Guest Spicy McHaggis Report post Posted July 23, 2002 http://www.realultimatepower.net/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted July 23, 2002 Holy shit, I about shit my pants. Here is a quote from the home page: "Testimonial: Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spicy McHaggis Report post Posted July 23, 2002 From the Community section: "Dear Stupid idiots, A lot of you have been signing my guest book and saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some “code of honor”, just because you read Ching Chong’s guide to ninjas and codes and stuff. Yeah right! You shouldn’t believe everything you read. If by “code of honor”, you mean “code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet”, then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads", then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. No thank you, Robert p.s. you are dummies" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted July 23, 2002 That was different. The picture of Mark in a dumpster was funny though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 23, 2002 Why do they have "Big Pimpin'" playing in the background? This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off. He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable. Damn funny site.. not the funniest, but funny indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted July 23, 2002 That was fucking hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
