Guest Combat Apparatus Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Warp to World 9-6 by Benefit It's 1986, I'm in the first grade I'm working really hard to get Mario Laid I gotta save the Princess do he can get the Pussy Believe me Mario will get that ass so fuck Luigi Mario really wants ti get her in bed So bad that hes bustin up bricks with his head He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells jumping on little mushroom men and turtle shells Droppin down green pipes, and secret passage ways Makin his move to the end where the final castle lays Eat a magic Mushroom, grow a little higher Eat a White Flower and spit balls of fire All these creatures that attack wont cut Mario slack Oh shit, hold on, I'll be right back (pause music from SMB 1 plays) Im gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer its gotta be hard to get laid if youre a plumber thats why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man and get him to the end so he can stop usin his hand Mario doesnt wanna get hit--he'll shrink the princess doesnt want to fuck a little kid--I think so stay firm and attend to your own and eventually the princess will attend to your bone CHORUS: Save the Princess Quick Because She wants a dick And if you, set her free you get the pussy Save the Princess Quick Because She wants a dick And if you, set her free you get the pussy Bowser's tryin to get head right now from the princess But if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instant Cloud people throwin little spiked animals Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals I heard nobody got one in the princess's oven And Mario always says: "Virgins I love em." I hate the koopa troopas, so i'm gonna run up and jump on the back of their shells until I get 1-up I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna quit cause some kid at school told me you could see the princess tits I wanna beat it before any of my friends do so I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu at the end of each level, I jump and get the flag and I say to myself another castle in the bag I hope Bowser's ready cause he's in for a ride and Mario's serious when it comes to Homicide The Princess is a freak, even though she has class Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass I hate the cannons, that shit at you constantly and I hate platforms that fall out from below me It's all worthwhile just to see mario smile Standin next to the princess buck naked profile That's why it's my crusade, to get mario laid Super Mario Brothers--Best Game ever made CHORUS (Death Music from SMB1) Terrible Terrible Message Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Uh yeah..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest The Man in Blak Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Well, it worked, didn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted July 25, 2002 I have this song on my computer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
