Where the hell is Dawn Marie?

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

First off, the last thing I want to see is her and Stacey fighting or Vince, but after her ass won her some new fans at the Thong Awards, she has not been seen. She needs to start hanging with the Canadian Mafia or come out with a new wrestler, but please, put her on my tv.

[Guest Flyboy]

Damn right, damnit!

 

She's been doing house shows, I know.. but no TV time? >_< Smackdown has too many people, and that could be part of the reason.

 

I say... fuck Torrie Wilson. Take your eating disorder story somewhere else and put Dawn on my television!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I love both Dawn and Torrie equally, with only Molly above them.

 

But I'm as confused as fuck-all why the Golden Thong is more important than the Women's Championship.

[Guest Flyboy]

I think its just to just have a feud with Torrie and Stacy.. *shrugs*

 

When will we see the Golden Thong on a Pole match, damnit?!

[Guest mach7]

D'oh

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Yes! Put Dawn with Storm and "Team Canada" like they should have in the first place!

 

Fuckin idiots! Makes ya wanna choke Vince and the writing team.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

dawn would be fairly redundant then. christian and storm possess the mic skills to get that group over, and dawn would only add T&A heat. which would divert the heat and hamper the growth of TC2k2

[Guest chirs3]

First off, the last thing I want to see is her and Stacey fighting or Vince, but after her ass won her some new fans at the Thong Awards, she has not been seen.  She needs to start hanging with the Canadian Mafia or come out with a new wrestler, but please, put her on my tv.

Wait, you actually WANT to see people fighting over Vince? WTF are YOU on?

He said it's the LAST thing he wants.

 

And I agree, put Dawn on TV!

[Guest BigTim2002]

Why not bring in the Simonizer so that they can be together and there can be one more heel for the Cruisers? That means MORE TV FOR DAWN~! MORE ASS~! MORE BUENO~!

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

They don't even need to bring anyone in. Just have her manage someone. Anyone. Have her manage Jericho. Have her manage Hogan. Have her manage Albert. Have her manage Randy Orton. It doesn't matter, just put her on my tv!

[Guest mach7]

First off, the last thing I want to see is her and Stacey fighting or Vince, but after her ass won her some new fans at the Thong Awards, she has not been seen.  She needs to start hanging with the Canadian Mafia or come out with a new wrestler, but please, put her on my tv.

Wait, you actually WANT to see people fighting over Vince? WTF are YOU on?

He said it's the LAST thing he wants.

 

And I agree, put Dawn on TV!

Ack! I was half asleep this morning when I read/replied to that. Apologies.

[Guest mach7]

I don't get why people want to put Dawn Marie with Lance Storm. Yes, I realize they were a unit in ECW. But putting an American in the Team Canada thing is exactly what made the whole Team Canada thing in WCW suck so much. When they started adding guys like Mike Awesome & Hacksaw Jim Duggan. It's a stupid idea, IMO.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

I don't get why people want to put Dawn Marie with Lance Storm. Yes, I realize they were a unit in ECW. But putting an American in the Team Canada thing is exactly what made the whole Team Canada thing in WCW suck so much. When they started adding guys like Mike Awesome & Hacksaw Jim Duggan. It's a stupid idea, IMO.

Yes Duggan and Awesome were a stupid idea. But what about Major Gunns? She looked hot in that little Canadian outfit.

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

I say... fuck Torrie Wilson.

Blasphemy!

[Guest Flyboy]

Why not bring in the Simonizer so that they can be together and there can be one more heel for the Cruisers?

No, no..

 

Keep Simon as far away from Dawn as possible.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Dawn and Jericho would be an interesting idea if you ask me. Kudos, Fook_Hing_Ho

[Guest ryankeast]

I like the thought of her managing Randy Orton.

 

I don't know why I just think they could Click.

 

I'd like to see Orton as a cocky kid heel with a lovely bit of ass on his arm.

[Guest Flyboy]

Although... Dawn being in Team Canada makes no fucking sense.. I still would like it. They were so great in ECW.

 

(Lance is on the apron in a tag match)

(Dawn wipes his BUTT off)

Dawn: There was dirt on your BUTT... *giggles innocently*

 

[Guest Just call me Dan]

The other way around maybe..........

[Guest Flyboy]

Nah... Lance is married.

 

But, I wouldn't mine wiping her ass off at all.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Bring in Simon and Swinger!

[Guest Flyboy]

NOOO!

 

Keep Simon away from Dawn!

 

Although, they could be brought to Smackdown! adding another tag team to the mix.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Keep her far away from Team Canada, there IS a reason why they are together(they hate the US). Why let an American in?

[Guest mach7]

I don't get why people want to put Dawn Marie with Lance Storm. Yes, I realize they were a unit in ECW. But putting an American in the Team Canada thing is exactly what made the whole Team Canada thing in WCW suck so much. When they started adding guys like Mike Awesome & Hacksaw Jim Duggan. It's a stupid idea, IMO.

Yes Duggan and Awesome were a stupid idea. But what about Major Gunns? She looked hot in that little Canadian outfit.

It doesn't matter. She isn't Canadian. It's stupid.

 

As for Gunns looks.. I've seen a million girls in a million bikini's who've looked a million times better than her.. I'm sorry, but my jaw doesn't drop at the thought of Tylene Buck. =\

[Guest AndrewTS]

Hmmm...Adam was the very first post to respond. How surprising.

 

Anyway, with the new GMs in place, hopefully this means little/no Vince on TV for a long, long time. And they didn't take long to completely abandon Dawn's original role (she's some lawyer one minute...then Dirty Old Vince hits on her...before you know it she's in the Golden Thong crap).

 

You know, I THOUGHT she was fueding with Stacy, but now Stacy is fueding with Torrie--again--so maybe not. And...oy. What is with the WWE's prejudice against non-blondes?

 

Basically, next time they start--and stick with--a program for Dawn, maybe make it a pointless TNA fued with one of the 3,000 blond bimbos, then make her a manager. Team Canada I doubt, and they don't need her anyway.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Flyboy...next time wrestling is on, watch a porno instead.

[Guest Flyboy]

I'll take a rain check, thank you.

[Guest AM The Kid]

It's just 'cause you seem to be one of those people who watches wrestling to jack off to the women.

[Guest Flyboy]

Er... no.

 

 

 

 

*****SPOILERS*******

 

 

Although, with Stephanie back on Smackdown! watching porn does seem more entertaining.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

get rid of Stacy she is beyond overrated