The One and Only Smackdown! July 24, 2002 Thread

[Guest Kingpk]

Canned heat for Cena.

 

Worst promo ever.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Who the hell wrote that promo for Cena? That was baaaaaaad.

 

Oh, thank goodness, I was having Steph withdrawal.

[Guest Flyboy]

Jericho's not watching the show! He's listening to a CD Player!!

 

DEPUSH HIM, HHH!

[Guest CanadianChick]

Bitchslap~!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Wait, Jericho's not in Fozzy, that's Moongoose McQueen, you son of a bitch!

[Guest Kingpk]

REY~!!!! BRING ON THE LUCHA!!

[Guest CanadianChris]

REY~!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

YES!

 

THEY'VE CLONED REY MISTERIO JR!

 

oh.. wait.. a mirror

[Guest Flyboy]

I swear Rey looks so white with those contacts..

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Yeah, but who else has made fun of tests teeth before?

[Guest CanadianChick]

Cole needs to know his band leaders, goddammit!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Full back tatoos seem to be all the rage these days. Brock, Bautista, Rey.

[Guest Nevermortal]

REY~!~!~!~!~!~!~!

 

MULTIPLE TILDAES AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!

[Guest CanadianChick]

Go Rey!!

[Guest Flyboy]

Oh... I'm late...

 

REY~!

[Guest CanadianChris]

"Canadian woodchucks?" Why didn't Cena just go for the obvious beaver joke?

 

That boy ain't right.

[Guest GenerationNever]

I disagree...

I'M STILL RIGHT~!

[Guest El Satanico]

I swear Rey looks so white with those contacts..

Actually they make him look like a lizard.

[Guest Flyboy]

That boy ain't right.

But, he has RUTHLESS AGRESSION~!

[Guest TheHulkster]

Man, Cena had that "I'm going to beat your fucking ass you stupid bitch" look after he got hit by Test. If you've ever legitimately slapped or been slapped by another person across the face, you know what i'm talking about. Your face gets all red, tears fill up your eyes, and you're trying your best to make sure the next move you make isn't a violent one, and often times it is. Unless it's by a woman, then it is really hard to chill out. (I'm sorry, I just have been there before and know the look and the feeling. It hit close to home.)

[Guest Flyboy]

REY! REY! REY! REY!

[Guest CanadianChris]

Jericho's getting delusional. Now he thinks he's Moongoose McQueen.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

'Mexican drum music' brings out Chavito!

[Guest Nevermortal]

BRING BACK PEPE~!

[Guest El Satanico]

"Canadian woodchucks?" Why didn't Cena just go for the obvious beaver joke?

 

That boy ain't right.

Well anyone can say Beaver so i'm glad to hear him say woodchucks

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

must...devote...full...attention...to...match............

[Guest Flyboy]

Man, Cena had that "I'm going to beat your fucking ass you stupid bitch" look after he got hit by Test. If you've ever legitimately slapped or been slapped by another person across the face, you know what i'm talking about. Your face gets all red, tears fill up your eyes, and you're trying your best to make sure the next move you make isn't a violent one, and often times it is. Unless it's by a woman, then it is really hard to chill out. (I'm sorry, I just have been there before and know the look and the feeling. It hit close to home.)

I know what you mean...

[Guest Nevermortal]

OMG REY RULES!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

HOLY SHIT!

[Guest Kingpk]

SWANK entrance!