Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted July 25, 2002 Now.. in NWA/TNA land.. K Kwik is now called 'Truth'. The problem... I have an e-fed guy who is called 'The Truth'. K-Krush's gimmick involves claiming that he is being held down. Truth (my guy)'s gimmick involves claiming that he is being held down. Let me give you a sample of 'The Truth'. It's one hell of a coincidence, eh? notes: Tom Stone is the owner of the fed in question, Informer, Vic Canon and Eddie Sensation are the commentators. ----- [We go to an migrant farmer's field that is abandoned. We see Truth walking amongst the ruins in his usual attire.] Truth - Some try to thrive, time after time, to only give it up and give in to death. They are betrayed by their employers. On this very field, thousands came and got paid in change for what they did. [Truth snarls and kicks up dirt] Truth - I don't treat it as unique, we know that millions of dollars are still owed from companies to the Black African slaves that provided labor for them. [Truth cracks his knuckles] Truth - But you can either give up and die or you can fight. That's what the relatives of those former slaves are doing. They will fight for the money that is theirs. They will fight the ignorant jackasses who claim that they should have sued 130 years ago, either not knowing that they couldn't win a suit like that back then or knowing that and hoping they believe it. [Truth kicks some of the dirt.] Truth - That's what Big Business and Uncle Sam need, they need ignorance. Ignorance sends our boys into wars with a hatred of the other guy's soldiers. Ignorance is also what Tom Stone spreads. His contract offering to me was the biggest shafting of the Mexicans since the treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. You know that treaty, don't you esse? It ended what you call the Mexican War and what we call 'the war of American Aggression'. It amuses me when those chide me for not screwing myself when I signed that deal, it either makes you ignorant or wanting to see me hurt. [Truth smirks a bit.] Truth - Stone's deadly ignorance spread to some of his mouthpieces. Informer seems cordial and wanting to lure me in, but he dreads what I say. Vic Canon seems to see myself as a problem with my blasphemy, Vic would be the Goebbels part of the EWA Propaganda squad. [Truth ponders for a moment.] Truth - Speaking of Nazi gasbags, that brings me to the other announcer, the proud graduate of the Mississippi State School of Broadcasting, Eddie Sensation. Eddie seems to think he's still in some 50s world where he could get away with calling Mexicans illiterate. He's wrong, because one day his words will provide the dirt and crap to bury him deep in the ground. [Truth shakes his head a bit.] Truth - And now, much like the people who once farmed this land, I have been assigned to a match on Tuesday in Canada. They had to go from farm to farm looking for some money in desperation. I don't go from match to match in desperation, I don't go with a whip from the Marlboro man. I go because I feel like it. My opponent for this Tuesday is one other than an Immigrant to the EWA, Jay Schettino. Not just any Jay Schettino, "Big Money" Jay Schettino. [Truth smirks again.] Truth - It's only apprioriate that the next mercenary Tom Stone will pay to take me out is named 'Big Money'. I've already defeated a coconut and now I get to defeat a man thinking he is worth a million bucks. Schettino, you seem to think that you're the next big thing in the EWA. You seem to have that belief. Yet, you are blind to the fact that you are being held back by not just your own arrogance, but by the main event forces led by the people like Tom Stone and Ethan Tyler, systematically undercutting most talent and letting the talent that can be chopped down easy up. For it is easier to chop down new tree than a redwood. You may finally get some recongition if you take me out. You will probably get congratulatory messeges from Stone, Sensation, Vic Goebbels and all those against me. [Truth lays back for a moment.] Truth - Don't think I haven't seen your work.. I saw how you beat the esteemed Flex Kavana with the difficulty of the USA rolling over that military powerhouse Yugoslavia. Also, realize that money doesn't buy me, you can make an insulting offer or two for a few hundred dollars, but when the smoke clears, I will still be facing you. I don't fear your mouth, your comical money truck or anything about you. [Truth laughs a bit.] Truth - But, don't expect the road to victory to be easy, don't expect to railroad the Truth, for you see I am fighting against the 500 years of Repression that has been laid on my people and you are merely in the way. You represent all the evils of money and banking that have repressed us. Your abuses of money while millions starve in Central America sickens anybody with a soul. I am sickened by your hollow displays of elitism. I am sickened by your delusion. Your insistance in thinking that your money makes you somebody. You are just a nobody with some money. You are bankrupt inside.. so you seek to try to take everybody down that road symbolically. You are merely in the way of my juggernaut, the juggernaut that will roll all the way to Any Means Nessessary. A juggernaut that is myself. Jay Schettino, Remember these words, it'd be very wise to learn from them, MAY THE TRUTH SET YOU FREE [Truth smirks and lifts a fist as we fade to black and one last logo is seen over the screen.] ------- My note to TNA: you can use my material, if you send me checks. Otherwise, then you'll be pissing me off. another note: if the 'may the Truth set you free' phrase is used, I will be even more pissed. Damnit! Damnit! I just have a good reason to dislike K-Kwik now. It's not just everyday that an e-fed name and gimmick you used is being brought into some other fed. *snaps* so... this is the reason why I will hate K-Kwik. Thank you. May the truth set you free.. may it also tell you to drop the "Truth" name forever and leave it to the "Malcolm X of the EWA", me. maybe I can just blame this on Vince Russo.. bleh.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted July 25, 2002 yeah...but K-Krush rocks. Blame Russo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted July 25, 2002 He may rock.. but that doesn't mean I won't forgive the name switch. Or even acknowledge him as "Truth". He's lucky that I'm not saying "K-Kwik" all the time. As for Russo... well, Tom Stone is the EWA owner, and a midget named Tom Stone appeared in TNA. It's too damn coincidental for me. Bastards.. *shakes fist* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted July 27, 2002 <~~~~Retiring from e-feds in 3 days... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hitman Jebus Report post Posted July 27, 2002 My note to TNA: you can use my material, if you send me checks. Otherwise, then you'll be pissing me off. another note: if the 'may the Truth set you free' phrase is used, I will be even more pissed. Did you read Jeremy Borash's NWATNA report/column? "May the Truth set you free" is one of the 3 catch phrases they're considering for Truth/K-Krush... "The Truth Hurts" (Kurt Angle's short-lived catchphrase) and another one which I forget... read the column at nwatna.con...and get really pissed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted July 27, 2002 Whatever...Whatever... K-Kwick, Krush, Truth owns you all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prince Paul Report post Posted July 27, 2002 Go get em LensarLunatic!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted July 28, 2002 My note to TNA: you can use my material, if you send me checks. Otherwise, then you'll be pissing me off. another note: if the 'may the Truth set you free' phrase is used, I will be even more pissed. Did you read Jeremy Borash's NWATNA report/column? "May the Truth set you free" is one of the 3 catch phrases they're considering for Truth/K-Krush... "The Truth Hurts" (Kurt Angle's short-lived catchphrase) and another one which I forget... read the column at nwatna.con...and get really pissed! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIEDIEDIEDIE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted July 29, 2002 Maybe Russo and the guy who owns your e-fed are the same person. That way, he can test out new ideas on the e-fed, and if they work out, or if someone else in the fed like yourself has a good idea, because it wouldn't be copyrighted because it's in an e-fed, he can easily use it. Think about it, it makes perfectly logical sense... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
