Guest SupaTaft Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Oooh that was neat! Have the "internet" do one on the SJL. Cause thats all I know... -Taft
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 No! You bitches deserve nothing! The Kliq holds the JL down too!! Da "holdin' people down from hundreds of miles" H
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 No! You bitches deserve nothing! The Kliq holds the JL down too!! Da "holdin' people down from hundreds of miles" H *climbs to the top rope preparing for a Ratings Grabber, but hits his head on the glass ceiling, forcing him to fall over and break his neck* 'Hollywood' Spike 'Being Held Down because He wouldn't share his weed with the Kliq' Jenkins
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Wasn't there a thread somewhat like this? Called "What The Internet Smarks Think Of The SWF?" You someone give that a lil' bumpage? Please?
Guest TheBostonStrangler Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 They can't prove I killed that chick! I told that prissy little bitch that they'd never be able to catch me when I had my hands around her ne... So.....what's new? *runs away*
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Super X-Pac? Oooof. Scott Hall or HHH I can deal with, but no, we'll make X X-Pac, because he has an X in his name. Yessuh!
Guest crusen86 Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 The Internet Says: The HVille Thugg is very proud of the glass ceiling he and his cliq buddies installed. He often goes around berating wrestlers backstage, critizing their lack of heat and in ring ability. It was Bo who stood up to Thugg, and as a result, Thugg used his influence to force a retirement angle for the Perfect One. Thugg, now on the booking committee, is currently setting up up to a years worth of storylines for the last remaining cliq member.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Oh, silly internet. It's only 8 months, not a year!
Guest BA_Baracus Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed); "I'm molding Thugg in my own twisted (somewhat blacker) image. Then I can live on when my booking gland has finally run dry! Mothernature says...bwahahahaaa!"
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Bah... get drunk and make an ass of yourself but never get a push... die!
Guest crusen86 Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 More comments from The Internet: "Jay Dawg is a common name raised in SWF discussions. He is one of the longest remaining active guys, only eclisped by Fallout and Xero. And, his personal problems have been well documented. His constant abuse of alcohol and other drugs haven't seem to have effected on his career, despite turning up drunk to more than half of scheduled live shows. The Internet is amazed that the SWF simply doesn't care about this action. Even though the man in question is their prime jobber, not even the slightest hint of concern towards him has been shown. Many rumours indicate he has an agreement with Stubby McWeed - Jay provides the hash, Stubby provides the job. Speaking of Stubby McWeed, he has managed to avoid smark pressure, despite his addiction to marijuana. Much of The Internet was impressed with his ability to fight off the former kliq of Jayson Grant, Spike, Rane and Mercury with sheer persistance and ratings power. Even more impressed with his rise to power. However, pressure has fallen upon him over letting the HVille Thugg reign supreme both on and backstage. Mercury has not been at all liked by The Internet since he decided to hand himself the World title back in mid 2001. Mercury, whilst not admitting his mistake, has come back to the federation determined to prove his worth, despite Stubby's obvious attempts to leave him crumpled in a heap as a curtain jerker. Merc's sheer determination has won him back a lot of fans. The word is out that Stryke and Ash Ketchum have real time heat. Stryke insisted to the booking committee that having a guy who's gimmick was Pokemon as the hardcore champion would prove stupid, and turn the belt into a joke. Ash took exception to this, and the two guys are reportedly being very wary around each other. Stryke is being extra careful, aware of Ash's connections with the kliq. Mike Van Siclen, now in his third gimmick, is known as the whiniest bitch in the SJL locker room. His constant whinging about how he has to put opponents over when he thinks he is the star is pushing most of the SJL staff and wrestlers to breaking point. If he doesn't keep his mouth shut, he could be looking at a release. SJL World champion, Renegade, is currently considered to be among the best active talent the SJL has produced in the last year. From his humble beginnings, Renegade has improved enormously to the point where he is a serious contender to join the SWF next month. Whether he will go anywhere or be pushed down by MacPhisto remains to be seen. Xero is considered to be the most unlucky guy in SJL history. After being left in the SJL for 18 months, he was finally raised to the SWF. Many believe that this was because that JD was no longer jobbing, and receiving a push. Xero was nominated by Edwin as the new job guy. Flexxx, like MVS, was regarded as a hassle back in the SJL locker room, having heat with almost half the roster. His constant whining made his obvious talent redundant, and as such, was released from the company when with only a little effort, he could have been in the SWF." That's all for now...
