SJL Metal Card, July 25th

[Guest crusen86]

SJL Metal Card, Thursday July 25th

Due Date: 3pm EST Thursday (Whatever the hell that is)

Arena: The Gund Arena - we haven't been here for a while.

Send to: Suicide King - That's right, that dastardly heel will be posting the show and creating a Wrath card of sorts. Boo him like the scum he is.

 

And the newest inductee into the SWF is... Renegade! Congratulations Renegade. Enjoy not writing your last SJL match. Best of luck in the WF.

 

TV Title #1 Contendership Match

Cutthroat vs. Fugue

- Fugue failed to garner a shot at the European title on Crimson. But, in compensation, he gets a contendership match against Cutthroat for the TV title.

- Match Description: Standard match. The winner will face Kamikaze and Thor for the title in a triple threat match sometime soon.

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send to TheBostonStrangler

 

Open Challenge

Tony “The Ironman” Brogan vs. ??

- On Crimson, the Ironman ran his mouth and issued an open challenge to take on all comes. Well, someone accepted and now on Metal the two men collide to see if the Ironman is all talk and no walk. Both men have been informed.

- Match Description: Once it starts, it’s a regular match. All DQ’s and count-outs apply. All pinfalls, submissions and knockouts must take place within the ring.

- Word Limit: 5000

- Send to Longdogger_Pete

 

European Title #1 Contendership Match

Insane Luchador vs. John Cougar vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Mike Van Siclen

- In what is one hell of a clusterfuck booking, two veterans, a complete newbie and a relative newbie will face off in an extremely random match to crown another #1 contender for the European title.

- Match Description: First pin wins. Normal DQ/countout rules in effect. The winner will join Thor in a match for the belt at some stage in the future, be it against T-Bone or for a vacant belt.

- Word Limit: 6000

- Send to HVilleThugg

 

MAIN EVENT

World Title CAGE~! Match

Renegade © vs. C.I.A. vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis

- Exciting match stylez! None of these three men like each other. Renegade defeated C.I.A. in a brutal hell in a swimming match match to gain the belt, and C.I.A. and Francis have gone through a few wars themselves. Combine that with the fact that Renegade and Francis had a bit to say to each other earlier in the week, and it's a fair indication of what might happen...

- Match Description: CAGE~! match! This is your standard cage - climb over the top to escape. The first man over the cage and to have both feet touch the floor wins the match. No referee needed for this one.

- Word Limit: 7000

- Send to SuicideKing

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

Kamikaze AND Thor? Pif! None the less, Fugue will fall victim to the Razor Knee!

Other than that nice card...

[Guest Ironman]

Not to sound like a newb or nothin' but... where's the Gund Arena?

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

It's in Cleveland, Ohio.

[Guest Ironman]

Thank you, Mr. wise, all-knowing, awesome guy who is marking my match.

 

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

Hopefuly I can get a little revenge on the sWo on this Metal. You n00bs don't know but I was attacked by the sWo/New Sound twice. Once in a IL & Poysin vs. Cutthroat match (Tom comes in and beats me to death with a chair, then IL and Poysin did the same) and the next time was in my match with Kojack (The New Sound comes in and beats the living crap out of me.) So there you have it...

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Hopefuly I can get a little revenge on the sWo on this Metal. You n00bs don't know but I was attacked by the sWo/New Sound twice. Once in a IL & Poysin vs. Cutthroat match (Tom comes in and beats me to death with a chair, then IL and Poysin did the same) and the next time was in my match with Kojack (The New Sound comes in and beats the living crap out of me.) So there you have it...

...And the crowd goes...*aggghck, ptui!!*

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

1st, congrats on Renegade's bumpage

 

2nd, congrats on Renegade's two time world champness

 

3rd, may I now state that thanks to Syd Sky's World reign a bit ago, every member of HAVOC has once held the JL World Title.

 

I think you know what this means, if you want success, re-create Havoc, with me as your WF boss. Yo.

 

-Annie

[Guest Ironman]

Hey Tod, ich bin Geschlechtmeister~!

[Guest Tod deKindes]

You're the sex master?

 

Interesting, if odd...

[Guest Kibagami]

The hell he is. Don't you people read my promos?

 

(Y)

 

+1

 

S.

[Guest Insanityman]

Okay, I just got back from vaction today...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll try to show.