Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Try and come up with ideas for angles or gimmick matches that would just be terrible. Here's mine. Vince McMahon is feuding w/ a wrestler again, lets say Chris Benoit. He costs him the world title and runs, so Benoit chases him. They both get in a car (seperate cars) and Benoit in his car chases Vince in his car. Benoit follows Vince to some unknown building and chases him some more, until someone, I'll say X-Pac, attacks him and throws him into some kind of room. It turns out, the 'room' was really the enterance to a space ship and Vince launches Chris Benoit into space! After a couple weeks, Benoit gets even by sending some new-found friends, 2 aliens (Eddie Guerrero and Chavo Guerrero Jr. in costumes) down to earth to wreak havoc on Vince McMahon. They'll probably wrestle X-Pac and someone in some kind of tag match. To finally put a stop to Benoit, Vince sends X-Pac up to have a match w/ Benoit. If X-Pac wins, Benoit has to stay up there and not send anymore aliens, and the ones he sent have to leave. If Benoit wins, Vince has to get the ship back to earth (he makes the deal after X-Pac is already there, or else Benoit would just attack X-Pac and get in HIS ship and go back home). But since they're in space, it's not just a regular match, it's a ZERO GRAVITY MATCH complete with little strings to make the wrestlers 'float' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AxelSmash Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Have Mae Young dance nekked for 2 hours. Nuff said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deadbeater Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Worse than calling Molly a fat ass? It's kind of hard. Oh yeah, have Stacey win the Women's title with her offense so terrible she makes Little Egypt from GLOW look like Manami Toyota. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Have an all-bisexual promotion, with half of the roster being men in the sort of shape XPW's Supreme is in, and the women being either like pre-surgery Chyna or as skinny as Francine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deadbeater Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Stuff like this makes me long for the days of Fuji Vice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Viscera d. Benoit @ 0:12 for WWE Undisputed Championship @ Mania 20. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deadbeater Report post Posted July 24, 2002 If Diesel defeated Bob Backlund in three seconds at the Garden, then it is sadly more credible. Aha, Ray Mysterio Jr. winning the Royal Rumble, only to unmask to reveal that Rey was really--no, not Molly, though that would be an all-time mark out--but Mae Young. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Vince Russo ordering a HHH vs. Scott Steiner "Steroids on a Pole" match, inside the WCW Triple Cage, which is on fire, and midgets are breakdancing around them. Empty Arena too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kid Kablam Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Vince Russo ordering a HHH vs. Scott Steiner "Steroids on a Pole" match, inside the WCW Triple Cage, which is on fire, and midgets are breakdancing around them. Empty Arena too. In the words of Fierro, "That would be money!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted July 24, 2002 I don't think they'd need the empty arena part of the gimmick for THAT... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Let me do some work here.. It starts off in the WWF in October 96. Suddenly, we see Giant Gonzalez come to the ring, he declares that they know who he is, but they don't know why he is here. A few weeks later, we see Mabel show up with Gonzalez. At the PPV, they powerbomb Todd Pettingil thru a table. At the next PPV: it's Fake Razor/Fake Diesel/Bodydonna Zip v. Giant/Mabel. Zip is KOed during the match. Then, the man who runs down to the ring is WWF champion Sid. Sid attacks the Fake Diesel and Razor. They declare themselves the "Giant World Order of Wrestling" at that show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Sidmania Runnin' Wild!!!! sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Singular Report post Posted July 24, 2002 The return of David Arquette Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 24, 2002 idea 1: william regal is fighting rob van dam for the IC title one night on raw. he gets him in the regal stretch in the middle of the ring, but rvd won't submit. so regal pulls rvd's singlet off and sticks his finger up his ass, attempting to milk the prostate. rvd fights for the ropes but it's no good, as regal makes him ejaculate, then pins him for the 3 count while he's recovering from the orgasm. he calls his new finisher the union jackoff, and goes on a 7-month run with the title. he loses it to bubba ray dudley when dudley ejaculates in his face, temporarily blinding him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Drury37 Report post Posted July 24, 2002 Alright,how about a tag team match between Shawn Mooney and Todd Pettengil Vs.Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly.Another one would be the return of Henry Godwinn and he has a Hog Pen match against Chris Nowinski Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Karnage Report post Posted July 24, 2002 This is kinda lame... Bischoff fires RVD for some unknown reason. RVD goes to Smackdown, but Steph doesn't hire him. So about a week or two later of no RVD, Raw and Smackdown show vignettes of him going to the welfare office, cashing in his cheques at the bank and his day to day life. When the cameraman asks something, He does his trademark thumb thing and calls himself Mr. Wednesday Morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 25, 2002 How bout this, make Benoit have an amnesia angle where he begins dressing up as all the other wrestlers trying to find himself, even doing diva shoots and bikini matches, and the blowoff angle, he gets into a feud with the long anticipated return of viscera, where it is used to only reveal that benoit is just in depression because naked mideon broke up with him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted July 25, 2002 I'd say godthedog and Ravenbomb are in the lead so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted July 25, 2002 A heel stable who attempt to send a babyface into unconsciousness with a dart gun, but due to said babyface stopping to tie his shoelaces at the exact moment the leader of the stable is distracting him so the other heel can shoot him in the ass (minds out of the gutter) the heel gets shot and they have to wrestle the scheduled tag match with the face and his partner using much of the humour from weekend at bernies with the tranquilized guy standing on the apron wearing goggles all the time then accidently getting tagged in when the faces shove his partner into him. This would result in all kinds of hilarity, as the heel's partner would have to try and get himself tagged in again whilst the faces play to the crowd by pretending to fight the unconscious guy. Somehow it would end with the unconscious guy getting the pin due to interference, i would assume. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 25, 2002 idea 2: the federation creates a bra & panties title. all is well and good, until the big show comes along and wins the title. he remains unbeaten for the title for the rest of his career, but it isn't because he's stronger than his opponents: it's because he wrestles completely naked, so that his opponent can never strip him down to a bra & panties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted July 25, 2002 I'd bring in Tommy Fiero as the GM of Smackdown and Steph would be his lady servant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted July 25, 2002 WINNER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Metal Maniac Report post Posted July 25, 2002 Bad ideas? Hmmm.... How about taking two guys with a great backstory and putting them into the main event of 'Mania for the world title. BUT, rather the focusing on their backstory, you have them do dumb skits revolving around a dog and.... Oh wait... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted July 25, 2002 RATINGS BABY YEAH!!! Have this: Shane marries Steph and fued with Triple H. Steph finds out she is knocked up but doesn't know if its Shane or Trips. 9 months of fueding later the kid is born. The kid comes out to be black. Booker runs into the hospital to yell can you dig it. Trips and Shane have their blow off match that night, Booker comes over the titantron to yell "SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!". And fueds with Shane over knocking up Steph. Steph turns on shane and joins booker T. Steph then goes on a screaming rampage about Trips and Shane while booker just endlessly does the spinoroonie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Steviekick Report post Posted July 25, 2002 Stephanie McMahon realizes that all the WWE programming is horrible and declining and ratings...her answer...HER TO BE IN EVERY SEGMENT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted July 25, 2002 Have Stephanie make a speech every Raw. Beat that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted July 25, 2002 have Steph and the Hardyz do dueling promo's every Raw and Smackdown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deadbeater Report post Posted July 26, 2002 Trish does a comedy routine. Only Jerry finds it funny. Almost ruins her career. Oops they did that. WCW, ECW and WWF in a three way dance of death for control, only to have the Alliance be filled with current WWF stars who then job to The Rock in the blowoff match. Hmm, they did that too. The most talented woman wrestler in the organization gets fired on national TV. She begs on her knees for her job back in front of the booker, who then assumes the sodomy position on the virginal wrestler. Wait, they did that too. It's so hard. Oh I get it. The WWE rules that nobody in the organization can do moves that HHH can't do. Wait a minute... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted July 26, 2002 all of the wrestlers start to change their names to initials because HHH HBK RVD are so popular Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lomasmoney Report post Posted July 26, 2002 Vince McMahon reveals that he is homosexual and starts an ejaculate on my ass club. The members of the club all get sustained pushes no matter how over they actually are. The catch is that you have to do it in less than a minute with the camera catching the orgasm face. Then a special panel of judges, Pat Patterson, Stephanie McMahon, and Jeff Hardy judges the cumshot for its speed of exit from the penis, its consistency(sp) and thickness, and the stickiness it leaves on vince' ass. Then the orgasm face and subsequent sounds are judged as well. This would get over so huge with the fans that live alternative lifestyles, that the WWE will market t-shirts that read "Vince's ejaculate on my ass club"(front) , and "I just jizzed on your ass"(back) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
