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Guest Trivia247
Posted

Now I understand why they couldn't get National TV deal they wanted to keep their Promo style

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

K-Krush comes out.

 

After a promo where he covers his entire career and why he is getting hosed...

 

oh man...poor Norman Smiley.

 

He had to face Lawler last week after his promo.

 

MAybe that is his gimmick.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

K-Krush cs. Norman Smiley

 

Anyone who doesn't know...I am a Smiley mark.

 

Big Wiggle into a facebuster.

 

And I mark...

 

I don't know if Smiley will ever win a match in TNA...but the big wiggle will always get a pop.

 

Tenat called it a crunch suplex to win...looks like a move the WWE would outlaw.

 

Winner: K-Krush.

 

He whips Smiley with his belt and then hangs him.

 

Smileys wife comes out...and Krush grabs her too.

 

Smiley could have found a better chick. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt...and say she let herself go.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Midget interview.

 

Goldylocks is hot.

 

then she runs into the Dupps.

 

Stan Dupp (ha get it...Stan Dupp) pops the crowd.

 

Go figure.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Don West says that Styles and Lynn will defend their belts next week...but he doesn't say against who...and is therefore useless to me.

 

 

The Elvises come out.

 

Time for some X people.

Guest Hogan Made Wrestling
Posted

-BIG SURPRISE~! is a washed-up wrestler!

 

-Mike Tenay says "shoot" during the Styles-Lynn interview!

 

-Francine attacks Jasmine in the shower!

 

-K-Krush "shoots" on WWE, plays race card!

 

-Puppet masturbates in a garbage can!

 

WELCOME TO NWA-RUSSO~!

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Daniels and Skipper vs. the Elvii

 

Siaki seems to be starting an Elvis dissention angle.

 

Skipper came real close to pulling off an awesome hurricanrana by using Daniels back to step over one Elvis and Rana the other.

 

They salvaged it enough so it wasn't blown...but degree of difficulty was high.

 

Estrada got sloppy a couple times...so it's funny that Siaki had started an angle calling Estrada a loser.

 

Oh man... Skipper gets taken down with an impressive move I don't know the name off.

 

Skipper had the win...but the ref was distracted.

 

Siaki hits the roll of the dice (if I'm not mistaken) on Skipper for the win.

 

The Dupps run out and get revenge on the Elvises for last week.

 

Siaki leaves his partner high and dry.

 

If you are keeping track...that's 3 angles in one match.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

They gave the tag match about ten minutes.

 

Hall takes out K-Krush...he's gotten JJ thrown out and K-Krush out...so he's taken out 2 of the 3 guys he's after.

 

The other is Lawler who he'll face tonight.

 

Midget time.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Puppet is pretty fundamentally sound for a hardcore midget match.

 

Meatball hit Puppet with a pie.

 

I can almost hear Russo laughing when he put that in the cart.

 

THIS IS THE MATCH THAT NEVER ENDS THIS IS THE MATCH THAT NEVER ENDS THIS IS THE MATCH THAT NEVER ENDS THIS IS THE MATCH THAT NEVER ENDS THIS IS THE MATCH THAT NEVER ENDS THIS IS THE MATCH THAT NEVER ENDS

 

HAve I mentioned that I hate midget matches?

 

Thankfully it ends.

 

Puppet wins.

 

I feel the right man went over there.

 

Now...kill the midget matches.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Oh man...a womens match following a midget match?

 

DAMMIT!

 

Russo has ruined TNA in one week.

 

sigh

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Jasmin vs. Francine.

 

If the angle ends with them making out I'll let Russo back in my good graces.

 

Blue Meanie is in TNA...I hear he's improved and he is reuniting with Jasmin.

 

That makes sense.

 

And it gives Jasmin something to do.

 

They take Francine out on a stretcher.

 

You could see through JAsmin's shirt...so that was a plus.

 

But Russo...get away from my show!

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

LowKi vs. Styles is next...unless they have a big angle planned for the Hall vs. Lawler match...that's a mistake.

 

Russo...I'm looking at you.

Guest HartFan86
Posted

Do you think Francise's injury is a work or shoot?

Guest Hogan Made Wrestling
Posted

Heh, check out Dave Meltzer's commentary on the Puppet-Meatball match. He said Jackie-Trish was Flair-Steamboat in comparison.

Guest Downhome
Posted
Puppet is pretty fundamentally sound for a hardcore midget match.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you at this time one of the top ten things that I never thought I'd ever hear. Not just Puppet, just replace his name with _____________ and there ya go!

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Styles vs. LowKi

 

They start out with a tie up and some mat reversals...something I don't remember seeing in other X division matches.

 

They trade kicks and LowKi wins.

 

 

Styles tried to do stuff...but LowKi keeps kicking the stuffing out of him.

 

I get the feeling they are going to give this match time.

Guest Downhome
Posted

The following is from 1wrestling...

 

"I just was informed that Jerry Lynn was not supposed to say "god damn" during his promo, and was talked to about it backstage. Given he said other words, like "s***", I'm surprised that was such a problem on PPV."

 

...I just thought you guys might find that interesting!

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Mean brainbuster by Styles.

 

Spiral tap missed by Styles.

 

Styles reverses LowKi's KiKrusher set up into a ddt.

 

Styles hits the STyles clash for the win.

 

That seemed really flat to me.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Lynn comes out and attacks Styles post match.

 

Cradle Piledriver.

 

The Lynn gets a ladder.

 

Lynn overheads AJ into the ladder positioned in the corner.

 

facebuster on AJ into the ladder.

 

Lynn continues the beatdown.

Guest Downhome
Posted
Mean brainbuster by Styles.

 

Spiral tap missed by Styles.

 

Styles reverses LowKi's KiKrusher set up into a ddt.

 

Styles hits the STyles clash for the win.

 

That seemed really flat to me.

You can't be serious that the match is already over, can you?

Guest HartFan86
Posted

Who the fuck is K-Krush? Is he on Beyond the Mat?

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Sabu vs. Shamrock will be ladder vs. submission next week.

 

You can win by getting the belt or making your opponent tap.

 

Not entirely unclever...but ladders two weeks in a row?

 

Hall vs. Lawler up next.

Guest HartFan86
Posted

HA! Lawler just dissed his Daddy REAL bad.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Lawler shoots on his father...which is good for a Tennesee crowd...but they seem to forget that the rest of the country doesn't care about the King.

 

He did get a couple good shots in on him though.

 

Hall enters through the back and Lawler calls him a drunk.

 

LAwler turns and runs into Halls fist.

 

and we're off.

Guest Hogan Made Wrestling
Posted

VINN-IE RU~! VINN-IE RU~! VINN-IE RU~!~!~!

Guest HartFan86
Posted

I just found out K-Krush was K-Kwik. I did not know this.

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