Guest Mindless_Aggression Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 I'm personally gonna have to go with Jason. Michael is the better character (well he was, not so much now) but lets face it, Jason's been blown up, shot thousands of times, been drowned more than once, been blown up again, had his immortal soul sucked into the pits of hell, been macheted in the face, hit in the nuts with a shovel, stabbed in the chest with the sword from the Evil Dead movies, and shot with a paint ball gun multiple times (maybe i'm just a puss, but that shit hurts) Michael on the other hand has just suffered a few gunshots, some fire, some stabs a clothes hanger attack and a few others but thats it really. I think Jason would probably rip him apart in roughly 33 seconds, finishing it off with -you guessed it- a double axe hammer to the forehead causing Michael to explode for no reason. What do you think? DON'T YOU DARE DISAGREE WITH ME! Or do, whatever.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Jason would hack Michael into little bitty pieces before he's even know what's happening
Guest GenerationNever Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 It's all moot, since "Friday the 13th" was a rip-off of "Halloween."
Guest Just call me Dan Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 Jason. Busta Rhymes and LLCoolJ even together would get their asses handed to them by Jason, I don't care how politcally correct it is to let the black guy live in the movie. Damned reverse Racsim.
Guest Flyboy Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 DQ. Freddie runs in and lays them both out.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted July 18, 2002 Report Posted July 18, 2002 If they had a footrace, they'd get the biggest kill-count EVER, because they're so damned SLOW~!, and the audience would die from hunger after the first lap (or week).
Guest Ravenbomb Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Fuck Jason. Fuck Jason up his stupid ass. Michael would rip him like 8 new ones. First of all, nobody hides in dark places better than Micheal. Jason just stands behind closed doors or walks up behind people. M.M. disapears. Second, Micheal is smarter. I heard that he switched clothes w/ a paramedic in Halloween Water. Jason wouldn't think of that in a million years. Third, Jason got killed by that wormy guy from F13 the series and that chick from Mind Games (with some help from that guy from 21 Jump Street). It took way bigger stars to kill Micheal. Plus Micheal never got shot into space. And they don't sleep, how could Freddy kill them? If anyone layed them out, it'd be Leatherface.
Guest J*ingus Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Jason would win. Michael is an evil guy with superhuman strength, but is still just a man. For god's sake, fucking Busta Rhymes repeatedly kicks his ass in the latest film. Jason on the hand, from part 4 onward, is some kind of undead mutant hellbeast who is so ridiculously strong that he can do damn near anything he wants, and literally CAN'T die, they pretty much established that in part 10.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 michael myers, simply because he is pure evil personified. jason couldn't handle all the punishment the michael could hand to him.
Guest J*ingus Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 ??? Jason didn't even flinch when shot full of hundreds of bullets by machine guns in part X; compare that to how Michael is incapacitated and "killed" by a couple of pistols and shotguns at the end of Halloween 4.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 He was feigning death to get them off his back
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Jason but the losers are the people who watched the movie that was envolved
Guest C.H.U.D. Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 but the losers are the people who watched the movie that was envolved Nice try, but there is no Jason vs. Michael movie, and the proper spelling is "involved" not "envolved". If you are going to flame, try and put some thought into it. As for who would win, Jason would win hands down. It doesn't matter if Michael is "evil personified" or that the Friday the 13th films are a "rip-off of Halloween films". Michael is a human being, Jason is a super human zombie creature. No contest, sorry Michael fans.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 but the losers are the people who watched the movie that was envolved Nice try, but there is no Jason vs. Michael movie, and the proper spelling is "involved" not "envolved". If you are going to flame, try and put some thought into it. just trying to point out that no matter what any movies when two bad guys go toe to toe with each other the movie will always suck, horror movies on a whole can be tolerable, wasnt trying to flame
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 Michael-Myers.Vs.Jason Result:No-Contest-due-to-interference-by-a-Female-Robot, Busta-Rhymes,and-Sean-Patrick-Thomas.
Guest DrEvil Posted July 22, 2002 Report Posted July 22, 2002 Wayne's World Michael Myers - Wayne would go Matrix ninja on his ass and cut him a new one Austin Powers Michael Myers - Austin is too weak from his constant battles with dumbass Dr. Evil. He would expect to be placed in an easily escapable situation with one inept guard, and Jason would instead just split him in two.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 And they don't sleep, how could Freddy kill them? If anyone layed them out, it'd be Leatherface. Nah, Leatherface has better things to do than appear in trashy pop-culture fused sequels (yes, I'm already trying to pretend the upcoming TCM remake doesn't exist). Anyway, as for Jason vs. Michael Myers, even though I like Myers better, Jason'd take him down faster than he'd ever imagine. You just can't kill that guy, and even if you did you'd be compulsed into eating his heart and killing for him, so you'd still lose.
Guest J*ingus Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 (yes, I'm already trying to pretend the upcoming TCM remake doesn't exist). AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 (yes, I'm already trying to pretend the upcoming TCM remake doesn't exist). AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You're telling me. According to IMDb, it's hitting theatres next year (exact release date unknown) and has JESSICA BIEL (Mary from "Seventh Heaven") as Sally. As if that's not bad enough, rumor has it RYAN PHILLIPE (Mr. Reese Witherspoon) is playing LEATHERFACE! WTF? The original director was Michael Bay, but now it's first-time director Marcus Nispel. Press releases are said to call it a "less gory and more thrilling" version, which prompts me to ask, "have they even seen the original?"
Guest C.H.U.D. Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 Press releases are said to call it a "less gory and more thrilling" version, which prompts me to ask, "have they even seen the original?" Doubt it.
Guest J*ingus Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 On the one hand, I think that going through an entire movie in a mask and grunting subhumanly might just be the best possible role for Lilliard. But still... jez-us. "less gory"?! Stupid ignorant fucks. You're the kind of people who like the new version of ET, since it was "less violent with better effects".
Guest Angle-plex Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 Ryan Phillipe as Leatherface? HAHAHAHAHA! I'd see the remake just for comedic value.
Guest Prototype450 Posted July 31, 2002 Report Posted July 31, 2002 They would probably have Leatherface get killed at the end of the remake. Just like someone told me that they were making a remake of Halloween and Michael gets shot and bleeds to death in the basment.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted August 1, 2002 Report Posted August 1, 2002 They would probably have Leatherface get killed at the end of the remake. Just like someone told me that they were making a remake of Halloween and Michael gets shot and bleeds to death in the basment. WTF? I never heard anything about that... As for people concerned with movies being "less gory", the clincher is, TCM isn't even a gory movie! Most of the actual killings occur off-camera, and the terror is real, coming from the movie's on-slaught of a pace and disturbing imagery. It's not some dumb "gory" horror flick. I'm a gore fan, but gore doesn't make things scary, and it sure as hell doesn't make things terrifying.
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