Kurt Angle, Michael Cole, TNM

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Fighting out of The World in Times Square, New York, NY...

Weighing in at 135 pounds...

 

"The Sex-e-cutioner" Michael Cole

 

His opponent...

Fighting out of Pittsburgh, PA...

Weighing in at 232 pounds...

 

"The Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle

 

They lock up.

Kurt Angle uses a running jumping forearm smash on Michael Cole.

Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.

Kurt Angle nails Michael Cole with a knifehand chop.

Kurt Angle shouts WOOOOOOOO!!!!.

A fan at ringside badmouths Kurt Angle.

Kurt Angle whips Michael Cole into the ropes.

Michael Cole hits Kurt Angle with an elbow.

Kurt Angle begs off.

Michael Cole gets a boot choke on Kurt Angle.

Tim White warns Michael Cole to let go.

Tim White counts: One, two, three, four.

Michael Cole goes for a choke lift, but Kurt Angle counters it with a jab.

Kurt Angle whips Michael Cole into the ropes.

Michael Cole misses with an elbow.

Michael Cole hits Kurt Angle with an elbow.

Michael Cole is going for the pin.

Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.

Michael Cole executes a kneedrop on Kurt Angle.

Kurt Angle begs off.

Michael Cole throws Kurt Angle out of the ring.

Tim White counts: one, two, three, four, five, Kurt Angle reenters the ring.

Michael Cole puts Kurt Angle in a choke against the ropes.

Tim White warns Michael Cole to let go.

Tim White counts: One, two, three, four.

Kurt Angle attempts to place Michael Cole on the turnbuckle, but Michael Cole blocks it.

Kurt Angle goes for a DDT, but Michael Cole blocks it.

Michael Cole runs into the ropes.

Kurt Angle hits Michael Cole with a backdrop.

Michael Cole falls out of the ring.

Kurt Angle goes through the ropes.

Kurt Angle whips Michael Cole into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Michael Cole nails Kurt Angle with a bodyslam.

Michael Cole hits a chop on Kurt Angle.

Tim White counts: 1.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Michael Cole hits a bodyslam on Kurt Angle.

Tim White counts: 2.

Michael Cole goes for a bodyslam, but Kurt Angle blocks it.

Tim White counts: 3.

Kurt Angle knocks Michael Cole into the ringsteps.

Kurt Angle uses a DDT on Michael Cole.

Tim White counts: 4.

Kurt Angle goes for a German suplex, but Michael Cole blocks it.

Michael Cole whips Kurt Angle into the guardrail.

Michael Cole takes Kurt Angle down with an open hand slap.

Tim White counts: 5.

Michael Cole knocks Kurt Angle into the ringsteps.

Tim White counts: 6.

Tim White counts: 7.

Michael Cole whips Kurt Angle into the guardrail.

Tim White counts: 8.

Michael Cole reenters the ring.

Kurt Angle follows him back in.

Michael Cole hits a low blow on Kurt Angle.

Kurt Angle begs off.

Michael Cole executes a bodyslam on Kurt Angle.

Michael Cole goes for a vertical suplex, but Kurt Angle reverses it.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Kurt Angle nails Michael Cole with a running jumping forearm smash.

Tim White counts: One, two, three.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

 

The winner is Kurt Angle. Time of match: 0:03:59

 

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and our hero prevails with a move I don't remember him ever doing.

 

and for the record, the TNM finisher of Michael Cole is "The Smackdown" (Shotei off the top rope)

 

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Kurt Angle pinned Michael Cole after a running jumping forearm smash in 0:03:59.

Rating: -* 1/4

 

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I bet ya thought I was gonna job Kurt there.

 

but long live TNM Michael Cole. Haha.. even if he sucks on the mic

[Guest Anglesault]

What is TNM?

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Wrestling simulator. Often put to use by those who run e-feds.

[Guest JHawk]

Shouldn't this have been in fantasy booking?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

yeah.. it could be put there. But, nobody goes to the Fantasy board.