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Earlier Today: Vice McMahon calls the nWo's actions "reprehensible". They should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. He's sure that all parties involved will be content with the action taken: the insistence of a public appology tonight.

 

The video opens and the pyros explode, as we go LIVE! "Medal" hits, and Kurt Angle marches out. He's not in the mood for the fans' What?ing. Last Monday was a travesty. He was robbed of his WrestleMania Title shot. Since then, he's been dying to take out his frustrations. So he's going to stand in the ring, all night if he has to, until someone in the back is stupid enough to come out for a match. He's ready to go Olympic on someone's ass.

 

BOOM! The fires of hell erupt, as Kane marches down the ramp, but Angle isn't scared at all. Kane slides in the ring, and Angle immediately beats him down.

 

Kane starts punching back and clotheslines Angle down. Angle goes over teh back and back suplexes Kane. Angle goes outside and grabs a chair. He cracks Kane in the back once, twice, three times as the DQ bell rings. Kane stumbles up and Spears Angle out of the ring.

 

On the outside, Angle and Kane exchange uppercuts, with Kane getting the better. He whips Angle into the stairs and starts dismanteling the announce table. Unfortunately, when he throws a monitor away, it hits the table and the table collapses. WHOOPS!

 

Kane locks in a choke on Angle, but Angle low blows out and hits a German suplex onto the pieces of the already-broken announce table. He goes for a chair, but the time-keeper pushes him away. Angle suplexes the time-keeper and takes his chair. He slams the chair into Kane's ankle over and over before locking in the AngleLock. Kane tries to escape but can't, until the refs pull him off. Angle again wrenches the ankle, but gets back in the ring. He yells at the refs from the safety of the ring before storming off.

 

In the back, Flair and Arn are watching what just happened. Flair says they need to get a grip on these situations. Taker comes in, and asks if he and Flair are going to dance at WrestleMania. Flair says that, between the nWo, Rock, and Austin, he's got a lot on his plate. No match. Taker says Flair's just a coward. He can book Taker against Triple H tonight, but won't fight him at WrestleMania? Fine, but this is the last 'no' he's going to get. Something tells him that on Monday, Flair will say yes. Fade Out.

[Guest Anglesault]

FUCK it's Kane. Kurt is facing  Kane at mania. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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It could be worse...not much...but it could be.

 

TEST!

[Guest tpww7]

jeez, when I said it could be Angle- Kane at WM I didnt really want it to come true!

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

that is shithouse.  kurt can get good matches from kane, but *nobody* wants to see this.  oh how the mighty have fallen...

[Guest Anglesault]

Kurt, for your own sake, PLEASE GET INJURED

[Guest Tony149]

Oh man, does that mean Nash vs. Big Show?

[Guest tpww7]

I'm still hoping for the Austin vs Outsiders handicap match.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

dont even joke about that tony!!!

im just gonna crawl into a corner and die if this barrage of shitness for mania continues.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Don't even joke about that Tony.  Don't even joke.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

They kill the next 15 minutes recapping RAW!

 

AN ENTIRE SEGMENT!

 

Video of the nWo's entrance at No Way Out, their interference in the Austin/Jericho match, Angle getting Austin arrested on Raw, Hogan and Rock agreeing to fight at WrestleMania, the 3-on-1 beatdown of Rock, and the subsequent event of Hogan ramming Rock's ambulance with the cab of a semi.

 

We come back to find the nWo walking through the halls to the ring, never thinking it would come to this. Fade Out.

[Guest Anglesault]

dont even joke about that tony!!!

im just gonna crawl into a corner and die if this barrage of shitness for mania continues.

There's no room. I'm already there.

[Guest goodhelmet]

Hey, Trips-UT is the main event. I can see SK already typing ***** on his Smackdown rant.

 

Angle-Kane for the 50th time. Now the Mania rematch that we've all been waiting for. Who will the NWO spraypaint next? yeah the marks can spew their "the NWO is a great angle" crap but this shit is neither new or creative. The writing team needs an enema now.

[Guest Sakura]

I wouldn't get worried about it, yet. It could be nothing or it could be blown off on free tv.

[Guest tpww7]

If Rock returns on Raw, i will stop watching wrestling forever.

[Guest teke184]

15 fucking minutes of recap?  And it only covers from No Way Out to Raw?  Great way to run your company Vince...  You've got roughly 100 guys on the active roster that you fly around the country yet you piss away your TV time for the week on bullshit like this.  I know you're trying to push the nWo, but you COULD just have them toss Spike into a trailer like a lawn dart and cram Taz into the glovebox of a Pinto instead of wasting 15 minutes on recaps.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I guess they're trying to get as many "Big money matches" as possible...but every single one of them is going to be craptastic.

 

Kane vs. Angle...Kane sucks

Hall v. Ausin...could be decent...hall got fat...can Austin even take the Razor's Edge?

Flair vs. Taker...it's sad when a 53 year old man is NOT the problem

Hogan vs. Rock...train wreck

HHH vs. Jericho...Big Show vs. Jericho...what's the dif?

 

This will get real funny when guys like DDP, Booker, Perfect, Storm, Christian & Tajiri (among others) are in a battle royal...or not on the show at all.

[Guest Anglesault]

Why even start it? Now putting Kane over Perfect makes sense. They are trying to make him look good going against Kurt. WHY?

[Guest Dangerous A]

Kane vs Angle is lame. I don't see why the wwf can't use one of my scenario's for Angle that I have posted here in the wwf folder under Kurt Angle WM scenario's. (post whoring at it's best)

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

OOOHH...a Kane conspiracy!

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

its actually not such a bad move.  it plays up their heeldom, as nobody is more over as a face than rock.  it also reminds the marks about what they did, because no matter who is sacrificed next, they not be near the level of rock no matter who it is.  showing it again *should* get some serious heel heat for the nWo.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Apparently they had to retape part of Angle vs. Kane...

 

They have a little mini-fight so that the crowd doesn't realize what's happening. They immediately go to the outside, where Kane whips Angle into the stairs. This time, Kane makes sure to drop the monitors in safe places. Kane gets a choke on Angle, but he low blows out and German suplexes Kane through the newly-built announce table. He German suplexes Kane again into the broken announce table and straps in the AngleLock, which is apparently where they will go back to the original footage. Fade Out.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

and i think kane going over perfect was more punishment for perfect seeming drunk at wwf new york the other night.

[Guest Tony149]

WOW! 15 minutes of recap. Somebody must of gotten lazy and said "It's 15 less minutes to write."

[Guest goodhelmet]

"This will get real funny when guys like DDP, Booker, Perfect, Storm, Christian & Tajiri (among others) are in a battle royal...or not on the show at all."

 

No shit. It is sad when the company has the talent to pull off at least five or six **** matches at Mania but instead give us this crap. This Mania is bordering on WM9 levels bad in terms of booking.

 

Hell, reading the spoilers, it seems like this Smackdown is just another day at the office for the boys.

 

"If Rock returns on Raw, i will stop watching wrestling forever."

 

I believe the Rock is taking a break from being burnt out.

 

Even this is looking like an old rehash. Sting is out for months. Hogan talks smack for months. sting fights him at the biggest show of the year in a crappy match with no payoff. Now substitute Rocky for Sting and it's the same thing.

[Guest Anglesault]

It was important enough to redo

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Can we get a pic of RVD's head cut and pasted on Jericho's body for that pic?

[Guest tpww7]

wow, cant wait to see how hey screw up their mania match

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

lol, i would do it, but my computer skills are too poor.

[Guest Tony149]

Since HHH vs. Taker is the SD main event...I'll say Flair cost UT the match.