SJL Wrath Card, Tuesday July 30th

[Guest Suicide King]

SJL Wrath Card, Tuesday July 30th

Due Date: 3pm EST Tuesday

Arena: The Godzilla Dome on Monster Island!

Send to: Edwin beeyotches! All goes to him!

 

 

 

Singles Match

Cutthroat vs. Dark Scorpion

- A n00b you say? Well, that means the standard welcoming match!

- Match Description: All DQ’s and count-outs apply.

- Word Limit: 3000

- Send to Longdogger_Pete

 

Window Pain Singles Match!

MVS vs. John Cougar

-Who’s John Cougar you say? Weren’t you paying attention on Metal? Anyway these two men went at it hammer and tongs in the European Contendership free-for-all, and we’re gonna let them get their frustrations out with a JL staple match first pioneered by Frost!

Match Description- No DQ, no count-outs. The only way to win is by putting your opponent through a pane of glass. The panes are left at ringside and are roughly the size of the surface of a standard wrestling table. They do have legs so that you can set them up in much the same fashion as well. This match will almost certainly be bloody, but great things may await the winner!

-Word Limit: 4000

Send to Suicide King

 

TV Title Triple Threat Elimination Match

Fugue vs. Kamikaze vs. Thor (el champo)

- Fugue won the chance on Metal, and what a chance it is! Kamikaze has shown the stuff necessary to tangle with the big boys, so here’s his chance. This is the first match of the large Nordic man’s double duty tonight, so let’s hope he knows what’s good for him. Thor… write one match or both, up to you. I’d recommend picking one belt and going for it.

- Match Description: Elimination, standard rules.

- Word Limit: 5000

- Send to TheBostonStrangler

 

European Title Singles Match

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Thor

Special Referee: Matt Meyers

- T-Bone has been stripped of the belt after soliciting an undercover cop for sexual favors. Now the two number one contenders go at it. Can Thor become a double champ, or will Hollywood conquer Valhalla? Add the returning Matt Meyers of the sWo to the mix in the form of a special guest referee, and the stage is for fun! No, wait, I meant evil. Well, whichever.

And that's right, Thor gets absolutely no rest between the matches except for a single commercial break! Isn't he lucky!

Meyers may write a match if he so chooses.

- Match Description: Normal DQ/count-out rules in effect.

- Word Limit: 5500

- Send to HVilleThugg

 

World Title Number One Contenders Singles Match

“The Franchise” Mak Francis vs. Insane Luchador

-Francis came within inches of the World title on Metal, and he’s not gonna let it out of his sights now! Standing in his way is a returning Insane Luchador, who seems to be on the verge of some sort of breakdown. What happens when these two forces meet?

-Standard rules apply, chill’uns.

-Word Limit: 5500

-Send to Edwin MacPhisto

 

MAIN EVENT

World Title Submission Match

C.I.A. (the big cheese and resident belt boy) vs. Silent

- Here’s a doozy of a first title defense for ya. Newly crowned champ CIA faces the first and possibly greatest hurdle of his reign as he takes on Silent fresh after a cage match! And to top it all off the only way to win is to make your opponent tap out or pass out!

- Match Description: No DQs or countouts. Losers must tapout or be unable to respond to the three count query.

- Word Limit: 6000

- Send to Suicide King

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Woo! That's a doozy of a card.

 

And yes, I did just say "doozy" in a sentence.

 

Good stuff, King.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Pretty sure the TV title is getting retired after this show.

 

And, also: I'll update you soon, but I think I may not be able to post this show. I mean, I might, but I'm going to be in Atlanta on Monday and Tuesday, and not sure when I'll be back.

 

Y'all'll know soon, though.

[Guest Ironman]

Um. I thought the TV title was being ditched. Well we did get a few n00bs so who knows?

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

I can post it if necessary, Edwin. I'm on vacation from work this week.

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

Question. Can I write a match for I am the guest referee...or can it only be Thor and Spike?

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

The Godzilla Dome, on Monster Island? WTF!?

[Guest Suicide King]

Sure, write a match Meyers. Just make sure that one of the two participants in it wins.

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

The Godzilla Dome, on Monster Island? WTF!?

Yes, the Godzilla Dome. Haven't you been there? Everyone's been there!

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

WTF!?

[Guest Renegade]

WTF!?

Shut up.

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

no

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Cutthroat. In a post on another forum, it was said that high post counts mean credibility. This is true for people who make credible posts. Your posts are credible... credible fodder for people who want to learn how to look like a complete dumbass. Congratulations. Now shut the fuck up.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

And, bitchin' card. Window pain = the shit.

[Guest Kibagami]

MUUUWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Ahem.

 

Nice card.

 

S.

[Guest BigTim2002]

I did NOT solicit a cop for sexual favors...it was for pot...

 

C'mon! Anyways...kick ass card...and WINDOW PAIN MATCH=RATINGS~!

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Oh, and a thought: Thoth can't mark the main event. He ain't here. Won't be back till the 31st, I think.

[Guest kelloggs]

Great card King six matches and people not even writing. JL in a lull HA I say!

 

And this match between me and IL has some good backstory. (Y) at backstory.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Uh... I could mark the main event too, if necessary. Especially if I were posting Wrath... which I could also do, if necessary...

 

Are you seeing a pattern here?

[Guest Ironman]

Do you really want Doggah to mark again? Did you not see the obvious injustice he was part of last time? Will this cycle never end?!?!?!

[Guest ScorpionDanceofDeath]

Just look at that face. How could Doggah do anyone injustice?

[Guest midnight_burn]

Nice card there, several sure to be tasty matches, particularly the main event.

[Guest Suicide King]

I'll mark the main event. Now let's just figure out who's posting the show.

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

Note the changed stats. I've gone back to Matt Myers, because...well...Poisyn sucked.

[Guest Suicide King]

But Poisyn was Matt Myers..

 

Oh. I get what you're saying.

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

Man, save some promos for the show people!

[Guest Kibagami]

Shut up, clod.

 

S.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Yo JLCC.

 

I just got back from two days of fun/nightmarish road trip, and I'm frickin' exhausted.

 

If anyone wants to step up and post the show/make the next card, tell me. I've got something like 16 PMs from various people, and I'm too gone to do much.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

It's agreed, guys, for those wondering, Edwin will be posting the show tonight, and I'll be making the Metal card.