Promo: One, Please...

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

A sunny, warm day outside the gund arena.

 

And why, it's only HOURS before Smarks Junior Leauge Metal!

 

Fans swarm outside the gund arena, talking, holding up their signs, ranging from "CUTTHROAT SUCKS...LITERTALLY!" to "BRING BACK FLEXXX!". Some fans are scalping tickets, having arguments on how Renegade is a better wrestler than RVD, and how the ticket prices are too damn high! Some fans are actually watching the streets, waiting to see if any Smarks Wrestling Federation or Junior Leauge wrestlers are going to pull up to the arena.

 

And today, is their lucky day.

 

A limo pulls up, but oh no, not to the garage of the arena, but right in front of the fans. Fans turn to see the limo, as their excitment raises. The driver gets out, as the fans not have smiles exched on their faces. The driver opens the door, as the fans pop up their portable cameras, the media rushes toward the limo as one wrestler steps out...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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....Wait...wait...what? Matt Myers?! MATT MYERS?!

 

The fans frown in disgust. They put their camera back into the pocketbooks and pockets, not that they don't like Matt, but they wanted to see a REAL JL star.

 

"Hey, boyos. What's up?" Matt says, as he extends his hand to one of the fans in front of him. The male fan smiles, as he just pauses.

 

"Um. Who...are you...with all due respect..." Says the fan. Matt frowns. His eyebrows go up.

 

"Why...don't you remember me?" He says.

 

"You kind of look like that Poisyn wrestler!" The female fans next to him says.

 

"Ah-ha...I was Poisyn. But now I'm not," Matt says. The fans "Ooooooooooohhh..." in unison as they realize who the man is, "You see, though grueling depression and lack of respect, I became Poisyn. But BABY, MATT IS BACK, AND HE'S RRRREEEEADDDDYYYYYYYY!!!"

 

The fans let out an astounding cheer, as Matt holds up one finger.

 

"...Ready...to get a ticket!"

 

The fans look around, confused, as Matt Myers parts his way through the crowd, as he makes his way up to the box office, as he gives the ticket lady some cash.

 

"One, please..." Matt says, as he parts with the ticket-lady and into the arena, where Metal is only moments away from starting...

 

- END PROMO -

[Guest kelloggs]

Interesting...

 

I like, I like. (Y) at Matt starting JL PromoWars...or not

 

I am the educated mark

M. Francis

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

If you're making a return already, I'm so going to kick you in the face.

 

I mean, it'll be great to have you back. But people 'retiring' and then coming back two weeks later is quite possibly the stupidest thing in existence, next, perhaps, to a really stupid kid named Johnny Dumbcakes.

[Guest Insanityman]

Good promo, though we all know Myers will come back, he has to come back.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Retiring for two or three weeks is fun. I would know.