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Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted July 22, 2002 one fun flamewar thread I was able to open. ---- ScHiZo Rockwell Ringboy Posts: 1 (6/5/01 6:51:29 pm) The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If any of you have ever been on the Top-Rope.com forum, you're already familiar with The Brothers Rockwell and the extended Rockwell family. Unfortunantly, Top-Rope.com has died, gone under, gone the way of ECW, WBF, and WCW (don't kid yourself, it's just an arm of WWFE now). The Rockwells need somewhere to go, and I think it's here. It seems to be a good board... better than WrestlingPlanet at least. The Brothers Rockwell are myself, ScHiZo, and my brother Clyde "Mr. Lounge" Rockwell. I know what you're saying, "This guy seems okay... why is he writing this?" Because I need to warn you, WE ARE HEELS. We're gonna smack you around and make you cry for you're mommy. We're gonna insult you and correct every wrong or stoopid post that goes up. We'll insult you without resorting to gay jokes either. So, beware... The Brothers Rockwell are here. ScHiZo says, "Is this gonna be my new board?" Crow says' "Hi-Keeba!" Barny Gumbel says, "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead." AlwaysPissedOff Curtain Jerker Posts: 52 (6/5/01 8:44:20 pm) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whoopee.... more morons claiming to be heels. Just what this board needs. Please pardon me while I barf. ScHiZo Rockwell Ringboy Posts: 8 (6/5/01 8:56:53 pm) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is that suppose to be sarcasim or just a lame attempt at being "alwayspissedoff"? ScHiZo says, "Is this gonna be my new board?" Crow says' "Hi-Keeba!" Barny Gumbel says, "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead." shlocko Midcarder Posts: 226 (6/5/01 9:45:32 pm) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If we promise to miss you, will you go away? Shlocko The fifth horseman Sledgehammer Of Plot Ringboy Posts: 2 (6/5/01 10:12:40 pm) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Gimmick posters suck) MOMENTS AGO... ...ScHiZo Rockwell made his debut and no one gave a shit. AlwaysPissedOff Curtain Jerker Posts: 53 (6/5/01 10:58:40 pm) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow..... first he butchers stupid and now sarcasm. Way to make a first impression there, guy. Oh, and the ultra LAME name joke was unbelievably pathetic. On the Grand Scale of Heels, I'd rank your ass at around X-Pac's level. Now go run off and read some more insult books there, kiddo. The Bizarr TazMark Ringboy Posts: 6 (6/5/01 11:18:13 pm) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You made him cry. GO HERE! AlwaysPissedOff Curtain Jerker Posts: 55 (6/5/01 11:39:44 pm) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, that's what the lil bitch what coming off as, heh. BTW, how do you get that pic under your name? I was going to find out how to do when I find a good pic to use it for. Clyde Rockwell Ringboy Posts: 20 (6/5/01 11:46:52 pm) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow, somebody has an ego, thinking they are so superior, tell me, are you canadian? If not then you a just another poorly educated american boy, your insults angry management boy are not even insults, they are not even back handed complaments (my specialty), they are just bad insights for a lower level, I dare say human, you probably like limp biscuit you automaton. I imagine if I actually cared I would try to insult you low lifes, but I don't think I should even waste good insults on you. You can try insulting my brother, but between us you have no chance, we will destroy your little self esteem. What a bunch of whores. Mr. Lounge is here to save the day with Grape Soda and Sliced Bread, Who wants some! Tip Your Waitress, Goodnight! AlwaysPissedOff Curtain Jerker Posts: 57 (6/6/01 12:02:42 am) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wait a second here...... coming onto this board and proclaiming yourselves to be "HEELS" isn't egocentric, yet pointing out how stupid a thing like that is? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!! Nice use of my column name there, buddy, but if your retarded "brother" is gonna claim to drag people over coals for simple things like misspelled words, he better get his shit together or else we'll eat 'em for lunch. What is a "complament", anyway? Oh yeah, it's ANGER MANAGEMENT, not ANGRY. I'm not a rock/rap fan, so I hate Durst and his band of posers, FYI. " I imagine if I actually cared I would try to insult you low lifes, but I don't think I should even waste good insults on you." Wait.... didn't you just try to bash me for having an ego? and being Canadian, which I'm not? Man, like I said about your worthless "brother", GST, man. Long story short, don't come onto boards liek this expecting to run shit off the bat, junior. And if it takes BOTH of you just to take me down(BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!), then you two aren't jackshit in the first place. The Bizarr Edited by: AlwaysPissedOff at: 6/6/01 12:08:53 am ScHiZo Rockwell Ringboy Posts: 10 (6/6/01 12:29:02 am) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oohhh? I get it. You're uncreative! Yeah, I got lazy with my spelling, what are you gonna do about? Nothing. You know what I meant, didn't you? Or do you not know that you plus ragging on spelling errors equals no results? BTW, spelling stupid s-t-o-o-p-i-d is done for emphasis...STOOPID! I see AlwaysPissedOn is gonna be the first to feel the wrath of The Brothers Rockwell. We're heels, we don't want you to like us and you don't like us. But eventually, like all great heels, you will grow to love us... just like we did on Top-Rope.com. So AlwaysPissedOn (a name that is way too easy to goof on), why don't you crawl back in bed, stick your thumb in your mouth, cuddle up with your Macho Man plush doll, and think about why you're stoopid and why doesn't the Ritalin work. ScHiZo says, "Is this gonna be my new board?" Crow says' "Hi-Keeba!" Barny Gumbel says, "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead." AlwaysPissedOff Curtain Jerker Posts: 58 (6/6/01 12:57:43 am) BOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIING -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do about it? I never said I was going to do anything