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Guest Kinetic

I work at McDonald's and would love to backhand a lot of people there.

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I work at McDonald's

Ok why does McDonald's need these chicken select things with all white chicken meat or whatever they say if they already have "chicken" nuggets? are these nuggets what I suspected all along just rat meat or something?

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Guest Kinetic

I think it has something to do with better chickens. I don't know. They don't really brief me on the contents of the food. We stopped selling the Chicken Select stuff at my store and have moved on to the infinitely less appealing Flatbread Chicken Sandwich. Negative comments on this sandwich are welcome here, since it's the bane of my existence.

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Guest M Nyland

I work at Long John Silvers...who had a Flatbread sandwich FIRST...and that I could make PIZZA with...

 

but I tried a McDonald's one and prompty was pissed cause it fell apart right into my lap...

 

I hate McDonalds...which is why I work at Long John Silvers...which I also have learned to HATE...

 

 

I can't wait to get to Walt Disney World....31 Days....

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Guest TheDames7

The chicken selects are ALL white meat....I asked before I bought them, thats the difference. I don't really prefer them over the nuggets though.

 

What I do hate about McDonald's are the rookies. You know, the person at the counter who JUST started and can't seem to figure out how to input your order? You wait 15 minutes to put it in, then you have to complain cuz its wrong..ugh.

 

Dames

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Guest Youth N Asia

Every time...the minimum wage shits put cheese on everything, even if you ask them specificaly not to. Then they get attitude when you want them to fix their mistake.

 

Gee...that was post #500

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The chicken selects are ALL white meat....I asked before I bought them, thats the difference.  I don't really prefer them over the nuggets though.  

 

What I do hate about McDonald's are the rookies.  You know, the person at the counter who JUST started and can't seem to figure out how to input your order?  You wait 15 minutes to put it in, then you have to complain cuz its wrong..ugh.

 

Dames

AND THERE ARE GODDAMN PICTURES ON THE KEYPAD GODDAMNIT... PICK THE ONE WITH THE CHEESEBURGER YOU SONOFABITCH!!

 

 

<proceeds to slap the hell out of said rooke>

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Guest dreamer420

i hate the newbies at mcdonalds too, especially the ones that have to ask the person standing beside them how to enter every little order in.

 

where i live i have a lot of friends who work there so i tend not to bitch.

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Guest Incandenza

Back in the day (1997), I spent 7.5 months in the employ of a mall-located Burger King. While I am aware that fast food restaurants have their share of dipshits, my time there gave me a greater understanding, if not respect, for the poor souls that slave themselves to the burger machine. Believe me, as stupid as some of the people who work at these places are, the customers can be MUCH WORSE. I can't tell you how many times I wanted to throttle all those jackasses who couldn't do something as simple as order a fucking Whopper.

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Guest Kinetic

Customers can be fucking intolerable. The absolute worst is when they wait until the last conceivable second to mention that they don't want cheese, for example, on something. By that point, it's already been made, wrapped, and passed along to the expeditor. A lot of the time, I'll just let it go and see if they come back. I don't get paid enough to be concerned about some whiny lactose intolerant bitch.

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Guest TheDames7

Ok, I've got to say this...

 

I'm one of those people that doesn't like SHIT on his burger except MEAT AND BUN. That is it. Why can't you guys understand that, when I say plain, it means Plain....not "oh, I figured you mean a regular burger". No bitch, I said PLAIN, not REGULAR.

 

Dames

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Guest Kinetic

I run a tight ship, Dames. Come to the McDonald's on Buffalo Gap in Abilene, Texas. We'll make your burger plain.

 

Some people are just stupid, though, and my experience is that these people exist in almost all professions. Fast food restaurants get the worst of it, though, because there are zero qualifications and they'll hire anyone. The only explanation I can come up with as to the inability to correctly make special orders is said stupidity and a dash of apathy. I mean, we get paid in peanuts and potato chip crumbs. Temper that with the fact that it can be a fairly stressful and hectic job if you're located in a high traffic area. If you're getting paid $5.50 an hour and making 300-500 hamburgers a day, one incorrectly made burger doesn't have a lot of significance.

