Smackdown Spoilers (obviously there are spoilers i

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Congrats Billy Gunn!  Talk about mark out value:

 

Tazz and Chuck start off, with Tazz taking Chuck down and hitting the mounted punches. Billy breaks them up, but as the ref admonishes him, Spike leaps from the top and lands on Chuck. Tag to Gunn.

 

Gunn pounds away on Tazz in the corner and tags Chuck right back in. Straight punch by Chuck. Tazz hits a back elbow and hits a Northern Lights on Chuck 1-2-kickout.

 

Chuck clotheslines Tazz down, but he comes back with an overhead throw. Tag to Gunn and Spike.

 

Spike with punch after punch and then a back elbow. Gunn goes for a tilt-a-whirl, but Spike turns it into a Tornado DDT 1-2-kickout.

 

Spike and Gunn go to the outside, while inside, Tazz gets the Tazzmission on Chuck. Gunn and Spike run in. Gunn tosses Tazz over the top. Spike goes for the Acid Drop on Gunn, but he blocks and tosses him into a Chuck Superkick. Gunn hits the FameAssEr 1-2-3! Billy and Chuck win the Tag Titles!

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

Tazz and Chuck start off, with Tazz taking Chuck down and hitting the mounted punches. Billy breaks them up, but as the ref admonishes him, Spike leaps from the top and lands on Chuck. Tag to Gunn.

 

Gunn pounds away on Tazz in the corner and tags Chuck right back in. Straight punch by Chuck. Tazz hits a back elbow and hits a Northern Lights on Chuck 1-2-kickout.

 

Chuck clotheslines Tazz down, but he comes back with an overhead throw. Tag to Gunn and Spike.

 

Spike with punch after punch and then a back elbow. Gunn goes for a tilt-a-whirl, but Spike turns it into a Tornado DDT 1-2-kickout.

 

Spike and Gunn go to the outside, while inside, Tazz gets the Tazzmission on Chuck. Gunn and Spike run in. Gunn tosses Tazz over the top. Spike goes for the Acid Drop on Gunn, but he blocks and tosses him into a Chuck Superkick. Gunn hits the FameAssEr 1-2-3! Billy and Chuck win the Tag Titles!

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

Flair is on the phone when Stephanie confronts him. How dare he make a rematch of Kurt Angle vs. Triple H and ban her from ringside? Angle deserves to go, and she knows, because she counted the 1-2-3! She says she'll slap the taste out his mouth, when she hears a toilet flush. She thinks it's Arn and turns to hit him, but finds herself face-to-face with Triple H. Trips lets Flair in on the age-old secret of life, "Life's a bitch; and then you marry one." Steph storms out

[Guest goodhelmet]

Billy and Chuck won the tag titles. The WWF may now politely go to Hell. Who in the FUCK wants to see APA vs. BillyChuck?!?!!?!? Neither team is over. They all suck in the ring. Bradshaw and the vasoline in the shower would only make BillyChuck happy. Worst Mania ever coming your way!!!!

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

billy and chuck are over.  and you can just *see* the homophobic undertones to this match!!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I guess we can add Tazz to the growing list of wrestlers in the WrestleMania Battle Royal who are better than many of the "Stars"

 

I know that there isn't a battle royal yet...but they have to fit everyone on somehow...

 

They should call it the smarks Battle Royal...

 

Tajiri...Storm...Christian...ALL MY FAVORITES ARE HERE!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

In the back, Lillian congratulates Billy and Chuck on their win. Billy says he couldn't do it without Chuck, but Chuck says he couldn't do it without Billy. They couldn't do it without each other.

 

The Acolytes walk up and congratulate them on their win. Bradshaw tells them to get pictures with the belts and get real close, because at WrestleMania, they'll have to kiss the belts, and their asses, goodbye. Fade Out

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

In the back, Lillian congratulates Billy and Chuck on their win. Billy says he couldn't do it without Chuck, but Chuck says he couldn't do it without Billy. They couldn't do it without each other.

