Guest Downhome Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 First off, I really wish there was something we could do in order to keep NHB a bit cleaner with all of these "caption" threads. Perhaps we can have a new folder given to us, perhaps one entitled "Trivia, Polls, & Captions!" or something like that. Hell, a trivia forum would be great, as I don't ever see any of that going on here, and I'm sure many of you would love to have something like this. Anyhow, here are my pictures for you to caption... 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) ...there you go guys, if you must caption pictures, then have fun with this. In the meantime, what do you think of my idea I proposed at the very start of this post? Sincerely, ...Downhome...
Guest SupaTaft Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 1) Daddy's little girl 2) Yep, I'm sorry to say. Your contract says your hair can only legally grow three inches high. 3) Read my lips! The WWF will never make a dime as long as WCW is in business! 4) Sigfried and Roy!! Masters of the impossible!! 5) Raping pigs is getting messier every night. 6) Sloping forehead, protruded nose, all common traits of the Neanderthal male. Yup.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 Moments later, Satan dusted off his ice skates and hit the rink This is a memo from the WWF they are stealing your gimmick You, Vince, made the biggest mistake of your life Vince, I'm warning ya, you better hire me wow HHH really did make Russo oversell that punch Youre my daddy Bradshaw, Youre my daddy!!!!!!!!!!
Guest Downhome Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 Yep, I'm sorry to say. Your contract says your hair can only legally grow three inches high. Have it be the fact that I just find the picture funny period, or that caption was that damn good, but whatever the reason... ...I think that is one of my favorites anyone has ever come up with. It isn't just some shot at HHH or someone, it's something that looks like could really be said. Thanks for the laugh, lol.
Guest Downhome Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 Damn, these are all cracking me up so far. I think I'm just in a goofy ass mood or something. :D
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 yea mine are usually about as funny as Bischoff doing stand-up
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 EXTRA EXTRA! WCW puts last nail in coffin! Sanders: I'm so glad I didn't have your gimmick given to me in the WWF. Sanders: FUCK YOU VINCE MCMAHON! Sanders: I've decided to stay in the entertainment buisness, presenting MIKE SANDERS CIRCUS! Russo: Vince could have just told me "no" instead of kicking my ass. Vince Russo prepares to get back in the WWE by getting ready for Vinnie Mac.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 1) (Thinking) Even I know this is a bad idea. 2) Sanders: For some reason, you got a summons from Lorne Michaels. Kwee-Wee: No, dear...it's a movie deal! 3) Jay rocks! 4) GUH! Like this needs a caption! OR I don't know. 5) *Looks at number one* Me: Get the feathers! 6) It's the SmarkBoard's own Diesel~!!!
Guest -Cutthroat- Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 1) LOOK AT ME! I WON THE CRAPIEST TITLE IN THE WORLD!!! 2) So I cant't get rowdy? 3) See-- you-- well-- like-- yeah....I suck more than Vince... 4) Good kitty...AHHH FUCK!! 5) YOUR WELCOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! 6) Another victom of Mick Foly's jokes...
Guest Sandman9000 Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 1) Right after this picture was taken, Satan himself rose up from Hell and said ice was appearing in his bed. 2) "Look, everyone! This is the e-mail the WWE sent me saying I was fired! I'm going to get it framed! 3) Sanders/Nader 2004 4) A vetoed Russo idea. A tag team, the guy on the right is named Woods. 5) "I still don't get this blading thing. I keep cutting myself, but they say, cut your face. So I cut somewhere else, and they say, that's not your face. I don't get it." 6) Russo doing his impersonation of Pac-Man.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 1) Sadly...this champion is STILL a step up from Nash 2) "Hey...I must be reading this wrong...this doesn't say I'm fired does it? NO ONE would be that stupid..." 3) "...and that's why you should pick me...Mike Sanders...to be on Tough Enough 3" 4) "Wait...where's your tag team partner? Oh." 5) What? Someone had to get the hand out of Mae Young! 6) "LESS WRESTLING...MORE HARDCORE MIDGETS!!! We all know what TNA really stands for...HARDCORE MIDGETS!!!" ahem
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 1) The worst part is, next week he defends against Kermit the Frog. 2) "This is a warrant. We're here from the Fashion Police, you're under arrest." 3) "I guarantee you will find the lowest priced quality cats at Mike Sanders' Auto Superstore! Cmon and buy a car.. I need to eat SOMEHOW until someone signs me again!" 4) Heeeeeeeeeere kitty kitty kitty (shoot me, I couldn't think of anything funny and already made my one cat joke for the night.) 5) It was at about this time that Goldberg chewed out the WWF for it's obscene violence. 6) "You're doing it ALL WRONG! You need more poles, more fat chicks, and STIPULATIONS, MAN! STIPULATIONS!"
