Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 19, 2002 Jericho: Honey...look...Bradshaw's humping the ice sculpture... Wife: ...uh...Chris...a plane just wrote "SURRENDER CHRIS" in the sky...and I think it just posed and spit water... Jericho: Never mind that...Crash Holly is trying unsuccessfully to imitate the ice sculpture so he can score a date tonight... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 19, 2002 Wife: Whats Paul doing in that plane? Y2J: It says 172002=death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted July 19, 2002 "So....am I Mrs. Irvine or Mrs. Jericho?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 20, 2002 Preacher: "lets all do Karaoke....It's a Beautiful DAYYYYY..." *Jericho beats him half to death as many onlookers watch in horror* Jericho: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prince Paul Report post Posted July 20, 2002 Preacher: "lets all do Karaoke....It's a Beautiful DAYYYYY..." *Jericho beats him half to death as many onlookers watch in horror* Jericho: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! now THAT's fuicking funny. Holy shit man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted July 20, 2002 "Look, honey, up there was your place on the card until HHH came back" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted July 20, 2002 "I don't know what you are so paranoid about, honey. It doesn't look like there is glass beyond those clouds." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted July 20, 2002 Y2J's wife: Listen, I don't understand why Triple H had to blind both of us with that pepper spray this morning. Y2J: Oh...he said you were putting me over to much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBlurricane Report post Posted July 20, 2002 Preacher: "I'm sorry I just got word from inside...Someone wants us to cut the service short and there will be no reception." Jericho: "Who told you that!" Wife: "It's probably my cousin Paul" Jericho: "Paul!! Paul who???" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted July 20, 2002 "Okay ladies and gentlemen, this marriage can only be ended by one of four ways: divorce, death, pinfall, or submission." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted July 20, 2002 Preacher: I just got word that HHH sends his regards. Wife: Why is that plane flying away so fast? Jericho: Isn't that a mushroom cloud? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted July 20, 2002 Wife: When is HHH going to fall thru the glass celing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 20, 2002 Preacher: "lets all do Karaoke....It's a Beautiful DAYYYYY..." *Jericho beats him half to death as many onlookers watch in horror* Jericho: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! now THAT's fuicking funny. Holy shit man. thank you thank you...I'm here till Thursday... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted July 20, 2002 Wife: The glare off the glass ceiling is ruining our wedding Chris, I'm telling Paul. Jericho: Not you too?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 20, 2002 Preacher: Ladies and gentlemen....the following wedding is set for ONE FALL...introducing first...coming down the aisle... *"Here Comes The Bride" by Slayer plays* ...she is the Undisputed Fiance of the World....and soon to be Mrs. Irvine/Jericho...give it up for Whats-Her-Face! *Crowd goes absolutely nutz* ...and her partner...being accompanied by a nagging injury known only as "constant burial"...he is the master of getting held down but would love to hold you down...he is...Chris Irvine/Jericho! *Crowd begins defining roar...but soon they become muted* Jericho: What the.... Wife: It's okay hon...let's just get on with it... *Jericho with a collar-and-elbow tie up into an irish whip to the corner as the preacher says the vows. He goes for a monkey flip but it is botched....the first I DO occurs...Jericho goes for a toss over the top but she reverses it...another I DO...the crowd is going crazy...Jericho rolls in the ring and right into his wife's version of the Liontamer. HE TAPS OUT AND WE HAVE OURSELVES A MARRIAGE! *out of the crowd comes HHH* HHH: Oh Chrissy...I'd like to show you some lovely video that I have... *a large video screen appears and is a scene from her bachelorette party...they are all pretty waxed and she almost passes out. The scene switches to HHH helping Jericho's now-wife into his car and heading to the Drive Thru Wedding Chapel...* Jericho: ...I've Seen This Before... HHH: Oh shut-uh up! *HHH does the deed whilst his wife is knocked out as HHH marries his second girl via TKO...Jericho is LIVID* Jericho: Hunny...how could you! Wife *pulls off mask to reveal Stephanie's face*: It was me Jericho...it was ME ALLLLL ALONG! *Jericho goes into a rage and begins to beat the crap outta Steph...HHH tries to stop him but he falls and tears his quad...Jericho beats Steph until she is busted open...he screams loudly and runs off through the woods* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted July 20, 2002 Preacher: I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride. ["Its All About the Game" by Motorhead plays, HHH's face is shown close.] HHH: I love the smell of holding down in the morning. Jericho: Holy shit, its THE HHHELICOPTER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted July 20, 2002 ^ chris jericho's wife is called jessica. lucky bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
