Super Mario Bros.

[Guest Combat Apparatus]

Warp to World 9-6 by Benefit

 

It's 1986, I'm in the first grade

I'm working really hard to get Mario Laid

I gotta save the Princess do he can get the Pussy

Believe me Mario will get that ass so fuck Luigi

Mario really wants ti get her in bed

So bad that hes bustin up bricks with his head

He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells

jumping on little mushroom men and turtle shells

Droppin down green pipes, and secret passage ways

Makin his move to the end where the final castle lays

Eat a magic Mushroom, grow a little higher

Eat a White Flower and spit balls of fire

All these creatures that attack wont cut Mario slack

Oh shit, hold on, I'll be right back

(pause music from SMB 1 plays)

Im gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer

its gotta be hard to get laid if youre a plumber

thats why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man

and get him to the end so he can stop usin his hand

Mario doesnt wanna get hit--he'll shrink

the princess doesnt want to fuck a little kid--I think

so stay firm and attend to your own

and eventually the princess will attend to your bone

 

CHORUS: Save the Princess Quick

Because She wants a dick

And if you, set her free

you get the pussy

Save the Princess Quick

Because She wants a dick

And if you, set her free

you get the pussy

 

Bowser's tryin to get head right now from the princess

But if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instant

Cloud people throwin little spiked animals

Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals

I heard nobody got one in the princess's oven

And Mario always says: "Virgins I love em."

I hate the koopa troopas, so i'm gonna run up

and jump on the back of their shells until I get 1-up

I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna quit

cause some kid at school told me you could see the princess tits

I wanna beat it before any of my friends do

so I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu

at the end of each level, I jump and get the flag

and I say to myself another castle in the bag

I hope Bowser's ready cause he's in for a ride

and Mario's serious when it comes to Homicide

The Princess is a freak, even though she has class

Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass

I hate the cannons, that shit at you constantly

and I hate platforms that fall out from below me

It's all worthwhile just to see mario smile

Standin next to the princess buck naked profile

That's why it's my crusade, to get mario laid

Super Mario Brothers--Best Game ever made

 

CHORUS

 

(Death Music from SMB1)

 

Terrible Terrible Message

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Uh yeah.....

[Guest MrRant]

Christ

[Guest alfdogg]

First poster =

 

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Well, it worked, didn't it?

[Guest EQ]

I have this song on my computer