HHHaters Only: How would you bury HHH?

[Guest jester]

Ok HHHaters, WWE has given you power over the booking and storylines for the express purpose of making HHH look like a totally useless jobber bitch. How would you book him so that he looked like a complete ass and would never draw again?

 

If you're a hhhater hater, you're probably better off just ignoring this thread.

 

Here's how I would do it.

 

During a match with Jericho, HHH takes a major hit on the head. JR worries that the Game's career might be over as paramedics carry him out of the ring.

 

Next week, we go to a hospital where HHH is recuperating. But he has amnesia! So Vince McMahon tries to bring in things that prompt him to remember who he is. He brings in Stephanie, hoping she will jog his memory. Unfortunately, HHH never quite draws the right conclusion from this stimulus. Upon seeing Steph, he remember Chyna, but for some reason thinks HE is Chyna. He begins acting like her and dressing like her, and begins hitting on Eddie Guerro.

 

This becomes a reoccurring gimmick, as each week he is exposed to something new to bring his memory back. He is shown Lucy the dog, and begins to think that he is the wrestler previously known as the dog. When shown a sledgehammer, he believes he is Greg the Hammer Valentine, during his Rhythym & Blues days, so he spends a Smackdown trying to find the Honky Tonk Man.

 

Finally, he remembers being blueblood Hunter Heart Helmsley, and immediately jobs to a returning Ultimate Warrior, who no-sells 9 pedigrees in a blowoff match.

 

Next stop: curtain jerking on Heat. Because you are that damn good.

 

jester

[Guest Nezbyte]

I'd let him run over everyone, male - female - tag teams - stables. He'd just defeat everone.

 

Oh, BURY?! Woops, i thought you ment `how would i piss off the HHHaters,` my bad.

[Guest GenerationNever]

I'd simply fire him or send him to OVW or HWA for a year.

[Guest chirs3]

This is off the top of my head, and while it would be funny, it wouldn't be a comedy angle (I like the amnesia angle, whoever came up with that - heh heh heh...).

 

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I'd put him in a well booked fued with Jericho (I'd come up with something), and build it up so people really hate Jericho, but at the same time everyone KNOWS Triple H will win.

 

Then Jericho squashes him. Not warrior Squash. But the kind of HHH/Jericho squash we've seen. Hunter will hit a few trademark moves, Jericho comes back with punches, Hunter hits a few trademarks, Jericho counters with punches, kick-wham-Pedigree - remember those? Switch them around. Jericho hits all his trademarks and then some, Hunter gets a knee here and there.

 

Then, next show, Jericho cuts an "AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I FUCKING RUUULE!" promo, you know, cocky bastard, whatnot. The Game comes out and does the "Oh, you got lucky, you cheated, I want a rematch, blah blah blah" shtick. Rematch set for that night - SLEDGEHAMMER MATCH!

 

Jericho gets a single blood-spilling shot off and pins him 1-2-3.

 

The next show, Jericho does the "How does it feel, Hunter? How does it feel to be laughed at? How does it feel to be WHERE YOU PUT ME AT WRESTLEMANIA!" Triple H will be saaad. Then he'll go back to his lockerroom and find dog shit on the floor.

 

Over the next few weeks, he'll be booked progressively lower and lower on the card. Angle down to RVD down to Edge down to Booker down to Guerrero and keep going down and down, and he will lose every one of them because his opponent will be laughing at him, he'll snap, fuck something up, opponent capitalizes.

 

When Hunter has reached the bottom of the barrel, he gets the announcement: HEAT MAIN EVENT. He cuts a profanity laced promo on Raw before the PPV he curtain-jerks with Heat, and DEMANDS A MATCH WITH CHRIS JERICHO! YOU DID THIS TO ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU DID THIS TO ME!

 

Jericho throws some more dirt on the pile - CAREER MATCH!

 

Then Jericho attacks him before the match with a sledgehammer and destroys his right arm. Beats the fucker right off. I mean shattered bones in the arm kind of assault.

 

Then, at the match, about 10 seconds in... ARMBAR! ARMBAR! ARMBAR! THE GAME IS TAPPING LIKE A DRUNK MAN TO A FUCKING ARMBAR!

 

That was just off the top of my head, but I like it.

[Guest TheSmarkzone]

I would have him clean up Jericho's dog's shit.

[Guest crandamaniac]

I'd job him to the man...

the myth...

the legend...

Oh yeah, I mean the....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GOOBLEDY GOOKER!

[Guest What?!]

I'd have him pedigree Funaki 5 times only for Funaki to kickout at one and then beat Hunter with a pedigree of his own.

 

Then next week replace Funaki with another guy. This would replace the 20 minute interview.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

I can't top Jester's.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

id have jericho beat him 45-0 in an iron man match

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I'd let all the fans know what HHH does behind the scenes.

 

Then I'd use his awesome heel heat to bring the company back to the top.

 

Then, once we were...I'd inexplicably turn him face...

 

I would then give my power to Jericho and have him publically fire HHH...making Jericho the new #1 heel.

[Guest chirs3]

Yea, Jester's has topped everything so far. That amnesia angle is gold.

 

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Vince: I thought this barb-wired 2x4 might remind you. Don't you remember your fights with Mick Foley? Triple H vs Mick Fol-

 

HHH: Mick... Foley? That must mean.... Now I remember!

