Post Count Inflation

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I *was* the One And Only M Nyland...

 

 

I wish to have that name deleted and my post count inflated up to Nyland's state...

 

and I would like to request that my subname be: Another Face In A Red Jumpsuit

 

 

 

I hope that isn't too much trouble...

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

damn.. and right when I was about to start the 'was M Nyland banned' thread too!

[Guest BX-#general]

Wow, people can do this? Okay, then I respectfully ask that 759 posts be added to my count. Thats the posts I had at the original Smarkboard. Thank you.

[Guest Daredevil21]

It's just a stupid number, bro. These people who claim that they don't care about post counts are often just lying, cause I seem to see a lot of people trying to get a shitload of posts, just so their number "looks better." It's just a number, guys. You can post all the shit you want. Posting more of it doesn't make it excusable. This backs up the theory that at Smarks Board, post counts = credibility.

[Guest Flyboy]

This backs up the theory that at Smarks Board, post counts = credibility.

That's not true because I usually don't have a lot of credibility.

[Guest BX-#general]

But I thought my dick got bigger with a lot of posts?

[Guest J*ingus]

I'm still waiting for that to happen, but a couple of new hairs did sprout.

[Guest Retro Rob]

Trust me guys. It happens. You just have to break 2,000. My life has greatly improved in last week.

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

Can somebody make my post count 3189?

[Guest B-X]

I've been banned! No, but thanks Dames.

[Guest treble charged]

::Goes to start a "Why did BX-#general get banned?" thread in NHB::

[Guest Flyboy]

Trust me guys. It happens. You just have to break 2,000. My life has greatly improved in last week.

That would mean I'm in excellent shape!