Guest LesnarLunatic Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 I'm just reading up on a Ring Rats board ( http://pub73.ezboard.com/fringratz24176frm1 ) and some of their stories are just either weird, funny or both. From this thread ( http://pub73.ezboard.com/fringratz24176frm...topicID=3.topic ): you get alot of sex stories with the boys and the rats. I'm believing most of this, because how could the rats be that creative? David Flair apparently watches porn during sex. Kevin Nash PASSED OUT during sex. Man, he just can't get a break, eh? and one of the more creative HHHating paragraphs: "remember how your first inexperienced boyfriend just got ontop of you and humped you,sweated for a minute,cuz thats how long it lasts, and just layed there huffing and puffing talking about how great it was, and you just stared in amazment because you couldnt believe what just happened? If you do then you just fucked HHH not to mention his nose is bigger than his dick. very small package. Waste of time. And he has terrible gas!" But, ma'am, was he intense~!? I have yet to read any rat stories involving Brock. Although, Brock would gain points on the SMOOTH~! scale if he used "The next big thing is in my pants, ladies" as a pick-up line. What do you all thing about ring rats? are any of you rats? do you have weird stories? vent! and I will leave you with a very disturbing quote: "The biggest erect cock belongs to Albert. An amazing 9 1/2 inces i was shocked to say the least" Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....
Guest welshjerichomark Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 wow and these stories are true? yikes i finally found out what i want to be when i grow up.
Guest jimmy no nose Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 and I will leave you with a very disturbing quote: "The biggest erect cock belongs to Albert. An amazing 9 1/2 inces i was shocked to say the least" Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... EWWWWWWW, but JR clearly said it was 8 3/8.
Guest jimmy no nose Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 I decided to check that out and there is a guy on there who claims to have done sexual acts on a bunch of WWE men including X-Pac, Buff Bagwell, Rey Jr, Road Dogg, Grandmaster Sexay, both Hardys, Johhny The Bull ,Scott Steiner, and Rick Steiner. That board is really weird. One particularly unshocking comment from him: Matt was a lovely sweethart! Meet him after Jeff screwed me! We got talking and apparently Jeff brings back hundreds of guys and hundreds of girls!
Guest Incandenza Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 That board is pretty entertaining, even if you have to take these things with a grain of salt. Whether or not it's true, that thing about Triple H is funny.
Guest welshjerichomark Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 so do u think any of it is true?
Guest Incandenza Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 I don't doubt that some of it is, but I am in no position to say what's true and what is not.
Guest DrTom Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 "so do u think any of it is true?" I'm obviously not in a position (no pun intended!) to say for certain, but some of it certainly has to be true. I'd wager that less than half of it is true, however, and that the percentage is probably closer to 33%.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 and I will leave you with a very disturbing quote: "The biggest erect cock belongs to Albert. An amazing 9 1/2 inces i was shocked to say the least" Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... Just wait until BuffyBeast hears *that*
Guest Flyboy Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 Oh man.. this stuff is funny as hell. True or not.
Guest Dangerous A Posted July 23, 2002 Report Posted July 23, 2002 Did you get this from that one sight.....what was it's name again..........outoftouchwithreality.com? Or do you go to AOL keyword: Bullshit.
Guest Flyboy Posted July 24, 2002 Report Posted July 24, 2002 Did you get this from that one sight.....what was it's name again..........outoftouchwithreality.com? Or do you go to AOL keyword: Bullshit. Oh c'mon, DA.. Even if the site is crap, it's still hilarious. Laugh a little man!
Guest Dangerous A Posted July 24, 2002 Report Posted July 24, 2002 I know, I know. I was trying to generate a laugh with my post, as opposed to posting lies about affairs with wrestlers. (sarcasm, laid on pretty thick)
Guest AssDroid! Posted July 24, 2002 Report Posted July 24, 2002 *Kevin Nash PASSED OUT during sex.* Insert "Kevin Nash is lazy" joke here . According to that board X-Pac has AIDS!?!?
Guest Mattdotcom Posted July 24, 2002 Report Posted July 24, 2002 So...when you ride Space Mountain Jr. there's an in-flight movie? Couldn't resist...
Guest jester Posted July 24, 2002 Report Posted July 24, 2002 *Kevin Nash PASSED OUT during sex.* Insert "Kevin Nash is lazy" joke here . According to that board X-Pac has AIDS!?!? Yeah, I saw that one. They better watch what they say. Shit like this could get them a lawsuit. I'm willing to bet most of that board is BS. According to the site, 2/3rds of the roster is bisexual. Somehow I doubt that. jester
Guest jimmy no nose Posted July 25, 2002 Report Posted July 25, 2002 *Kevin Nash PASSED OUT during sex.* Insert "Kevin Nash is lazy" joke here . According to that board X-Pac has AIDS!?!? Yeah, I saw that one. They better watch what they say. Shit like this could get them a lawsuit. I'm willing to bet most of that board is BS. According to the site, 2/3rds of the roster is bisexual. Somehow I doubt that. jester I don't know, there is quite a bit of ball touching in wrestling, some of them must enjoy it.
Guest J*ingus Posted July 25, 2002 Report Posted July 25, 2002 I had one guy who worked there estimate that 60% of the WW(F)E office is bi or gay.
Guest HartFan86 Posted July 26, 2002 Report Posted July 26, 2002 This shit is funny. I doubt it's true, though.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 26, 2002 Report Posted July 26, 2002 Did you get this from that one sight.....what was it's name again..........outoftouchwithreality.com? Or do you go to AOL keyword: Bullshit. Hahaha... I loved this line, DA. Can I put it in my sig?
Guest Dangerous A Posted July 26, 2002 Report Posted July 26, 2002 Go for it evenflowDDT. I have no copyright on it. Yours for the taking.
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