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Guest JangoFett4Hire
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There's a friend of mine (we'll just call him BobaFett4Rent for now...) that has a semi-stalker. She's a nice girl, but talks too much, is overbearing, is about as dumb as a stump, has a kid, is weird (not in a good way) and several other things. You see Boba and psycho got drunk a few weeks back and things happend. If you were boba, would you put up with all this baggage and continue to get your dinky stinky, or would you say "see ya?"

Guest LooseCannon
Posted

No I wouldn't put up with all the baggage. If you're clear and up front about your feelings, then you can probably lay it to her a few more times if she'll let you, but no more than that. I was in a similar situation a few months back, except she didn't have a kid, and that's what I did. But it's probably best to just say "see ya."

Guest converge241
Posted

whatever you do dont screw around again!!!!

 

who initiated contact btw jango?

Guest converge241
Posted

"If you're clear and up front about your feelings, then you can probably lay it to her a few more times if she'll let you, but no more than that. "

 

i think she has too much feelings for "his friend" to just be an f-buddy hence the stalking. he doesnt want any dead rabbits (or nerf herders)

Guest JangoFett4Hire
Posted

I dunno who initiated contact, i'll have to ask boba... but i think boba's impairment may result in the loss of memory!!!!! :lol:

Guest converge241
Posted

is she good psycho or bad psycho?

 

good psycho can result in interesting fornication activities

 

bad psycho is a no no. Id have to quote a friend of mine

"get some help psycho bitch!"

Guest LooseCannon
Posted
"If you're clear and up front about your feelings, then you can probably lay it to her a few more times if she'll let you, but no more than that. "

 

i think she has too much feelings for "his friend" to just be an f-buddy hence the stalking. he doesnt want any dead rabbits (or nerf herders)

Yeah that's true. I guess I just glossed over the "semi-stalking" part in his post.

Guest converge241
Posted

hey I could be wrong I am just assuming myself about how bad the stalking is/how bad the mental state is until he answers

Guest JangoFett4Hire
Posted

I dunno, let's see- good or bad psycho

She heard that I was sick so she had a co worker of mine deliver me "herbal zen tea" to drink with a note demanding that i drink it (i didn't drink it, for fear of rophynols)

 

She asked me if i listened to a certain radio station and if i didnt, why the fuck not?

 

She normally sends 2-5 e-mails a day, regardless of me responding to any of them...

 

She likes Neil diamond

 

she talks way too much, especially about her silly job at the mental hospital (no jokes, please)

 

she gives good 'ead (ok, so thats not bad)

 

she falls in love with any dude taht gives her a second glance

 

she farts a lot in her sleep

 

methaphorically, her perfume/body lotion is put in in such abundance that it's SUFFOCATING!!!!

 

ninja face ====> :ph34r:

Guest LooseCannon
Posted

She sounds like she sucks, but I wouldn't really call her psycho.

Guest converge241
Posted

"She sounds like she sucks, but I wouldn't really call her psycho. "

 

lol

Guest JangoFett4Hire
Posted

Loosecannon is one funny mofo

 

lol@not a brown bag job on the other thread

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Dude just get head every once in a while, if you keep fucking her she'll think you really like her. If she allows it, use her as a last resort on those lonely nights.

 

BTW, your desription of her adds further credence to the age old adage, "Bitches be trippin."

Guest JangoFett4Hire
Posted

Someguy thanks you reminded about something else. She wanted me, i mean BobaFett4Rent to bring her to a Sox game @ Fenway!!!

That would have been the worst! Spending the whole night with her in Boston and then having to put up with her incessant babbling while taking in the greatest of games at it's holiest shrine... I might have offed myself in TW's red seat... uh, i mean that is what BF4R might have done... :unsure:

Guest LooseCannon
Posted

It seems her problem is that she's too clingy and she talks too much (I'm glossing over the herbal zen tea and the uh gas). That's an easy problem to deal with if you're man enough to stand up and tell her how it is, take it or leave it.

 

Try something like, "Girl, I know it's hard for you, but I need my space. When I want you, *I* will come find you. But until then, you need to back off. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy what we do together. But if you don't learn to shut your mouth, it's not going to be happening anymore. So just bide your time, and play your cards right toots, 'cause the next time the phone rings, it just might be me."

Guest JangoFett4Hire
Posted

i wish i had a pic of her... i'd put her in the Would You thread!

:lol:

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