about it, BUT if you are going to jump in here all cockdiesel, ya gotta back it up, which quite frankly, you can't. Side note: I thought putting words in all caps was what you use for emphasis, not hacking it up and coming off like an idiot....... oh well, to each their own, I suppose. The whole "we're heels thing" is PLAYED(there's that emphasis thing again...), please find a new act...... Why exactly should we care about what you and the rest of the inbreds did in another forum? Wow.... you "terrorized" Top-Rope.com, big F'N deal. If I had actually wasted my time going over there , I may have cared somewhat, but oh well..... Oh yeah, 'bout that name thing..... I've seen more creative stuff by bigger idiots then you, so it's suffice to say that you're REALLY pathetic. Macho Man's plush doll sucked, though..... can I have Warrior's, please?????? Man, these goofs are like that Carlito Blades retard times two, can't SK screen these people before they start stinking up the board? But at least I'm having fun bashing them, so it works out in the end. The Bizarr ScHiZo Rockwell Ringboy Posts: 15 (6/6/01 1:32:43 am) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who said "terrorized"? Nobody said "Terra Rizin"? Why do you have to bring up HHH's old bad gimmick? I meant we ruled that board with an iron fist. We were Castro and they were Cuba. I have to admit, I've looked around this board some more now, and we may have to try harder to dominate this board. Y'all see to be a lot more bitter. You're older, your lives haven't turned out like you've planned. You have a lot of aggression inside you that you need to let out. I just enjoy smacking you bitches like red-headed stepchildren. It gives me pleasure. Maybe I shouldn't have said "We're Heels!". That's doesn't really describe us well enough. Actually, WE'RE YOUR PERSONAL GOD AND JESUS. Clyde will save your soul as I condemn it to Rockwell Hell. You'll hate us, love us, and say you worship us when you're actually watching football or working in the garden... just like in those mythical christian stories. ScHiZo says, "Is this gonna be my new board?" Crow says' "Hi-Keeba!" Barny Gumbel says, "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead." The Madman Curtain Jerker Posts: 48 (6/6/01 6:25:09 am) The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow. I'm impressed by your feeble attempts at board domination. Nice to see you have such aspirations in life. Trust me...you two clowns will never be on the same scale as the other posters on this board. They'll rip you a new verbal asshole if they feel like it. I know I'm quaking in my boots. The Madman "World Domination Inc.: Making the world a better place...for us." shlocko Midcarder Posts: 228 (6/6/01 8:47:51 am) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eh, I feel that the best way to get rid of these morons is to ignore them. They're probably a couple of fifteen-or-sixteen year olds covered in zits who couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag full of bananas. You got a long way to go to get rid of the guys that make actual intelligent, well thought-out, SPELLCHECKED posts. Get in line pinheads. Shlocko The fifth horseman Eric Stratton Jobber to the Stars Posts: 181 (6/6/01 10:46:22 am) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have no real comment on the arrival of the brothers Rockwell (although Norman's probably turning over in his grave), but this Shlocko line cracked me up: "couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag full of bananas." Dammit, now that's humor. I foresaw your death last night. Stop saying that! SoCalClone Midcarder Posts: 256 (6/6/01 11:06:31 am) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boy do I feel stupid, I think I'll just shut up and let these guys be the hated ones around here. Reading them made me feel like everyone else reading my crap. I apologize to everyone who had to sit through my self-interview. I'll never do something like that ever again. I will also not be a "gimmick" poster. (Hangs head in shame) NutSack007 Midcarder Posts: 278 (6/6/01 11:30:51 am) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jesus Christ, this is Carlito Blades all over again. At least that guy gave it up after 2 posts. Why must we be beset by major league herbs at every juncture? Y2JMETZFAN Midcarder Posts: 365 (6/6/01 11:42:08 am) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Read post under this one. -Rob Rantasia Goto the Rantasia...because....we have stuff that tS doesn't!! Yeah, thats right. (Puro, Indies, Old School) Check out my Delphi wrestling forum: Here Edited by: Y2JMETZFAN at: 6/6/01 11:44:09 am Y2JMETZFAN Midcarder Posts: 366 (6/6/01 11:43:27 am) Re: The Brothers Rockwell have arrived at TheSmarks.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I officialy change my vote of the worst poster on this board to BOTH Rockwell brothers. Congrats, you suck. It's only a matter of time until they get banned. >>>I have to admit, I've looked around this board some more now, and we may have to try harder to dominate this board. Y'all see to be a lot more bitter. You're older, your lives haven't turned out like you've planned. You have a lot of aggression inside you that you need to let out. I just enjoy smacking you bitches like red-headed stepchildren. It gives me pleasure. You are by far one of the STOOPIDist people I know. >>>Maybe I shouldn't have said "We're Heels!". That's doesn't really describe us well enough. Actually, WE'RE YOUR PERSONAL GOD AND JESUS. Clyde will save your soul as I condemn it to Rockwell Hell. You'll hate us, love us, and say you worship us when you're actually watching football or working in the garden... just like in those mythical christian stories. And I thought the Warrior's promos sucked. I recommend you take over the "Million Dollar Board" and make sure to use that exact same line! >>>ScHiZo says, "Is this gonna be my new board?" Crow says' "Hi-Keeba!" Barny Gumbel says, "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead." -Rob Rantasia Goto the Rantasia...because....we have stuff that tS doesn't!! Yeah, thats right. (Puro, Indies, Old School) Check out my Delphi wrestling forum: Here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 22, 2002 Wow... the days were I read the board, but didn't post. *sniff* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
