What would it take...

[Guest The Czech Republic]

A dream sequence. If it ever turns out that something was all a dream, then that's it for wrestling. It's all over.

 

Though what if the screen did the glossy dream-dissolve, and suddenly Vince woke up in bed mumbling "Eric, Eric, no", and it was only 1992? Montreal, Stone Cold's rise and fall, Brock Lesnar, and buying WCW were all just a bad dream. Then Linda turns and says "Go back to bed, Vince." Then he turns on the TV and a Repo Man match is on.

 

Then wrestling is over, and can never rebound.

 

RAW is NEWHART.

[Guest Dark Fusion]

wow dude,

thats deep......i kinda get what your sayin there....

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

A dream sequence. If it ever turns out that something was all a dream, then that's it for wrestling. It's all over.

 

Though what if the screen did the glossy dream-dissolve, and suddenly Vince woke up in bed mumbling "Eric, Eric, no", and it was only 1992? Montreal, Stone Cold's rise and fall, Brock Lesnar, and buying WCW were all just a bad dream. Then Linda turns and says "Go back to bed, Vince." Then he turns on the TV and a Repo Man match is on.

 

Then wrestling is over, and can never rebound.

 

RAW is NEWHART.

Maybe if it was one of those future prediction dreams, he could warn HBK and Taker about that back drop onto the casket? And Owen Hart of Austins piledriver, and... the obvious after mentioning the late Black Hart. Oh, and remind him to tell WCW that everything they did was WONDERFUL work.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

what would it take to kill wwe? a well placed lawsuit to the groin. A BIG one.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Big Bossman as World Champ.

[Guest Prince Paul]

Big Bossman as World Champ.

We already had Big Show as World Champ. And THAT didn't kill them.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

We already had Big Show as World Champ. And THAT didn't kill them.

Yeah, but the Big Show still had a little heat at that time.

 

It was next month, at Armageddon, where the Bossman actually got a title shot, where they getting near the brink of destruction.

[Guest PB-13]

what would it take to kill wwe? a well placed lawsuit to the groin. A BIG one.

Cool, could someone get to work on that then?

 

(j/k, they're doing better lately, but their track record since last year's Mania doesn't have me too optimistic...)

[Guest saturnmark4life]

what would it take to kill wwe? a well placed lawsuit to the groin. A BIG one.

Cool, could someone get to work on that then?

 

(j/k, they're doing better lately, but their track record since last year's Mania doesn't have me too optimistic...)

I'm gonna get vince to beat me up and SUE HIS ASS!

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Vince has already proven that he is above the law. A lawsuit isn't going to do it.

[Guest Trivia247]

They Pump up the backstage and mic work segments so that it completely dominates the shows and just have 2 shows starting and finishing,

 

and if the Commentators just Totally SHILL the Main Events and completely ignore the matches in front of them...

 

and if... everytime the Camera is a On a McMahon must be on.

 

And If...Vince doesnt get out of his Depression over losing Austin

 

and if....They Hire Goldberg..that piece o Crap

 

and if Vince tries to Make another XFL this time maybe in Baseball of Basketball. Or revamp the World Body Bulding Federation

 

then maybe the WWE would DIE!

 

 

the only thing that can save them..

 

is the Man

 

One Man

 

The Only man

 

Thats right....

 

HAKU!!!!

 

HAKU MANIA RUNNING WILD!

[Guest Nevermortal]

The entire locker room dying in ironic deaths....

 

IE: Austin choking to death on a non-alcoholic beer tab...

 

HHH falling through an actual glass ceiling...

 

Kevin Nash's quad flying through his leg, with a mind of its, destroying the Kliq...

 

The Bossman boring himself to death...

 

Test's teeth turning backwards and chomping his own throat...

[Guest the 1inch punch]

We already had Big Show as World Champ.  And THAT didn't kill them.

Yeah, but the Big Show still had a little heat at that time.

 

It was next month, at Armageddon, where the Bossman actually got a title shot, where they getting near the brink of destruction.

At least they were smart enough to not have that as the main, or even promote it, at all

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

What would it take?

 

This monday on RAW, Bischoff defeats the Rock cleanly in 10 seconds.