Guest M Nyland Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 1) Now...I am a real boy! 2) This is your subpeona...Kevin Nash believes you stole his conditioner 3) You will listen to my demands, WWE....and I WANT A PONY! 4) I SAID A PONY!!! 5) Ref: umm...Vince...you are supposed to blade your FOREHEAD! 6) *poses, gargle gargle gargle, spits water*
Guest J*ingus Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 To sum it all up in one sentence: Hmmm, Russo is going to be at the NWA:TNA show I'm going to next week... (loads gun)
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 Sign #34 of the Apocalypse Sanders: "Look someone sent me a prank letter telling me I am being let go." Sanders: "So if you like long walks on the beach......I'm your man!" Sanders: "Meet my new pet.....I named him Vinceisadumbass" An enraged Russo then went on to burn down the arena using his mind The truth is revealed as to how Russo kept a job.
Guest Hitman Jebus Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 3) You will listen to my demands, WWE....and I WANT A PONY! 4) I SAID A PONY!!! LMAO! That was great!
Guest M Nyland Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 Hitman...you are the 2nd person to say that....Downhome was the first...
Guest ShamRock Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 1) Look grand-ma,I beat Jimmy King for the belt.I will rule you! I'm coming after you,Vince! 3) I warned you,Vince,now you must pay the ultimate price. 4) I should've listed to mommy and become a doctor. 5) GOLDBERG!GOLDBERG!
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 3) You will listen to my demands, WWE....and I WANT A PONY! 4) I SAID A PONY!!! My favorite part of the topic as well.
Guest TheyCallMeMark Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 1. "Ugh, this thing is heavy." 2. "This is a petition. It has a hundred signatures. Get off T.V." 3. "Fuck you, AM The Kid, for stealing my joke." 4. "Well, they're off T.V. now. Good kitty. 5. "I can't beleive I got blood on my shirt. It's white, it'll never come out!" **** INCOMING NECSESSARY CHEAPSHOT AT PAT PATTERSONS SEXUALITY***** 6. Patterson , "Ok, no pressure, yep you've got it right... now just lean forward into my lap..."
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 3. "Fuck you, AM The Kid, for stealing my joke." Thank you.
Guest chirs3 Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 5) What? Someone had to get the hand out of Mae Young! Best. Caption. EVER.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted July 21, 2002 Report Posted July 21, 2002 1) Hey, Courteney, NOW can I be on your show?! 2) Mike: See, Alan, this is what we WANTED you to look like... Alan: I feel so pretty... 3) Yessir, I just farted... 4) Don't you fucking call me a pussy ever again! 5) Russo has an accident with Gangrel... 6) For that entire 3-day period back in WWE, Russo was hazed by Bradshaw 7 times.
Guest usmale Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 2. man thats a good shot of my ass, isn't it alan. 4. ah theres bigger pussies in the shower 5. russo shortly after a school boy on carrie 6. easy on the teeth major gunns.
Guest JHawk Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 1. Look, honey, I'm can act too! I'm acting like an athlete! 2. "So right here next week, we're bringing Adrian Adonis's corpse in for you to wrestle. Oh yeah, the corpse is going over." 3. "Bang bang!" Um, Mr. Sanders, that Mick Foley' gimmick... "Oh, who gives a shit? Nobody's watching this show anyway." 4. Siegfried and Ray _have_ to let me tour with them now! 5. Remember, if there's a salary cap in baseball, Steinbrenner's gonna make all the owners look like this. 6. "OW! My uterus!"
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 1) "Aw crap! I forgot my sunglasses! Oh well, I'll just use this hunk of worthless tin." 2) "Kevin Nash is demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized immatation." 3) After being let go by the WWE, Mike Sanders persues his true passion, recruiting for the US Army. 4) The real question is, which one's the bigger pussy? 5) "Dammit, I can't get this hair dye on my head!" 6) Russo decides to cheat while partaking in his newest match concept: Semen on a Pole!
Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Posted July 26, 2002 Report Posted July 26, 2002 5. Vince Russo + Great Muta =
Guest Some Guy Posted July 28, 2002 Report Posted July 28, 2002 "Wow, Sanders likes even bigger pussy than HHH." "Hey Mike, when Nash told you to get him some pussy that wasn't what he was talking about." "The best way to keep Bradshaw away: a big pussy. Apparently Sanders learned his lesson after showing up with a Donkey." Thank you I'll be here all night, remeber to tip your waitress before you leave. SG - making pussy jokes since 1981
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