 

The Acolytes walk up and congratulate them on their win. Bradshaw tells them to get pictures with the belts and get real close, because at WrestleMania, they'll have to kiss the belts, and their asses, goodbye. Fade Out.

[Guest goodhelmet]

Billychuck are NOT over. They get that Jeff Jarrett groan that the WWF mistakes for heel heat. Partly because of the gimmick itself. Partly because of Billy Gunn's lack of talent.

 

The Smark battle royal would probably suck too except for the last couple of minutes cos most battle royals are just major clusterfucks. Give these guys some real matches with worthy opponents.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

they are over, people *hate* them, and want to see them lose.  i hate billy gunn as much as the next man, but i have to give the devil his dues, the team *is* over.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Want proof of RVD being held down?

 

Chuck Polumbo has know held a more prestigous belt than RVD.

[Guest goodhelmet]

Dude, we are usually in agreement but the New Age Outlaws were over. The Hardys, E&C, the Duds, Demolition, those guys were over. People want to seethem get their asses beat cos then hopefully they will disappear and not ruin the quality of the program with their weak-ass gimmick.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

maybe, and yeah we do normally agree .  i dont care too much for gunn or the gimick, but palumbo has *some* potential, and they are a breath of fresh air in the tag ranks, which are beyond stale.  they will probably get squashed hard at mania by the APA, and then hopefully we can all move on from this horrible gimick.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Since when does being over mean anything?

 

HHH isn't over and he's got a title shot at WrestleMania.

 

RVD is over...and he don't get shit.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Before we watch Undertaker kick Triple H's ass tonight, she has an announcement. Triple H may be going to WrestleMania, but he'll win the Undisputed Title over her dead body!

 

The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00, and out comes the Ayatollah, the Living Legend, the Undisputed Champion, Chris Jericho.

 

They haven't spoken much since he became the Undisputed Champion, but he had to tell her something face-to-face. He used to call her a dirty, disgusting, bottom-feeding, trashbag ho, but he never really meant it. He just said it to try and get the fans on his side. But that never got him anywhere. Just as he was wrong about caring what the fans thought about him, he was wrong about how he thought of her.

 

He kind of admires Steph. Now that he can focus, he can see her for what she really is: a brilliant, calculating, coniving genius! It is because of that genius that he is convinced that, without her, Triple H is nothing.

 

Steph knows that Jericho is totally right. She is the reason for his success. She is why he's a 4-time WWF Champion. But that gives her a hell of an idea. Chris wants to beat Triple H more than anything. She wants Triple H to lose more than anything. Who knows Triple H better than she does? She knows how he thinks, how he trains, his strengths, and his weaknesses. With Steph in his corner, Jericho would be an unstopable force. She can make sure he never, e-e-e-e-ever lose the Titles. They can be more than friends; they can be business partners!

 

She extends her hand. Jericho says that Triple H's worst nightmare just came true, and shakes Steph's hand. They leave the ring and take a seat at the announce table.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

Our Time" hits, and Stephanie McMahon comes out.

 

Before we watch Undertaker kick Triple H's ass tonight, she has an announcement. Triple H may be going to WrestleMania, but he'll win the Undisputed Title over her dead body!

 

The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00, and out comes the Ayatollah, the Living Legend, the Undisputed Champion, Chris Jericho.

 

They haven't spoken much since he became the Undisputed Champion, but he had to tell her something face-to-face. He used to call her a dirty, disgusting, bottom-feeding, trashbag ho, but he never really meant it. He just said it to try and get the fans on his side. But that never got him anywhere. Just as he was wrong about caring what the fans thought about him, he was wrong about how he thought of her.

 

He kind of admires Steph. Now that he can focus, he can see her for what she really is: a brilliant, calculating, coniving genius! It is because of that genius that he is convinced that, without her, Triple H is nothing.

 

Steph knows that Jericho is totally right. She is the reason for his success. She is why he's a 4-time WWF Champion. But that gives her a hell of an idea. Chris wants to beat Triple H more than anything. She wants Triple H to lose more than anything. Who knows Triple H better than she does? She knows how he thinks, how he trains, his strengths, and his weaknesses. With Steph in his corner, Jericho would be an unstopable force. She can make sure he never, e-e-e-e-ever lose the Titles. They can be more than friends; they can be business partners!

