body alterations

[Guest jhrashid]

Here are two real quick examples why tattoos, implants and any other unreversible body alterations are pretty damn stupid.

 

My first is Lita's tattoo. You know what I'm talking about. Now Lita is a very attractive girl or can be at least but that tattoo is fucking hideous. Unless your like a tattoo freak and that shit turns you on, you can not find that beast of a thing attractive. I mean come on. A little tattoo is one thing, a big one is another. But your whole fucking arm!!That is a little much.

 

Now when Lita got that(or was she still just Amy at that point?) I don't think she was thinking about how it would look in pictures or on tv. Who knows where she was in her life or why she got it. I'm sure she was very happy with it. But you can't say that it doesn't make it harder to photograph her. If you've seen the Hardy Boys magazine, in her little pictorial, they either make the tattoo the center of attention or try and hyde it. It just isn't something that comes off very sexy to most people. Now she may be trying to make her own niche and trying to create a new kind of attractive female and that is great. We definitely need more of that. BUT and this a big one, if she ever had the chance to do something else, and needed to get rid of the tattoo she could not.

 

My second example is Stephines boob job. I found Stephine to be very attractive before she got the boob job. Now I can't stand her. It could have something to do with the fact that she is so annyoing. But I'm too shallow to let attitude dictate what I find attractive. She just doesn't look that good. It seems like she gained weight, which I heard is what you are told to do so the implants look more natural. That's find by me becasue I am not brain washed by the media and LIKE some meat on my women. The thing is and I might be wrong here but it seems she just looks more like a horse. Did you see her with all that cleavage last week. When Vince was looking down her dress he was probably thinking even he didn't want to fuck her anymore.(Come on you know he's a pervert. Vince will stop at nothing)

In any case she is trapped. She can never go back to looking like she did before. I mean she could get the implants removed but from what I've seen that doesn't really help much.

 

This girl I work with just got a tattoo that goes from her back all the way to her pussy. I haven't seen it yet(she keeps saying she's going to show me) but all I'm thinking is she is going to regret it one day. And this girl is 28 so she isn't some young kid who wants to look cool. So she had to really be ok with the whole thing. But it still seems stupid to me, becasue, IT'S FOR EVER

Then again if you already have done some body alterations maybe you can knock some sense into me.

 

Oh and real quick I didn't know Jay Bower said the same thing I did about Jercho and HHH at Wrestlemania, when I wrote it. My bad.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Okay, I think the tattoo helps Lita's image. She's supposed to be the tough girl that can kick your ass AND be sexy, correct? She is sexy to a number of people, the demographic she's supposed to appeal to, and she also has the look of a girl one really DOESN'T want to mess with. Same with her gimmick as well.

 

Now, if she were to try and do anything else, what is there to do? Acting? A simple shirt can hide the tattoo, or body-paint. Television? Ditto. And I'm pretty sure Miss Dumas will pretty much retire when she's done with wrestling, or try her attempts at adult film, in which case the tattoo is easily just more of an additional look.

 

Implants, however, I agree with you on. I don't like the look of implants, personally. I know girls who have small breasts, and say they want implants, but I always tell them to never wish for them simply because implants make them look completely fake, which isn't good in any case. Being sexy/attractive doesn't just start and/or stop with boobs: it's the entire package, and what the man/woman looking at you has a personal "thing" for. Maybe that's why I find goth chicks hot as hell, even if they are pudgy: it's my thing.

 

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And on a side note, I plan on getting a fair amount of tattoos. Not many, but just enough so that I agree with them fully. I plan on getting a cross on my back (hard to explain the style, but if you know of the comic "Spawn," the main crosses in that comic, with the three-pointed ends, is the kind I like) in black outline and red filling, which will most definitely cost a pretty penny and take a whole lot of time, and a single rign of barbed wire around my right shin/calve muscle. Then, of course, there is the proverbial tattoo on the side of one's bicep, which I will get, just not sure what design (more than likely my personal logo, "Drezzy," which is similar to the design on the masks of the members of the band Mushroomhead, only more like this:

X   X

\/\/\/\/ ).

[Guest Tony149]

Stephanie was always a little chubby. She got the boob job because she said she saw a sign that said "Steph's puppies sag".

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

I bet that was just an excuse to hide her feeling of inadequacy.  Either that or HHH asked her to.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

more likely vince did.  after all, its discriminatory that steph was the only woman in the wwf who didnt have a boobjob. you see we wouldn't want any nepotism in the wwf now would we?

[Guest KTA]

Steph could still probably get that "tit enhancing saline" product removed/reduced at anytime. However, I wonder if they may have left some huge surgical scars on the side her breasts, or even underneath them. When you enhance them to a certain degree you're opening (not-a-pun) yourself to stretch marks, scars, and the uncanny tendancy to have those shits bounce hard in a consistant manner; not much different to a volleyball.

 

Scars are not pretty to see next to tits.

 

The thing about them is that when she was next to Debra awhile ago and she had her breastisis more exposed, it was then that I realized that Stephie's chest looks a lot like Chyna's breasts; they're EXTREMELY rounded on the bottom. They just don't remind me of Debra's, Lita's, or even Rena Mero's implants.

 

I'll bet that hhh recommended the same surgeon to Steph that Chyna used. WWF discount or he really wanted to smack those brands of saline hooters over and over again.

 

Lita is another thing, and like that guy wrote, it gives an edge to her looks. When she gets older she's just probably going to like her scar since it will remind her of when she was over in the WWF and having the time of her life.