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Which teams aren't active?

I guess only two:

 

Power&Glory (last activity: August 7)

Bama Roughnecks (last activity: September 1)

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Im depressed. The Skins got killed.

 

All four of my fantasy teams lost, and Im going to be in last place in this one. It doesn't look too good for next week, with half of my players on BYE week. Depressing..

 

Packers might be minus RB Green against Lions  

Sept. 16, 2002

SportsLine.com wire reports      

 

GREEN BAY, Wis. -- Green Bay offensive lineman Mark Tauscher will be out up to eight weeks with a knee injury and Ahman Green, the NFC's leading rusher, could also miss the Packers' game Sunday at Detroit.

 

Tauscher partially tore a ligament in his right knee in Sunday's loss at New Orleans. Tauscher, who could have arthroscopic surgery Tuesday, will be replaced at right tackle by Earl Dotson.

 

Green, who has 236 yards rushing this season, strained his quad tendon and his knee flared up during the loss to the Saints.

 

Packers coach Mike Sherman said Monday he was unsure if Green could play against the Lions, and if he can't, Rondell Mealey will make his first NFL start.

 

The Packers are confident Dotson, who started at right tackle from 1995-99, can be a competent replacement for Tauscher.

 

The question is whether Dotson's chronically injured back can hold up.

 

"That is a concern," Sherman said. "He came out of this game good and that's all I can judge it by. We have to be careful what we ask him to do in practice."

 

With center Frank Winters already playing for Mike Flanagan (broken thumb), Dotson is the line's most-experienced backup.

 

"I was told I would be an insurance policy and I guess it's time to cash it in," Dotson said.

 

AP NEWS

The Associated Press News Service

 

Hmm, so Mealy starts against the Detroit Lions. I think I just got a break.

I mean, Green Bay wouldn't be stupid enough to start Ahman Green in a sure to be easily won game over the Lions, and risk further injury, would they?

Posted

You gotta be kidding me. I lost by 0.71. Damn! At least I'm the top 1-1 team right now.

Guest razazteca
Posted

well that sucks, week 3 your against me and I am sure the score is not going to be that close. Fighting Crackers vs Texano Rudos

 

in a desperate move I picked up Gus Furrote, and would mark out if he threw a TD to TJ Housealkjdfal. It could be close as it is a bad week for me, being without the QB demigod Gannon, and it looks like the injury bug hit you but really did you expect Curtis Martin to produce? If it is close you might win by your QB or I could win by the foot of the kicker and Giant Defense.

Guest converge241
Posted

boy are we all psyched about the beginning of the bye weeks???

 

i can hardly wait to start 4ths stringers!!!

Guest razazteca
Posted

its time to get some production out of the kick return specialist

 

well at least the Giants get an easy week against the Seahawks, maybe this is the week Ron Dayne can get a TD :spank: :bonk: :boxing:

Posted

If Thomas Jones can run for 170 yards against the Sea D...ANYONE can!

Guest razazteca
Posted

but Tiki Barber is the #1 RB for the Giants even though he is not 100% healthy. Ron Dayne is more less the FB or plays whenever Tiki wants to rest.

 

anyway I am expecting at least Dayne will produce more than Week 2, and that the 3 Giants that I have on my team, at least one of them will get a TD.

Posted

I knew Curtis wouldn't do much, but I thought he would get at least a tad more than 5 damn yards.

Guest jimmy no nose
Posted

I'm glad giving up yardage on defense doesn't have an impact on scores because my D is Seattle. They've been getting a decent 3 or 4 points the first two weeks.

Guest razazteca
Posted

yeah thats why I picked up the Dallas Defense off waivers.

 

the way the league is its puts importance on QBs & WRs more than anything else.

 

If Defense mattered more, than the Tampa Bay and New England team defenses would put up 15 pts every game

Guest Chuck Woolery
Posted

Mike has a question for all of you fine football-loving fellows.

 

How would you guys respond to a fantasy hockey league?

Guest El Satanico
Posted

I know nothing about NHL players other then the big names so i'd suck, therefore i'd have very little interest.

Guest jimmy no nose
Posted
I know nothing about NHL players other then the big names so i'd suck, therefore i'd have very little interest.

My thoughts exactly.

Guest The Man in Blak
Posted

In other news, I'm taking volunteers for a Butch Davis Death Squadron - we're meeting in the Dodge Caravan out in front of Walgreens.

 

...

 

Gawd damn Quarterback controversy.

Posted
In other news, I'm taking volunteers for a Butch Davis Death Squadron - we're meeting in the Dodge Caravan out in front of Walgreens.

 

...

 

Gawd damn Quarterback controversy.

Just because I hate the Browns I will assist you.

Guest The Man in Blak
Posted

Good man. Grab a gun and wrap that towel around your head.

 

 

 

 

I mean, really - if Couch is healthy, and you've went out of your way to name him an offensive captain for the upcoming game anyway, why in the world even bother with the mystery flirtation of keeping Kelly Holcomb in?

Posted
Good man. Grab a gun and wrap that towel around your head.

 

 

 

 

I mean, really - if Couch is healthy, and you've went out of your way to name him an offensive captain for the upcoming game anyway, why in the world even bother with the mystery flirtation of keeping Kelly Holcomb in?

Because all NFL coaches are smarter than us remember?

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Im having fun here. My backup kicker (Kasay) could be out for the season so I had to dump him. Ahman Green could be out for a couple weeks, but at least for this week I have the GB starter against the lions, however they signed some nobody that could take his place if Green's injury keeps him out any more games cause they aren't so sure about Mealey.

 

Oh, and Couch is definitely starting in Cleveland..

Guest jimmy no nose
Posted

Charlie Garner isnt playing this week, so my running backs are Michael Bennett and Richie Anderson. This is not going to be good.

Posted

::Looks at Lunatics R Us lineup::

::Looks at own::

::Looks a mile away::

 

Hey look, an ass kicking!

Guest razazteca
Posted

Eagles vs Cowboys is a game with a lot of trick plays but where the F is Darnay Scott? well at least the Defense and Kicker will do good for me on my bye week of death.

Posted

Damn, Troy Brown is having a career day right now.

 

And 4 TDs for Brady!

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

My sig conveyed my feelings on how I was going to do this week.

Guest The Man in Blak
Posted

*throws clipboard into the ground*

 

DAMMIT.

 

What in the fuck is in the water at Tennesee to let Couch have a frickin' career day like that?

 

Geezus.

 

Barring any miracle performances from T.O. or Griese, that pretty much seals my day.

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