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February 20, 2002

Next segment:

The screen flickers and goes black and white, as the nWo sadly make their way to the ring.

Nash reads a written statement, publically appologizing to viewers of the television program "Raw". He asks that we accept his heartfelt appology and understand that no one realizes more than they do that their actions were heinous and reprehensible.

Hall continues reading the written statement. He wishes Rock a speedy recovery, hoping he will be at 100% for WrestleMania. Regardless of their reading from a pre-approved statement, this is heartfelt. They are not appologizing because of Vince, but because they know they were wrong.

Hogan takes the statement and thanks the District Attorney Office for accepting Mr. McMahon's lawyers' plea for a lesser charge, and Vince for his support. He asks Rock's forgiveness, because he forgives Rock for attacking him first.

Dan's Note: It may not come across in writing, but the whole written statement thing just oozed falsehood and sarcasm

Hogan puts the statement away and says that he won't be sorry for what he does to Rock at WrestleMania.

The glass breaks, and Austin drives out in his truck. He jumps out with a tire iron. Hogan and Nash run, but Austin catches Hall and beats his legs with the tire iron. Austin gets in the truck, allowing Hogan and Nash to pull Hall to safety before Austin can run them over. Fade Out

February 20, 2002

What's the biggest screwup ever in a Wrestlemania match (blown spots, not booking stupidity)? It is Test getting hooked up in the ropes last year?

February 20, 2002

next segment, sarcastic apology by nWo, austin comes down in truck, hogan and nash bail, hall gets caught and beaten with tire iron. nash + hogan get him away just in time before austin runs them over.

February 20, 2002

Looks like Austin vs. Hall is a lock.

February 20, 2002

We have gone back to 1998. I didn't even know there was a time-machine.

February 20, 2002

Austin vs. Hall may be watchable but we haven't seen hall in the ring for two years!!! with Nash, they'll probably have him and XPac form a team to take on the APA with Syxx being the shocking new member of the NWO. Or they could go for the rematch of the new millenium...Nash vs. Paul Wight.

That's some funny shit when they have to tape a fight again because of their breakaway table. Live by the table, die by the table, Resurrect through editing.

February 20, 2002

If anyone wants heat results:

Regal beat Rikishi

Booker beat Val Venis

Tajiri beat Hurricane

Test beat Hurricane

The Cruiser champ, IC champ & Booker T on heat?

And Test/Godfather is the Main event?

WTF?

February 20, 2002

Next segment:

During the break, the nWo get to their limo, but they find that Austin has slashed the tires and spraypainted "What?" across the side. They run down the hall just before Austin gets there to run after them.

Christian beats down on Edge to start, but his posing allows Edge to push him into the corner and punch away. Edge tosses his brother over the top and pulls him onto the apron.

On the outside, Edge whips Christian into the apron and punches down on him. Back inside, Christian kicks Edge in the head and then shoulder blocks him off the apron.

Back on the outside, Christian smashes Edge into the stairs. Inside, Christian drops Edge onto the ropes and goes with the blatant choke before pinning 1-2-kickout.

Chops by Christian in the corner. He goes second rope, but Edge pushes him back and hits a spinning heel kick. Clothesline by Edge, into a front facebuster 1-2-kickout.

Back body drop by Edge. He goes for teh Edgeacution, but Christian blocks and hits the reverse backbreaker. Christian looks for teh Unprettier, but Edge pushes him back and Spears him down. He gets his brother in the new "Figure Four Edgelock" for the submission victory.

After the match, Christian gets a mic. He's sure the fans expect him to throw a tantrum, that they like the fact that a former IC-Euro-Tag Champion can't even win a match anymore. He's not going to cry, though. As of now, he quits!

In the back, Nash and Hogan run into a room, but realizes Hall isn't with them. Nash wants to go find him, but Hogan says they should lay low until they're sure Austin isn't around. Fade Out.

February 20, 2002

The only good thing about Big Show vs. Nash at Wrestlemania is that there is a good chance that Big Show will beat the shit out of Nash. I think he's still a little upset at getting a Ganso Bomb because Nash was too drunk to complete the jackknife powerbomb.

February 20, 2002

Edge and Christian fought AGAIN and Edge won. After the match, Christian said he wouldn't throw a tantrum. Instead, he quits. See, the NWO already got to him.

February 20, 2002

wow, austin storming the ring in a truck... its like the simpsons where homer goes to sleep and when he wakes up there is classical music playing, and he thinks he is in the 30's and has to warn the world about hitler. this is amazing, should we warn em about austin's neck, hhh's quad, rock's movie career, the list goes on.

February 20, 2002

If anyone wants heat results:

Regal beat Rikishi

Booker beat Val Venis

Tajiri beat Hurricane

Test beat Hurricane

The Cruiser champ, IC champ & Booker T on heat?

And Test/Godfather is the Main event?

WTF?

They can always edit Heat to have Booker T vs. Val Venis last. Heat will probably become the #2 show for one fed, if/when they split.

February 20, 2002