 

Summerslam, Bischoff defeats Lesnar

 

Survivor Series, for the WWE title, RAW and Smackdown, Bischoff v. Stephanie

[Guest I Hate Radio Shack]

Vince suddenly dying and Stephanie taking over....

[Guest Ravenbomb]

what would it take?

Roger Waters, World Champ.

 

Vince deciding that wrestling IS an artform and, much like he used the ECW style, adopts the style of the federation (I can't think of it's name) that has Ken The Box in it

 

having a months worth of Raw's where the matches only consisted of guys trading kicks to the groin

 

Viscera vs. Big Show vs. Rikishi vs. Goldust in a naked thumbtack dog collor match main eventing at wrestlemania

 

and the main part of my incideous plo- I mean, the main part of my incideous plot...

 

during a Raw match, both the wrestlers just stop and walk to the back. none of the wrestlers are going out to have their matches, and any interviews are militant rants about they've taken a shot in the mouth from Patterson for the last time, and all the wrestlers quit, leaving it 4 hours a week of triple H cutting promos about how all the other wrestlers quit because they weren't in his league whilst the announcers agree and hang on every word he says, until the music hits, the fan goes nuts and none other than The Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent, walks down to the ring, CRACKS a guitar, an electric one, over HHH's head and pins him for the Undisputed WWE World HHHeavyweight championship, and the next day wakes up in a strange hotel room next to Elizabeth Hurly with a terrible hangover and not remembering why he has a 'big shiny belt' in his bag.

 

 

that could do it

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Three words

Brock Face Push

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

It would take some of the craziest booking decisions EVER........

 

I mean things that would make Vince Russo puke with disgust...

[Guest NazMistry]

It would take some of the craziest booking decisions EVER........

 

I mean things that would make Vince Russo puke with disgust...

If it's crazy booking you want ot destroy the WWE, I think old Ole is the quickest and must mind numbing way...

[Guest Kid Kablam]

The Black Scorpion angle Part II!

[Guest XdojimeX]

Vince eventually croaking would be the easiest answer. Once his heir apparents take over it's all downhill from there.

[Guest PB-13]

Vince eventually croaking would be the easiest answer.

Okay, then could someone get to work on THAT then? Err...that sounded bad...

[Guest DJ Jeff]

The only way that the WWE will die is if something really, really crazy happens that destroys the WWE forever. One thing that pops in my mind is Vince McMahon suddenly deciding that he doesn't want to own a big wrestling federation, thus, he decides to just tell the writers that at a certain PPV, most likely Wrestlemania, the WWE will air for the final time. That's the only way I can see the WWE dying forever.

[Guest Brian]

No, I disagree with Vince dying. there's enough braintrusts currently working for him plus his kids who have a good amount of experience to run the thing in his absense.

[Guest nl5xsk1]

during a Raw match, both the wrestlers just stop and walk to the back. none of the wrestlers are going out to have their matches, and any interviews are militant rants about they've taken a shot in the mouth from Patterson for the last time, and all the wrestlers quit, leaving it 4 hours a week of triple H cutting promos about how all the other wrestlers quit because they weren't in his league whilst the announcers agree and hang on every word he says, until the music hits, the fan goes nuts and none other than The Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent, walks down to the ring, CRACKS a guitar, an electric one, over HHH's head and pins him for the Undisputed WWE World HHHeavyweight championship, and the next day wakes up in a strange hotel room next to Elizabeth Hurly with a terrible hangover and not remembering why he has a 'big shiny belt' in his bag.

I don't think the Nuge drinks or does drugs ... the thrill of the kill is the only buzz he needs. And Ted Nugent as the champ doesn't sound too much worse than another gripping HHH reign.

 

I do have a funny Ted Nugent story, though. A friend of mine was a bell boy in a hotel, and after carrying Ted's bags to his rooms he did a "where's my tip" type of move, and Ted just did some air guitar wiggling of his fingers like he was wailing away and told my friend to "Keep on Rockin'!". Nice tip, Ted.

[Guest notJames]

The resurgence of Rollerball!!!!!!!!!!!!!