 

She extends her hand. Jericho says that Triple H's worst nightmare just came true, and shakes Steph's hand. They leave the ring and take a seat at the announce table

 

 

ITS HAPPENING!!!!

[Guest Tony149]

The APA will probably win the belts, then will job them to Hall & Nash or Nash & X-Pac.

[Guest Tony149]

Oh shit! Steph is going to take all over Jericho's spotlight.

[Guest goodhelmet]

It's cool that Jericho-Steph got together...wait a minute..no it's not. Get that bitch off the tv. Oh well, they could have built up the union a little better. Now lets see if this is a Russo-esque swerve where HHH-Steph planned the whole thing to get to Jericho, winning the belt, making Trips heel again, and crashing Jericho back into midcard abyss.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Triple H comes down and stares at Jericho and Steph. He takes a drink and spits it out at them. Jericho lunges at Trips, but Trips rams him into the barrier. In the ring, Trips hits Jericho with a high knee, but Steph slaps him! He grabs her by the hair and sets her for the Pedigree, but Jericho breaks it up. Triple H hits Jericho over the top and follows him outside. He knocks Jericho over the barrier when "Rollin" hits.

 

Trips begs for Taker to get in the ring, having to be held back by Tim White. Taker gets on the apron, and Triple H punches him in the face. Taker gets back on his bike and drives back up the ramp. Fade Out.

[Guest TheBigBadBootyDaddy]

wow bps. "blah blah rvd held down blah blah i dont know anything else to say blah blah blah blah blah rvd held down blah blah"

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

What a Main Event!

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

bleh, i wont jump to any conclusions too soon, and i will use some optimism (lol).  steph with jericho will elevate him as a heel and hopefully give him some main event airtime.  now back to reality, steph is just trying to get herself further over, and it is just a setup for a steph turn on jericho in the near future.

[Guest Tony149]

If Russo was booking, I guarantee Jericho would of been booked better. One thing Russo understood was pushing young and over talent.

[Guest Tony149]

That was the main event?

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

now there is a quality tv main event.  and bigbadbootydaddy, who cares if bps talks about rvd being held down, he *is* allowed to have an opinion.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

No I am not.

 

The marks have taken away my ability to say anything but:

 

RAW this week was the GREATEST ANGLE EVER!!!!!!11

[Guest Tony149]

Somebody just created a ONE & ONLY RVD being held down thread. I like RVD, but this stuff can't start spreading over to other threads. Just make one and post whatever you want about RVD in there.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

The glass breaks, and Austin pulls up in his truck. He goes to the back, tosses a cooler in the ring, and then pulls out Scott Hall!

 

He rolls Hall into the ring and nails him with a beer can. Hall staggers up, and Austin hits him down again. Austin does the "Hey yo", asking if Hall wants to play with Stone Cold. Does he think he's funny? Well he's not.

 

Hall crawls to the ropes, but Austin stomps him down. He thought they could have a beer. Hall cost him the Title and now he doesn't want a beer? That makes Austin sad.

 

Again Hall crawls to the ropes, and again Austin kicks him back. In fact, he's going to stomp on Hall everytime the fans say "What?" The fans erupt in a chorus of What?s, and Austin stomps away. He tells the fans to stop lest he wear out his shoe.

 

Austin pulls Hall up and smacks him down. Stone Cold is the last son of a bitch you want to mess with. Hall can give Hogan and Nash that message.

 

He tells Hall to stand up and take a beer because he's tired of whooping Hall's ass. He gives Hall a beer and they toast, then Austin explodes into a Stunner!

 

Austin goes into his truck and brings out some spraypaint. He pulls Hall's shirt off and shakes up the can. He listens to his watch, which must have told him to spray 3:16 on Hall, because that's exactly what he does. End Show

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

thats so funny with the alcohol and hall bit.  im gonna so mark out when that happens.  they must be really trying to embrass hall with all these constant references to his alcoholism.