HHHey You! Gimmie some more Roids!

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

The future of Triple H seems to be riddled with...ahh...breasts and impotence. Why? Read on.

 

ANABOLIC/ANDROGENIC STEROIDS

SIDE EFFECTS

 

Baldness

Steroids do not cause baldness, however, they can speed the process up for those who are going to loose it anyway. Steroids convert largely into DHT, this is what causes hair loss to quicken. Steroids that are derivatives of DHT can also promote baldness. And yes this is irreversible as well, 99% of the time when you loose your hair it is gone for good.

 

Gynecomastia

Gynecomastia (bitch tits) is the abnormal enlargement of one or both breasts in a man. This is usually brought on by a hormonal imbalance, which can be achieved by the use of steroids. This condition can occur naturally, without the use of steroids as well. This is definitely one of the least favorable of side effects because can look terrible, especially if you are planning to be in a competition. If caught early, gynecomastia, along with other feminization side effects can be prevented by the use of anti-estrogens such as Nolvadex and Proviron.

 

Impotence

When first administering steroids, a man will have an increase in sexual function. This unfortunately is only temporary as your body becomes used to the steroid in its system. With prolonged use of a steroid, eventually, the man will feel less sexual desire, and will be less capable of maintaining an erection. Luckily, this is only temporary as well and can even be totally prevented with the use of substance such as Gonakor and HCG. Also when the steroid use is discontinued, the body’s natural level of testosterone (like the immune system) will certainly be suppressed. Tribestan, is a great product to use to help revitalize a persons natural testosterone levels.

 

 

I'd break up with the guy now Steph, as he's not gonna be a very 'playable' game in the near future.

 

 

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This has been the Taker Mark

[Guest Shaved Bear]

hahahaahaha

 

isnt this NHB material though?

[Guest the pinjockey]

"Gynecomastia (bitch tits)"

 

There is nothing funnier than seeing a scientific name for a condition followed up by the term bitch tits.

[Guest M Nyland]

Gonerrhea (when my girlfriend ran away)

 

 

if you can pronounce it...you might get the joke

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

hahahaahaha

 

isnt this NHB material though?

I ain't flaming the guy, im warning his girlfriend

 

Your friendly neighbourhood Taker-Man

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

"Gynecomastia (bitch tits)"

 

There is nothing funnier than seeing a scientific name for a condition followed up by the term bitch tits.

lol, in 10 years time, who has the bigger breasts? Stephanie or Triple H?

[Guest the pinjockey]

I don't know. Steph's are going to get long in a hurry. With the size of her implants as soon as they start to naturally sag they are going to turn into socks with a tennis ball in the bottom in a hurry.

[Guest Kid Kablam]

I don't know. Steph's are going to get long in a hurry. With the size of her implants as soon as they start to naturally sag they are going to turn into socks with a tennis ball in the bottom in a hurry.

so she needs to pose in the buff now! Now Damn it!

[Guest Vyce]

In all seriousness, I really think that HHH is only a few years away from becoming this generation's "Superstar" Billy Graham.

 

He already has the fucked up knees.

[Guest the pinjockey]

I think you might be a little generous by giving HHH a few years before completely being shot. Who knows how long the elbow injury will hamper him some of those types of injuries linger combined with the fact he still hasn't appeared to fully recover from the quad injury and added even more muscle. I would be shocked if he has an injury (I mean real injury not just nagging stuff like all wrestlers have) free year in the net 5 years.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I'm getting the strange mental picture of HHH looking like "Bob" from Fight Club.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

HGH deserves all the pain he gets.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I'm getting the strange mental picture of HHH looking like "Bob" from Fight Club.

Maybe he'll start wrestling in a tux and singing Like a Bat Out of Hell, too...

[Guest Shaved Bear]

well sme Hart said HHH was gonna get his come uppence right