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Guest chirs3

Just meat and bun? I respect a man's right to dine how he chooses, but come on! Just meat and bun?

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Guest Kinetic
Just meat and bun? I respect a man's right to dine how he chooses, but come on! Just meat and bun?

No shit. Making a burger incorrectly might also be a result of finding your choice of toppings (or lack thereof) offensive. Whenever people want to combine Big Mac sauce and mayo, I immediately leave the room.

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Guest M Nyland

Wow...there is quite a lot of Mickey D hate going on in the thread this evening...

 

 

I LOVE IT...

 

kill those commie bastards......I ask for a fucking Crispy Chicken Sandwich with no mayo...i get home...EXTRA MAYO...of if I would have had that fucker in front of me I would have bashed him in the face and then gave him a fucking DDT right on the sandwich...

 

<bob holly>"HOW YOU LIKE MA-YO!!!....bitch..."</bob holly>

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Guest TheDames7

Well, i'm the pickiest eater on this damn planet....for example: I love pizza, hence, i like cheese, but i prefer regular burgers. I like tomato sauce but I don't eat ketchup. Like onion rings, but don't like onions on my burger or in my tuna. I don't like mayo, but I eat tuna with mayo.

 

Dames

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Guest J*ingus

I used to just order "with cheese, plain" but they got it wrong so often that I finally just gave up, took the condiment I disliked least, and said "with cheese and mayonnaise only", which they usually get right, because it has more specifics and flags their Special Order Alert more easily I guess.

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Guest redbaron51

and this is why Wendy's is always good because it is made fresh when the guy/girl orders it so screwing up is bad here at Wendy's.

 

5.50 an hour and thats minimum wage?!

 

6.45 is minimum wage here in Canada.

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Guest Incandenza

This may not seem like much, but when I worked at Burger King, my biggest peeve was with the morons who couldn't get it through their fat heads that THIS IS BURGER KING, NOT McDONALDS, SO QUIT CALLING IT A HAPPY MEAL, YOU STUPID BITCH!

 

See, when you work at a place as soul crushing as Burger King/McDonalds/Wendys/etc., you become filled with an unhealthy mix of apathy and rage. You are NEVER happy.

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Guest J*ingus

Actually, I think the minimum wage here is still $5.25, though I could be wrong.

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Guest M Nyland

Actually...minimum wage when I started (3 years ago) was 5.15 and I don't think it's changed...

 

.......give me a Sheetz burger...those things RULE

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Guest redbaron51

what are u talking about Shaved Bear, there chili is pretty good.

 

And yes I hate when people say "Quater pound with cheese" or "McNuggets" or "Happy Meal"

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Guest Shaved Bear
what are u talking about Shaved Bear, there chili is pretty good.

the meat they use is the left over meat from the previous day

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Guest bob_barron

I also love a plain burger.

 

Message to Wendys-

Plain means plain.

NO CHEESE.

NO PICKLE

NO MAYO

NO NOTHING

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Guest Zack Malibu

I'm another "meat and bun" kinda guy. Dames, I could probably give you a good run as Fussiest Man On Earth when it comes to food.

 

Anyhow, I used to work at a McDonalds about 3 1/2 years ago, just because I wanted a job to work around my class schedule, and I had a few friends there. But I know what you guys mean about wanting to backhand someone, because we had quite a few inept people pass through my store.

 

While I hated working there, it was pretty fun while it lasted. I remember me and my friend drove everyone else crazy by taking the radio in the crew room and putting the "Baby One More Time" single on repeat. We played that song 87 times in a row, no word of a lie, and I swore my manager was going to take a fit. Stuff like that, and the fact that to this day I can still get free food just by knowing people there. The best was when I used to meet friends on Friday nights to go to the movies, and I'd go in and grab food, Happy Meal Toys, whatev, just because I could. Whenever they had those scratch ticket games, or Monopoly, we'd take as many pieces as we could. Just equalled more free food or in some cases, money. :rolleyes:

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Guest M Nyland

my mother actually tackled one for a Beanie Baby....

 

oh that was a great day...

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