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Thanks, Crusen. - Mike Van Siclen. Whiniest bitch in the SJL: 20 months and counting...
Guest Insane Clown Dan Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 LOL... the smarks are never. ever. wrong. =P Flexxx, Mafia, Poisyn, Mak, and MVS... the parasites of the SJL (Y)! -Insane Clown Dan, the Scott Hall of e-wrestling
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Nope....no one likes you. Da "ummmm..." H
Guest Suicide King Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 The Kliq... Shawn Michaels, eh? I can get on that train. You just all wait til we come back to active duty as D-Generation XWO. -Suicide King... making the women scream and the midcarders cry.
Guest midnight_burn Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 The word is out that Stryke and Ash Ketchum have real time heat. Stryke insisted to the booking committee that having a guy who's gimmick was Pokemon as the hardcore champion would prove stupid, and turn the belt into a joke. Ash took exception to this, and the two guys are reportedly being very wary around each other. Stryke is being extra careful, aware of Ash's connections with the kliq. Ah ha! Is it any co-incidence i was forced to job to Ash twice on PPV, and go from a double champ to nothing in a matter of weeks as soon as i got involved with Ash, the buddy of the Kliq, the Justin Credible of the Kliq if you will? Looks like the Kliq is lowering that Anti-Australian Glass Ceiling from just below the World Title to right below any title at all.
Guest Grand Slam Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 OK, upon further review, I retract my "X is Hall, Edwin is X-Pac" thing. That was harsh, so the lineup goes like this: Micheals = King Nash = Thugg HHH = Grand Slam Hall = Edwin (Heavy drinker, related finisher, accent, great ladder match) X-Pac = X (Lots of promise, little payoff; "educated feet", disappears for months on end) Justin Credible = Ash (Junior Member, still learning how to enforce the glass ceiling and hold talented people (Stryke) down by backstage politics) So there is the rundown, at least as I see it. I agree with Thugg though. We are our own Kliq. I have to object to the "holding people down" part though. (Firmly planting his tounge in his cheek) Is it our fault we were better than you and the fans wanted to see us more? - Grand (holding people down through superior skillz) Slam PS - Anybody want to see this become a regular column on the Website (whenever it happens, no rush. Just back away Thugg... ) Maybe Axis could throw this out about every two weeks.
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 It would be awsome to have this as a regular column on the website...if we had one. Who's supposed to be working on that??? *silence* Blow me. Da "too busy holding you guys down" H
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 *beams happily* JOY! *realizes where Credible is in the WWE right now* Damn. *realizes future potential* YAY! Wow... being on a list with names like Grand Slam, Edwin, King, Thugg, and X... *sniff* IS DA BESTEST!!!! ~Ash "The SWF Kliq's n00b " Ketchum ~
Guest -Cutthroat- Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Ain't that nice BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!!! And off topic. (If you can guess where i got that, uh yeah.)
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Shut up clod. - Mike Van Siclen. +1 and Todpowered. word.
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Good lord, Cutthroat! How do you screw up the "Two-Stupid-Dogs-Loud-Fat-Guy" line? It's more like this... Well, isn't that cute..... BUT IT'S WRONG!! ... Crusen rocks.
Guest ErekT2k Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Cutthroat screwin up a funny line? Well, that's not the first time...
Guest Ace309 Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 C'mon. I KNOW the Smarks talk about me. Don't they?
Guest SupaTaft Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 The internet has NOTHING on Thor!! -Taft
Guest Suicide King Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 The official Kliq sign, as decided by Big Thuggy and myself is the opposite of raising the roof... lowering the ceiling.
Guest Thoth Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Cutthroat, shut up. And lowering the ceiling, how do you do that? Push down? HAHAHAHAH!
Guest -Cutthroat- Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Is it just me or is MVS REALLY becoming MVS... And Thoth, that's it? You don' have anything else to say about me? Wow...
Guest chirs3 Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 It would be more like lowering the floor, since you guys are on top of it and all. We're just in the basement, and our ceiling keeps coming closer and closer. Is ours a glass ceiling, or some other form?
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