Guest AM The Kid Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Edge: Do you smell that? Rock: *sniffs the air* Thats disgusting! *both cover their noses with their shirts* Hogan: Sorry brothers...
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Little did Terry know, Dwayne was getting ready to pull a Bradshaw, with Adam there to stuff the belt in Terry's mouth to prevent the screaming...
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 So you see, Adam, Bradshaw's dick really is this long
Guest Austin3164life Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Hogan- Keeping this great tan is damn tough. All you do is watch some local channels during afterhours and look for "Tanning Is Easy 2000", brother. It'll keep you dark all year 'round, man. So did I tell ya about the time I planned to win the title without having to beat Bret Hart, brother? Edge- Um, no [Edge sees The Rock mouthing the words "Egomania runnin' wild"] *Couldn't think of anything else*
Guest Jerome Drake Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Hulk Hogan: HER PUSSY WAS THIS WIDE! Edge: Oh really? Rock: Fucking idiots
Guest Anglesault Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Edge: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKKKKKK Hogan: BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edge: DO-ORK! Rock: Why do I even bother. ::Rock goes back to Hollywood::
Guest M Nyland Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Edge*looking pissed*: Wheresmybitches? Hogan: Bradshaw took them......and I saw his thing...it was THIS BIG! Edge: ........... Rock: Ahem...Mr. Hogan...Bradshaw's ready to see you now...
Guest CanadianChick Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Edge: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKKKKKK Hogan: BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edge: DO-ORK! Rock: Why do I even bother. ::Rock goes back to Hollywood:: Just wanted to point out that Edge hasn't really said the word dork lately.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 **The Rock peers in on a meeting of the tag champs** Hogan: When I was your age...my ego was this big...now it has it's own agent... Edge *to himself*: I hate old man stories...
Guest DrTom Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Hogan: HHH's steroid needle was THIS long! Edge: Damn, I could have used some of that when I was rehabbing my shoulder! Ken Caminiti says it totally helps the healing process. Rock (to himself): I left Hollywood for THIS shit?
Guest The Man in Blak Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Hogan: Edge, you just have to know how to push buttons to get into the big time - that's the only way you're going to get into hollywood, brotha. Rock: *thinking to self* Damn, the Rock says that Hulk Hogan is one sexy bitch.
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Hogan: I'm telling you Mr. Nanny could have been big if it was marketed right Edge: was that the one where you were from another planet? Rock: (thinking to himself) Hmmmmm another planet.....that would be a great idea for my next movie.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Hogan: "So you see, Adam, in order to get Vince to give ya the title, you gotta bend over for Patterson and.." Rock: "The Rock says WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SICK FREAK!" Edge: "Duuuude... go take a fucking Valium or something, Dwayne."
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Hogan: So Brother, I was peakin' through the Women's Dressing Room door and I swear Lita had a Cock this big! Edge: Oh, I can probably beat that. Wanna See? Rock: What The Fuck?
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Hogan: This big. I swear. It almost wouldn't flush.
Guest Diesel Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Hogan: HHH is such a nice guy for saving Vince for me. Edge: I know, we was giving me advice on how to get over. He told me not to hang around that Jericho guy. Rock: Jericho is such a fag.
Guest crandamaniac Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Hogan: Now Ed brotha, in the match tonight, you get your ass kicked, then you tag me in, I drop the leg and it's 1-2-3! The place will blow up Ed Edge: That's all well and good, but for the last time I'm not Ed Leslie! Hogan: Whatever brotha! Then they can beat us down, and Jim over here can lay them out with his 2 by 4! Rock: (mutters) When is he gonna realize it's not 1987?
Guest Gendo Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 While Hogan is explaining to Edge the enormous size of Stephanie McMahons nipples, the Rock patiently waits and checks out his reflection in Hogans shiny Bald Spot.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Rock: Wow Christian...you've changed since I've been gone....
Guest Anglesault Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Edge: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKKKKKK Hogan: BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edge: DO-ORK! Rock: Why do I even bother. ::Rock goes back to Hollywood:: Just wanted to point out that Edge hasn't really said the word dork lately. When did this happen? I guess I've just been tuning him out.
Guest MaskedWombat Posted July 25, 2002 Report Posted July 25, 2002 Rock thinking to himself: is hogan where brute?
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted July 25, 2002 Report Posted July 25, 2002 Edge: So...... Rock: So........ Hogan: So.....let's get naked and have a party!
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