backs away and walks to his dressing room:: 'Taker: Where the hell did that boy go? ::gunshots are heard:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 17, 2002 and that day, ned the hell's angel encountered his two oldest adversaries, elmer fudd and the third billy goat gruff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Taker: "Don't worry, I'll get you over." HHH (from off-camera): "WHat the hell's going on?" Taker: "Oh shit! JUST BURYING THE SCRUBS, HUNTER!" Jericho and Angle: "Hey!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 17, 2002 'Taker: I got bad news boys.. Angle: Oh yeah, what's that?!? 'Taker: Stephanie is coming back.. next week..we need to stop this.. ::there is silence as Jericho backs away and walks to his dressing room:: 'Taker: Where the hell did that boy go? ::gunshots are heard:: ... That my friend was hilarious. As was JHawk's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Taker: And you thought my haircut was stupid! Jericho: You like my ponytail? Taker: It looks like Jeff Hardy vomited on your clothing! Angle: It's DAMN True... **off in a hospital room** Xpac: HHH just called...he says some guy named Cena is pinning Jericho tonight Hall *stoned*: Lets...watch....uhhhhhh...*passes out* **nAsh turns on TV...sees rest of segment...** Angle: Jericho...did you get my bags yet? Jericho: ........ Taker: hey...is that glass in your hair? **Jericho flips out and messes with his hair** Jericho: I haven't tried getting through this week I swear! **from off screen** HHH: JERICHO! Jericho: Coming......dad.... Angle and Taker: Dad?????!!!!! Farooq: ....damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
