Bank robbery in nieghboring town, captured in mine

[Guest undisputedjericho]

For a town about 2 miles in diameter, we sure get a lot of action, from a drug bust to a bomb threat to a 9/11 death to a teacher's suicide.

 

Bank robbery/standoff

 

Teacher suicide (Who I had freshman year and was our class of 2004 advisor)

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Woah, that's wild. Back where my girlfriend grew up this guy did the following.

 

* Arrive to work at Pizza Hut one morning.

 

* Drive a gold Buick to a bank across the street.

 

* Rob the place and drive off.

 

* Go back to work.

 

* Get arrested later that day at work.

 

Funny thing is this moron is engaged to one of my better half's childhood friends, and she's now knocked up.

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

Your better half?

[Guest Phr33k]

His better half = his girlfriend