 

*the next Raw, Triple H is dressed as a giant sock*

[Guest Shaved Bear]

the second steph finds a new wrestler to court

then HHH will be dead

[Guest AM The Kid]

Have Triple H clean up JERICHOS poop.

[Guest chirs3]

While that's an entertaining thought, that means Jericho would have to poop somewhere other than a toilet. I don't particularly want that.

[Guest the pinjockey]

I think Chirs3 took the lead for best idea. HHH as MR.Socko=gold

[Guest chirs3]

That stems from Jester, but I'm more than happy to take credit.

 

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Coach: Jeff Hardy, tonight you and Rob Van Da-

 

*Triple H runs in, dressed as a giant sock*

 

HHH: YUUUUURRRPPPLEEEEE!

 

*Triple H runs out*

 

Jeff: ... I gotta stop rolling before the show.

 

*Jeff walks away shaking his head and muttering*

[Guest jester]

Yea, Jester's has topped everything so far. That amnesia angle is gold.

 

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Vince: I thought this barb-wired 2x4 might remind you. Don't you remember your fights with Mick Foley? Triple H vs Mick Fol-

 

HHH: Mick... Foley? That must mean.... Now I remember!

 

*the next Raw, Triple H is dressed as a giant sock*

That's a good one too! We should write this angle together!

 

maybe this is what Russo proposed to get him fired...

 

jester

[Guest chirs3]

The only problem I can think of is how do you dress someone as a giant sock?

[Guest ShamRock]

I'd have him wrestle Jericho in a submission match.Jericho locks in the Lion Tamer and Vince runs down to ringside.He tells the time keeper to ring the fuckin' bell.Triple H gets screwed is never heard of again.

 

The next night,I'd allow Jericho to shoot on Triple H.Telling everybody about the backstage politics,banging Steph,etc.Since Jericho is a heel,marks won't believe him,have a huge babyface come out(Undertaker or Rock) and tell the truth.The marks will believe it then.The Game would be gone and wrestle on the indy scene and we'll never see him a-gain!

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

I'd turn Michael Cole "Heel" and have him attack Triple H and Destroy him!

[Guest M Nyland]

Vince: Xpac...tonight you are going to job to HHH in a 20 minute back-and-forth match with lots of nearfalls and reversals...

 

Xpac: I DON'T LIKE THAT IDEA *runs for his car*

 

Nash: Oh look what you did, Vince... *chases after*

 

*a moment later, Xpac returns with a new diaper*

 

Xpac: Kev said I could WIN! WAH!

 

Vince: Uhh...uhh...Okay...you can win...

 

Xpac: It's a good thing too...cause I'm injured...

 

Vince: Okay Pac...since you are injured...we need to get you in and out as fast as possible...do you want to curtainjerk?

 

Xpac: Uhh...SURE!

 

Vince: Okay...you are going to squash HHH in about 3 minutes using a high knee/pedigree combination whilst the rest of the roster comes out to cheer you on...

 

Xpac: Thanks Vince!!!

[Guest Diesel]

Why do you people hate HHH so much. If he were really playing backstage games, then wouldn't he have a big long babyface run with the belt by know.

[Guest chirs3]

Why do you people hate HHH so much. If he were really playing backstage games, then wouldn't he have a big long babyface run with the belt by know.

 

IF he does play the backstage game...

 

No, he wouldn't. He hurt his arm long before they said he did (They said it happened at KotR, the Undertaker did it), and the WWE wanted to use Hogan as a cashcow.

 

And, if he does use the politics, he sometimes uses them to help his friends out (X-Pac the main eventer, for example), not just himself. He's an unselfish little prick.

 

But remember, that's all if. While the number of reports are reeeeally suspicious, I'll wait for hard proof. But that doesn't stop me from making fun of him!

[Guest crandamaniac]

That stems from Jester, but I'm more than happy to take credit.

 

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Coach: Jeff Hardy, tonight you and Rob Van Da-

 

*Triple H runs in, dressed as a giant sock*

 

HHH: YUUUUURRRPPPLEEEEE!

 

*Triple H runs out*

 

Jeff: ... I gotta stop rolling before the show.

 

*Jeff walks away shaking his head and muttering*

lol

 

chirs, looks like you got me back for my post in the brock pic thread.

 

 

*goes to clean up keyboard, mutters*

[Guest Diesel]

HHH does not play backstage games.

[Guest AM The Kid]

HHH does not play backstage games.

Oh hehehehe hahahaha, thats a good one.

[Guest jester]

HHH does not play backstage games.

Sounds like someone is flame-baiting.

 

jester

[Guest Diesel]

How do you know, are you backstage on Raw and Smackdown and House Shows? Are you at booking meetings? How exactly do you know this infomation?

[Guest M Nyland]

the same way we THINK he is...

 

is the way you THINK he isn't...

 

 

it's RAMPANT NET SPECULATION~!

 

but we have better arguments than you possibly do

[Guest chirs3]

How do you know, are you backstage on Raw and Smackdown and House Shows? Are you at booking meetings? How exactly do you know this infomation?

 

Yawn. By the same token, Diesel, how do you know he doesn't?