The One and Only Smackdown! July 24, 2002 Thread

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

This show is becoming too Steph-centric.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Oh...My...God...

 

When Edge said "I am Smackdown through and through", they played the most fake canned heat EVER.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

"why are YOU going to the production truck"?

 

To see HHH silly.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Edge needs to move. He's blocking the "heat" button...

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Niced canned heat during the Edge On SmackDown thing

 

EDIT: Nevermortal noticed it too...

[Guest Kingpk]

Wow, how pointless was that. Can't Edge just say "I'm gonna kick his ass in the cage tonight"?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

YES! SUMMERSLAM PROMISES TRISH SERVING ICE CREAM!

 

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

 

well.. it better.

[Guest Nevermortal]

How come these PPV hype packages never hype the wrestling, just silly crap?

[Guest Army Eye]

How come these PPV hype packages never hype the wrestling, just silly crap?

another facet of WWE that has become more and more like WCW. WCW's ppv commercials also used to be very vague and not really reference any matches

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

How come these PPV hype packages never hype the wrestling, just silly crap?

When your proposed top matches include a movie star, a rookie, the owner, a 50 year old and a cripple fighting another cripple...

 

It's BETTER to focus on the silly crap.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

OMG!!!

 

RIKISHI!!!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Not just Rikishi. Rikishi vs. Albert.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

My clock says it's 7:33. The countdown says about an hour and 28 left. That would put the match past 9pm central.

[Guest GenerationNever]

I say it's Eric Angle.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

FAKE FAKE heat for Albert's entrance.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

OMG! Where's Kurt? It's like he's camouflaged or something...

[Guest Kingpk]

Lloyd: "Eric Bischoff was seen at the Indianapolis Airport. You can draw your own conclusions."

 

Um, he was catching a flight?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

OMG!!!

 

RIKISHI AND ALBERT!!!

 

SCREW BENOIT VS. RVD!!!

 

DREAM MATCH!!!!!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Rikishi vs. Albert?

 

Truly a match that will stop time and space.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Rikishi v. Albert!

 

finally Smackdown gets down to the good matches.

 

but.. Albert needs new tights. Maybe he can get the 'King Kong Bundy' gimmick. Hehe

[Guest Kingpk]

Damn, Albert needs a bikini wax BADLY.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Albert's been jobbing on Velocity to like everyone lately. Why does he get to fight on Smackdown?

 

Buffybeast must've snuck that one in.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Just why *do* grown men pop for a fat man rubbing his ass on another hairy man's face?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

DAMMIT!!!

 

Rikishi wins this round!

 

But Albert will be back!!!!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

don't you have to be in the ring to make a three count?

 

anyways.. Rikishi has won the Velocity title from Albert.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Rikishi v. Albert!

 

finally Smackdown gets down to the good matches.

 

but.. Albert needs new tights. Maybe he can get the 'King Kong Bundy' gimmick. Hehe

A fat guy in a broken black condom?

[Guest Kingpk]

Screw it, Rikishi v. Albert will HEADLINE Wrestlemania 19, DAMMIT.

[Guest GenerationNever]

CELLPHONES~!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Technically, shouldn't the stinkface be illegal?

 

I mean, the Tarantula is.

 

Rikishi uses the ropes for leverage for the stinkface.

 

Ban the Stinkface!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

The lameness of this show is not lost on me.