Harry Knowles/Scott Keith

[Guest ShooterJay]

I was perusing through www.whatever-dude.com (an awesome site, btw, and they're all wrestling fans) and read this interesting article on Harry Knowles.

 

http://www.whatever-dude.com/posts/276.shtml

 

Anyway, reading it, I noticed a lot of parallels between Knowles and Scott Keith, and wrestling/movies in general. Just thought it would be interesting to think about, and it shows that maybe the WWE should pay at least a little more attention to internet fans (die-hards) and consider their opinions seriously.

[Guest Incandenza]

Keith has a better grip on the English language than Knowles.

[Guest bob_barron]

Well they're both fat

[Guest RetroRob215]

"He was a self-confessed comic book geek lacking direction and drifting through life - the idiot savant slacker."

 

That line could describe either of them.

[Guest dreamer420]

i think they are twin brothers aren't they?

[Guest HartFan86]

Does anyone have a pic of Scott Keith/

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Didn't Judas?

[Guest dreamer420]

wasn't there a thread about this in the site feedback folder. i know i seen a pic of him there and it was worth finding too.

[Guest J*ingus]

They aren't quite the same. Keith is relentlessly negative towards a lot of wrestling, the scary part being that he actually goes easier on the WW(F)E than foreign or indy wrestling. Knowles on the other hand is a bonafide suckup a lot of the time, with about 80% of his movie reviews being glowing handjobs of the filmmakers.

[Guest dreamer420]

i guess you are right. if there is one thing scott keith doesn't do it is suck up the the wwe. i haven't heard him say one nice thing in like 4 months.

[Guest Incandenza]

SK has a gut, but he doesn't approach the levels of fatness that Knowles does (but then so few people do). However, they both have simularly awful--though completely different--hair.

 

And getting back to original point, Scott Keith appears to understand the basic rules of spelling and grammar, whereas Harry Knowles writes like a C-student 8th grader. As if his fawning write-ups of even the lamest of movies that Hollywood spews wasn't bad enough, the pieces themselves border on the incoherent.

 

EDIT: It's been a long time since I've seen a Keith picture, and I've forgotten just how chunky he is. Here's a picture, though a poor quality one:

 

[Guest Human Fly]

Keith looks like he has a rug in that picture.

 

I don't know what people in the WWE or any other federation think of Keith, but it seems like every interview I read with someone and Knowles comes up they think that Knowles is a piece of garbage. He is such a pathetic shill.